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no one believes me when I say my identical twin lives in the cellar and eats only spiders

ghostplantt:

glumshoe:

The dress I’ve been wanting since 2011 but only bought last week arrived and I love it. I take my fashion inspiration from beetles that spray you with horrifically stinky defense chemicals when you impulsively pluck them from the ground during the eclipse.

Hey, Ship? Are you much taller than I thought or are you just standing in a short room and doorway

Short room and doorway. I live in a renovated attic.

That’s a fiery caterpillar hunter! They run around really fast, have beautiful rainbow bellies, and are hard to keep in captivity because they only eat live prey.

The other picture is some kind of beetle.

Source: glumshoe

glumshoe:

I spent the last hour crouching next to a baby black vulture with baggies of frozen mice and rabbits thawing under my armpit.

That sounds like an EXCELLENT time.

glumshoe:

axelspark:

askull4everyoccasion:

13thcat:

glumshoe:

the real horrors of Halloween

@askull4everyoccasion

Honestly? Yeah. It’s the only thing stopping me from buying them.

They are fantasy animals. Get over your bullshit.

actually cats are real I think and most of them have skeletons inside