simonalkenmayer:

thatpreciousthing:

xekstrin:

astraltailwags:

cryoverkiltmilk:

I need this dog

I need this dog to know I love them

I need to know the name of this dog

@cryoverkiltmilk

His name is Prague!

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vantablack doge

anish kapoor is banned from petting this dog

This…is a hell hound.

I’ve never seen a dog so deserving of the gravitas of that title. Never in all my long life. Stunning.

Anish Kapoor probably doesn’t like dogs anyway. Selfish excuse for an ass.

12drakon:

phantom-smut:

Hey, are you a healthy adult individual in need of cash and don’t mind an alien slipping some eggs into you for awhile??? Then boy howdy does Visol have a proposition for YOU. He’ll pay you to be a surrogate incubator for an egg batch, he needs all the help he can get.
Have no fear about the procedure, Visol’s secretions guarantee a painless but pleasurable ovipositing process. Or keep the pain if you’re into that.
Return months later to finally lay and finish the egg cycle. You’ll get to see healthy babies hatch!
All potential surrogates are screened and tested personally by Visol himself, your health and his eggs are the utmost priority.

Help your local alien grow his colony today~!
He also takes genetic donations too~ *wink

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