no one ever rly talks abt the good robot noises transformers have gotta make…. like whirl’s systems going “beep beep beep beepbeepbeep!” when he gets Pissed, or rodimus’s whole chassis rattling and the mechanical “click” of his fire systems roaring to life, or rung’s eyebrows making lil pinging noises as he moves them + they clack against the tops of his optics….. i just….there are so many wonderful concepts here
Tag: Cybertronian anatomy
Honestly, I need more transformers transforming in my life:
- Like some of them do it now and again when they need their alt mode
- But some of them do it obsessively, compulsively
- Like mid-conversation with another mech they r just like “Ye I was talking to soandso chuchutsh[turns into a car like its the equivalent of leaning back in your chair] mech said it was suchandsuch.”
- For others, its like a natural reaction like someone spooks them from behind and there like SHITFUCK turns into a boat.
- And this can work both ways. During earlier missions, Prowl is ashamed to admit, the number of stakeouts and surveillance missions that went bust because a human sneezed next to a bot a scared them into root mode.
- @ their therapist; I just SNEEZED and this motorbike just TURNED INTO A FREAKIN ROBOT!
- Also in romantic situations just to bots chillin’ in a car park, not an inch apart bc they’re so gay.
- And that’s how the Autobots found out about car insurance.
- Don’t tell me the likes of both Sunstreaker and Starscream didn’t spend a week in their alt mode bc of a robot blemish on their faceplates.
- If we’re talking G1 that Megatron didn’t put himself in a drawer to avoid his squabbling underlings.
- Definitely a bots worst nightmare is coming during interfacing and transforming.
- “Oh no in the face?” “In the face and then on the floor…” “Nooooooooo”
- I bet that there were also mechs that, instead of having seizures or maybe as a form of tourettes, would change, or start changing without prompt.
- Or mechs that either due to aging or injury take excruciatingly long times to transform.
- Or in Blurrs case can transform very quickly but risk pulling something when they do.
Hey Agatha! Me and a friend had a TF question, if you’d like to answer. What do you think could cause chronic pain in a Transformer, even with therapy and/or suppressants to target it?
Well, it depends a lot on the cause- I know the sources for my own pain issues, so I can kind of go off of there, but in theory any sort of complex moving body has the risk of chronic pain, be it organic or cyber.
One of my major issues with pain is related to mobility- this runs in the family, stiff joints and muscle strain, a lack of cushion between bones or improper development of said bones. For cybertronians, replacing joints or whatever’s needed to lubricate them might be easier than it is for humans, but if their body can’t manage to upkeep of these joints I imagine any sort of mobility-based pain would return quickly. In most of my setting Cybertronian bodies function more or less like organic ones, with nanites and specific systems dedicated to various bodily functions, and sometimes there are inherent flaws that result in continued failure of these functions. Sometimes they can be treated, but other times there’s something perhaps spark-deep or the result of traumatic injury that refuses to let the body heal.
My other pain issues start at what is effectively the source of all pain- the brain and nervous system. Phantom pain and I are well acquainted friends, usually triggered by fatigue or other stressors, and it’s hard to recognize when there’s pain because something in your body is actually hurt, or because your nervous system is basically so stressed it’s crying. This might be a major issue for Cybertronians because pain that exists in the processor or spark may be similarly difficult to identify and treat without extensive and continual care- for me, antidepressants help, and they help a lot, but this also comes with the reality that if those fail- pain is waiting to return.
So that’s two options- cybertronians are full of moving parts and when those fail to work in tandem, chronic pain could result, or otherwise pain can stem from something deeper and less physical.
As for other options…chronic pain could be the result of illness or chronic illness– maybe a rust disease causing degredation internally, even if the immune system can repair and keep things going it would still be unpleasant or painful and certainly tiring, the constant repairs/re-repairs so on so forth. Or even a parasitic attachment, scraplets as the equivalent of tapeworms, just waiting in deep systems, passively sucking away life.
An old injury that never healed fully and instead other structures healed around it.
An unidentified allergic reaction or intolerance to an impurity in energon or paint (I mean, can you imagine cybertronian lactose intolerance?)
Stress from a million years of fear and warfare, when abated, suddenly the body doesn’t know how to handle not being constantly ready to fight, to die, and the pain starts because the brain is trying to find an outlet because something must be wrong, something.
So on, so forth! I think it’s an interesting avenue to explore, the causes and treatments of chronic pain in cybertronians.
A sketch how the erection process of cybertronians can take place (by the example of Drift’s pussy)
pollution-of-subterranean-waters:
He saw the tiddy.
Pfffttt omg xD
what ive gathered from these panels is that a bot walking around with his spark un-covered is basically equivalent to having your titties out
…you know if that were the case it would make a lot of other scenes hilarious.
Like Nautica’s amica endura ceremony where she exposes her spark: that would mean that the process of committing to a deep, enduring friendship with someone involves whipping your tits out in front of them.
Or that scene where Windblade saves Starscream from the spark disruptor by exposing her own spark: from Starscream’s perspective he would just be freaking out that he’s about to die in a few seconds and the next thing he knows Windblade’s pulling out her boobs and getting all up in his face.
…………..I hope your interpretation’s correct.
It’d be equivalent if people kept their soul in their boobs.
watch-out-for-the-silent-ones:
So there’s that one trope in a lot of mechpreg stuff, where the carrier has to receive transfluid donations fron their partner, to go towards forging the newspark frame, right?
So let’s say a mech has multiple partners. Does that mean that the newsparks’ physical appearance, alt mode, and frame type would be influenced by how many builders their carrier had, as opposed to whomever was present for the initial ignition?
Imagine one group of mechs running a betting pool on what their sparkling is going to look like.
“10 shanix says it’s a warframe.”
“No way, we’ve been running trains on ‘em since ignition and three of us are sports cars, it’s gonna be a speedster.”
I love this idea.
The knocked-up mech is suddenly the most popular person on base and they don’t know why. Seems like they’ve barely finished up fragging one person before two more people are beating down their door asking for a turn. They’re delighted, they’re going to have the healthiest sparkling ever.
It turns out two different groups of alt-modes are in a rivalry to see who can make the baby look like them.
Yes! Good!
Legit how blitzwing was made
Where triple-changers REALLY come from. The shocking truth Decepticon scientists don’t want you to know.
oh my god headcanon accepted SO HARD
A laser cleaning a baking tray.
Why is that so satisfying to watch,..
somebody get me this laser to clean my pitch-black soul.
I want to use this as part of Transformers maintenance like “DAMMIT DRIFT WHY ARE YOU RUSTY AGAIN, I JUST LASERED YOU!” “… sorry Ratchet”
@iopele I can picture a laser cleaning session as being very warm and comfortable for a ‘bot so long as it’s supervised by a proper technician or medic. Just all of those rust spots and deformations being gently sliced away. Maybe follow it up with a soft sanding/buffing and a repaint of the lasered areas?
yes, like a really nice spa session with full-body exfoliating treatment!