Buttermilk the baby goat is kind of a dick.

top 5 goat types?

1. markhor (magnificent)

2. Dutch landrace (looks like the kind of goat that would be possessed by Satan in a horror film)

3. Valais blackneck (look at that gradient!)

4. Irish goat (just a real good classic goat)

5. gulabi (if a blobfish were a mammal)

timefortigers:

timefortigers:

im so upset

please u need to see it in motion

gallusrostromegalus:

Meanwhile, Goats.

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drferox:

This is Jude. The pallet was small, but she was determined.

(She has since been furnished with a more Jude-sized sunbathing platform. the little one fits her tiny friend. she’s the biggest goat we’ve ever had! and a GIANT BABY)

Goats are fascinating in the way they think, and their frequent lack of fear when it comes to investigating every single object in the vet’s treatment box and attempt to eat everything within it.

kramergate:

I just HAD to know what that stereoscopic cold-blooded extinct goat species looked like while alive and you’ll be really pleased to know I’ve never been more uncomfortable in my entire life

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squaliformes:

followthebluebell:

bluecrownedsnakes:

praiseandblame:

minesottafatspoollegend:

hollowedskin:

why is this goat so pretty?? it’s like a fairy? what kind of goat is this???

It’s called a Gulabi, and if you want to see something even better, the adults look like this.

Guillermo del Toro designed this goat

They’re like fucking horse sized it’s terrible

this goat grows up like a pokemon evolution

WHAT THE FUCK

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yagyou:

This is an appreciation post for the coolest horned animals.
Feel free to add to this post.

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aviculor:

zooophagous:

r-evolution-aries:

tilthat:

TIL a cave goat that went extinct approx. 5,000 years ago is the first known mammal to have become cold-blooded. Their bone growth rate is unlike any other mammal, and more similar to crocodiles in showing slow and adaptive rates to environmental temperature.

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The goat’s binomial name is Myotragus balearicus. It was kind of an oddball in a lot of other ways, too, an example being that it had forward-facing eyes, giving it stereoscopic vision, which was pretty odd for an ungulate.

Here’s what its skull looked like, btw.

(By Didier Descouens – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0)

Lol it looks like a lil devil skull

A cave-dwelling goat with front-facing eyes and cold blood and you’re telling me that isn’t a satan

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

shenko:

his-quietus-make:

uncannycookie:

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before I’d said more than: “There’s a goat-” the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, “Yeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. That’s Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.”

Trolled by a fucking goat.

i’m fucking dying
“yeah that’s brenda”