Tag: Gravity Falls

skeleton-quays:

miasimiagoria:

inktheblot:

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

Stan: I’ve run a very successful business for thirty years while rebuilding a portal with one third of the blueprints and no help from a demon.

Ford: It says not to summon him but he called me smart so he can’t be that evil

sonansu:

this is the funniest goddamn joke in gravity falls to me.  what is the point.  literally what.  there is no set up.  there is no punchline.  he just says “i found it while i was here… practicing” and the footage cuts to mabel filming him on the middle of a fucking island playing a tuba that has never previously been mentioned before he shouts “LOOK, A GIANT TOOTH” i am fucking crying about this goddamn cartoon thiS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY THIS IS A GENIUS SHOW WITH GENIUS WRITING AND BETTER JOKES THAN ANYTHING ON TV RIGHT NOW AND I AM LAUGHING AT THIS 12 YEAR OLD PLAYING A RANDOM FUCKING TUBA WITH THIS RIDICULOUS FUCKING LOOK ON HIS FACE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IM GOING TO SHIT THE

Source: musashi

glumshoe:

glasses-braces-nerd:

glumshoe:

hey guys how do you think Ford fit a pair of dentures and a giant eyeball (and… a baseball?) into a narrow-necked bottle?

It’s a cartoon not EVERYTHING can be taken seriously

FALSE now tell me how the shapeshifter managed the law of conservation of mass

It just got really dense when it had to shift into smaller things, or its larger shapes are highly expanded and mostly not dense. 

And he got them in the jars by growing them in there, like you do with cucumbers. You find a tiny cucumber still on the vine, put a jar over it without cutting it off, shade it so it doesn’t get fried in the sun, and wait until it’s too big to pull out of the jar. 

That, or he used the shrinking crystals to make them small, dropped them in, and made them big again.