gallusrostromegalus:

the-last-hair-bender:

the-last-hair-bender:

the-last-hair-bender:

talesfromweirdland:

A demon from the occultist book, Dictionnaire Infernal (1818-1863).

This long dude looks so fucking ruined that he dropped his new friend. Like “forgive me, Thomas. Forgive me, I don’t have any fingers.”

He was just trying to tuck his little friend into bed and he DROPPED THOMAS you guys.

  • Thomas is so offended too. He’s like “Bitch what the fuck?” cause he’s white girl wasted and Long John DROPPED HIS DRUNK ASS. Like Rude much Long John? Which isn’t actually his name but it’s what Thomas called him when they first met cause he just doesn’t look like a Qweezorpmarfflan.
  • Also they’re both interplanetary cop partners.
  • Or interdimensional? Like Qweezorpmarfflan is a demon cop and Thomas is like a human holy dude.(pick your denomination!) and together they fight crime.
  • Alternately…… Crowley and Aziraphale!!! It’s perfect!
  • I found my new fancast!

I love absolutely all of this.