ANY BODY WANT FUCK MEGATRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot to Trot

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Megatron/Ratchet
Characters: Megatron (Transformers), Ratchet (Transformers), Background & Cameo Characters
Additional Tags: Sticky Sexual Interfacing, Valve and Aft Port, Tribbing, Sex Toys, Sex Pollen, Aphrodisiacs, Mildly Dubious Consent, alcohol use, Semi-Public Sex
Summary:

It wasn’t supposed to happen the first two times, but when Megatron showed up on Ratchet’s doorstep suffering from the same aphrodisiac as Ratchet himself, well, what would one more romp hurt?

a/n: Oh ho ho! And here’s my first fully finished commission from the list. This absolute joy to write is for the wonderfully talented @uglynicc and I had such a blast writing it that I went wayyy over budget and do not regret a single word.

Enjoy!

Hot to Trot

alienpornunlimited:

Megatron: Listen, if I need to dispell my charge that bad, I’ll just seduce the least threatening of all these Autobots. It might not be a lot of fun, but it’ll do the trick and I won’t have to worry about any surprises.

Megatron, hours later: HEY QUICK QUESTION WHO LET THIS FUCK MACHINE™ BE SO GODDAMN CUTE AND HARMLESS LOOKING BECAUSE????????

michellessinbin:

hey sometimes you just want the tables to be turned ¯_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )_/¯