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friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK
the resigned look on his face is priceless.
How at the end he gestures with his hands like âwhat the fuck is thisâ
Biscuits in England: hard, chewy, flat.
Biscuits in America: soft, fluffy, tall.Â
Breadsticks in England: crispy, snappy.Â
Breadsticks in America: miniature French breads with different flavors.Â
Muffins in England: floury, flat, good for sandwiches.Â
Muffins in America: damper, taller, bad for sandwiches but often full of stuff.Â
Apparently, baked goods in England: crispy, flat.Â
Apparently, baked goods in America: soft, tall.Â
Did American bakers just go âyeah nothing is soft enoughâ, or are these the variations that developed when people tried to make versions that you eat on their own?Â
you know all those jokes about white people food and the lack of spices?Â
 i can top them all
because when I was 8
i would get slices of white bread
put them in the microwave until they were hot
and eat them like that.Â
not toasted, not with anything on top, just microwaved white bread.
I think I liked the texture.Â
Things food snobs are wrong about
- âOrganicâ isnât better for you or for the environment. It actually means nothing of any significance at best and is sometimes even the more wasteful, more hazardous option.
- A shitload of ânaturalâ food including a lot of imported produce is grown and harvested through slave labor in inhumane conditions.
- Pizza, fried chicken, french fries, fast food, candy bars and chips ARE nutritious. They are loaded with good things. Just because they have an abundance of excess fats and might not be healthy as a staple doesnât mean they are ânutritionlessâ or that their calories are âempty.â Those are hokey buzzwords pushed by the people in charge of how much you pay for the alternatives.
- Eating healthier costs more. Much more. Looking down on people for their reliance on cheaper food is extremely classist and expecting everyone to be able to live off fresh veggies and cage-free meats is insultingly unrealistic in the modern world.
- âProcessedâ literally only means the food went through some kind of automated process. This can be literally the exact same thing a human being would have done to the food for it to be labeled âunprocessed.â Being processed does not make something less healthy.
- Chemicals with long, scary names are part of nature. An apple is full of compounds you probably canât pronounce. A shorter ingredients label only means they didnât bother listing all 300 things the product is actually made of and HAS to be made of.
- Preservatives, artificial flavors and other additives are not the devil. Most are harmless and in general they are part of the reason you havenât already starved to death or died of a food borne illness.
- MSG is not bad for you at all.
- The fact that something might be made of âscrapâ meats like pig snouts or chicken necks only means one thing: that we didnât waste perfectly normal, edible meat.
- I DONâT KNOW HOW I FORGOT THIS IN MY FIRST VERSION OF THIS POST BUT GMOâS ARE NOT DANGEROUS TO EAT. GMOâS ARE SAVING LIVES. YOUâVE ALREADY EATEN GMOâS BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW THE TERM. ITâS FINE. EAT THEM.
It pisses me off when big time chefs go âguys do you not know what goes into canned meatballs? Theyâre disgusting!â yeah parts of the animal they donât use for anything else and also theyâre tasty fuck you
@lazysatyr wanted sources so here you go
I could find no material that references pig snouts and chicken necks as any different from meat from the more commonly eaten parts of those animals. Most people use them in soups to make a stronger broth, since they do contain a lot of flavor despite not a lot of tangible meat.
Hey thanks! I didnât add sources to the original post just because I thought it was minor personal venting and not something that would get tens of thousands of notes.