drferox:

The following phrases may be overheard whilst trying to capture a feral cat which has escaped and is now at large within a vet clinic.

• Run!
• Don’t move!
• Shut those doors!
• Where’d it go?
• Are the windows closed?
• It’s behind the washing machine.
• Can anyone move the washing machine?
• There’s urine everywhere.
• Well, it’s definitely a tom.
• Look out!
• He’s on the move!
• Protect your face!

And my personal favourite…

• How in hell is he gripping onto the ceiling?!

• *various and creative swearing*