What’s also good is Completely Forgetting to tell visiting relatives about bluecifer, picking them up from the airport and hearing them SHRIEK and going “oh yeah, that”
For the Non-Coloradoans:
Bluecifer, Our local elder god. Absolutely nothing in that pic is photoshop.
He’s 32 feet tall, and most unfortunately, his head fell off while he was being assembled and killed his creator. Bluecifer gets struck by lightning on a semi-regular basis which should melt fiberglass but his Dark And Unholy powers have prevented any damage. He’s got glowing red eyes:
(Once again, none of that is photoshop.) And disturbingly detailed human-sized genitals, which I’ll let y’all google for yourselves.
He sits in a not-legally acessible bit of roadway just outside DIA, the most Conspiracy-Riddled of airports, and people run across the highway to get to him to bring him offerings and praise.
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