This goes to @battychow 🙂 Sorry for the stupid and long wait!!!
UGH I missed drawing these two.
I think Ratchet doesn’t say it but he likes to sleep over Drift’s windshield and hood (¬‿¬)
Hice ésto escuchando la de “Gracias a la vida” de Violeta Parra. Así que para mi es la canción que Drift en tfa cantaría. Imagínense cantándosela a Ratchet ;A; snif.
I did this while hearing Violeta Parra’s song “Thanks to life” and now it’s my theme song for tfa Drift. It’s perfect ;A; (to me).
I love the tenderness of Drift’s expression here, such love
skype convo with @rayearthmagic discussing Drift being in charge of the Lost Light if Megatron, Rodimus, and Ultra Magnus were all indisposed because of reasons
Ray: For some reason, I’m thinking if Drift is in charge, he’d have meditation music broadcasted over the intercom 😛
me: ROFLLLLLLLLL oh man Ratchet would SPANK HIM
R-“get that hippie woowoo chimes bells CRAP outta my medbay!”
D-“it’ll soothe your aura, Ratch!”
R-“I’ll soothe YOUR aura, dammit” and Drift wonders how those words can sound that incredibly threatening, it shouldn’t be possible but somehow Ratchet makes “soothe your aura” sound exactly like “peel you with a can-opener and recycle all your innards for scrap AND make you scrub the medbay floors WHILE I’M DOING IT”
“Captain Drift here wishing the Lost Light a blessed morning! although we are currently between star systems, and therefore “morning” is something of an arbitrary designation, I wish to remind all of you that our sparks are in cycle just like the flux of the stars, and the energy from the universe flows through us all, bringing us in tune with–“
crashing sound,metallic clang
“DRIFT GET OFF THE SLAGGING INTERCOM I AM TRYING TO WORK AND YOUR HIPPIE CRAP IS DISTRACTING ME ”
“… and our Chief Medical Officer is in fine form this morning too, perhaps he would care to join me in some meditation or yoga?”
“DRIFT I WILL DISMANTLE YOU MYSELF”
<more sounds of crashing, possibly a chase, Drift laughs, Ratchet snarls>
<the loudest crash yet>
<screech of feedback>
“This is CMO Ratchet and if I catch anyone using this intercom for anything besides official business from now on, you will WISH Ultra Magnus was here to set you straight, you got that? CAPTAIN DRIFT SIGNING OFF"
<something that sounds like the start of a spanking>
<a moan>
<intercom clicks off>
THIS IS BEYOND PERFECT
Reblogging because all of this is amazing!!!
*Especially the last part ;D*
one of my favorite things in Empire of Stone was canon confirmation that Drift does the woowoo so hard at least partially to fuck with Ratchet
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