iguanodont:

The basilisk (Naja regula) and the cockatrice (Regulus gallus) do have overlapping distributions, but they are not the same creature.
The basilisk is the tiniest of spitting cobras, maxing out at only around 12-14 inches. However, it is also among the most venomous, and packs both a deadly bite and the ability to spit blinding venom several feet away with deadly accuracy. But before you get too disappointed, there may be some truth to the reports of insta-death odors and environment wrecking toxins as well, though not in the way you might think. These diminutive serpents dwell in volcanic regions surrounding the Red Sea and along the Great Rift Valley, where hidden gas vents may have made it appear that local flora and fauna have dropped dead for no reason.
The cockatrice, meanwhile, is a much showier beast. A flightless member of the wyvernidae family, it is swift footed and aggressive. Both sexes possess the red head and wattle, but the male’s crest is much more pronounced and swells with blood during mating rituals and threat displays. All dragons can spit up the contents of their stomach to some degree; the genus Regulus has honed this defense mechanism to a precise spurt of chemicals that can cause a painful burning sensation and blindness, much like the spitting cobra. This is generally a last resort; they prefer to simply bite and kick.
The female lays 3-5 eggs in a shallow depression lined with dry grass and leaves. It is up to the male to incubate the eggs and protect the chicks from predators, especially mongooses, which seem undeterred by the cockatrice’s aggressive nature. Cockatrices are found in Northern Africa, as well as parts of Southern Europe.

shingworks:

jayrockin:

I finally made a little sheet for scud body mods and decoration! The sheets for the rest of the Runaway to the Stars aliens are here.

Anything scuds decorate themselves with is either removable, or it just comes off when they molt out of their current carapace. Adults only molt every 2-3 earth years, so tattoos and engravings stick around pretty long but not forever. The “limpets” I drew here are one of many intertidal critters scuds will put on themselves as decoration, but are by far the easiest to care for. Off-duty “limpets” are kept in a small terrarium and fed table scraps. Scuds can rent them from living decoration shops instead, if they don’t want to care for their own dec-snails. Adult scuds also have some issues with unwanted decoration, ie, small marine “invertebrates” and “plants” rooting on their body in between molts. Scraping off sessile hitchhikers is an important part of scud hygiene.

PATREON | KO-FI

Literally can’t even x 1000

Lost to Science for 60 Years, Táchira Antpitta Is Rediscovered in Venezuelan Andes

typhlonectes:

The Táchira Antpitta,
a round, leggy brown bird a little longer than a pencil. It hadn’t been
seen since a handful of specimens were collected from the Andean cloud
forests on the Venezuela-Colombia border in 1955–56. Was it a valid
species? Miranda wondered. Did it even exist?

Lost to Science for 60 Years, Táchira Antpitta Is Rediscovered in Venezuelan Andes

iguanodont:

Due to popular demand, I did “Pegasus” after all.
Pegasus is a genus closely related to Gryps (griffins and hippogriffs), which was once widespread across Europe and the Americas, but underwent a sharp decline following the last ice age. The most famous species, Pegasus olympius, is not actually found in Greece but in parts of Northern Europe and Russia, but was named for its resemblance to its mythical counterpart. It is about the size of a large deer and ranges in color from white to speckled grey or greyish-brown. “Pegasette” is the smallest species of Pegasus, and the only remaining in the Americas. It is a textbook case of Insular dwarfism.

shrineart:

muchymozzarella:

neverfeedthesarcophagi:

sikssaapo-p:

I would die and do the dishes

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And how many movies do we know have the hero breaking out into song uber cheesy romance songs? 

You know I can’t smile without youuuu

I LOVED THESE TWO SO MUCH. THAT WHOLE BIT WITH THEM TALKING AND GETTING DRUNK WAS GREAT.