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Oh. Well he wasn’t so sure about her being alright, people who collapse on the ground generally aren’t. However he really couldn’t refute her claim since he was far from knowledgeable on the subject, and he had a feeling he wouldn’t get very far if he tried. So instead he simply did as he was told and climbed back up on the berth.

“I think I’m okay? I mean, I don’t feel sick.” Crosscase said, but still came close so she could scan him anyways. He knew enough that you do what a medic tells you, because disobeying usually meant you check ups weren’t gonna be comfortable to say the least.

Scalpel leaned up to scan Crosscase, then curled back down onto her side and squinted as she surveyed the results. Which was odd for someone viewing something on her HUD, but it did seem to be working. “A’ight. Ain’t seein’ anything here… lemme check wi’ the other medics.” 

.:Yo. Patches. Sendin’ you a scan. What’s this li’l cutie in for? Picked ‘im up by mistake, apparently:.

.:Oh, hi. Yeah- I saw you getting him out of the medbay, actually, but you looked so calm I didn’t think to stop you. Didn’t think it’d hurt anything, an’ you need the relaxation. That’s Crosscase, he’s in for chemical exposure to. No major symptoms, minor disorientation, just in for monitoring in case of an immune response. Seem fine to you?:.

.:Yep. What’m I doin’?:.

.:I’ll fill you in later, nothing too weird. You hurt your leg and we gave you painkillers for the nerve backlash, and you got all wacky like you usually do on pain meds. Just relax, I’m highly suggesting you do calming things instead of trying to get up. Or… if you gotta move around a bunch, do it without standing. Like- I don’t know, play with the cute flier, he’s not your patient ;):.

Scalpel blinked up at the ceiling, smirking, then turned her attention to Crosscase again. “Patches says you were in for observation- chemical exposure. Y’ seem okay now, though. How y’ feelin’?” she asked, moving around until her back was to the wall against the berth, and slowly looked Crosscase up and down. Heh. “He also suggested I have some fun with you in lieu of getting up and putting weight on my leg.” the femme muttered, looking vaguely sleepy now that the adrenaline was wearing off and she was remembering that she’d just woken up. “Bold li’l ball ‘a sass, but ‘e’s got a point.” 

Crosscase’s plating fluffed up as his wings and audials shot up straight while his face flushed with embarrassment. He looked down at his hands clasped in his lap to avoid eye contact with Scalpel before speaking.

“C-chemical exposure sounds about right given how volatile the materials I was working with are. Guess I wasn’t as careful as I …” He stopped mid sentence and a look of dawning realization took over his face, “I didn’t write down the formula!” he nearly shouted.

He dropped his face into his hands and curled over until his head touched the berth. When he spoke the words were muffled against the blankets.

“I didn’t write down the formula, and I can’t remember anything about my experiment. I was so close to a breakthrough, and now it’s gone!” Crosscase muttered dejectedly, his field filled with despair and frustration.

Oh, that was cu- aww. Okay, no, too early in the morning for that much darkness. Scalpel contemplated Crosscase for a moment, then grabbed her blanket and pulled it up, tossing the edge so that it landed over him. Muttering “none o’ that, come here,” she hooked an arm around him and pulled him close, curling onto her side and around the upset mech. 

No panic response- good. She took a moment to think, holding Crosscase just tightly enough to keep him there, then firmly patted his back and spoke as clearly as she could with the blanket still where it had fallen entirely over her. “Hush- ‘s too early for that. Look- here’s what yer gonna do. You relax, we get some fuel, then you go back and lookit what you were doin’. At th’ very least, there’ll be stuff left over, maybe notes or somethin’. An’ that’ll help you ‘member. But freakin’ out ain’t gonna help- settle, cutie.” 

Ice-blue optics gleaming brightly in the darkness under the imprompteu blanket fort, Scalpel stroked Crosscase’s back with the servo not attached to the arm containing him, idly going over her awakening systems report- a rare luxury for medics to do while still in berth. Twist damage to her leg joints, nothing major, already repaired but still settling in, and steadily lowering levels of the common painkiller that did not make her paranoid. Good, they’d made a note to not use that other one. Otherwise, all systems normal… aside from a mild increase in core temp and in fan speed, which was made more obvious by the confined space. Hm. ”Guess my frame liked the company.” she muttered, not quite meaning to say it out loud, then glanced up and loosened her grip. Might not be best to trap the little flier, even if he seemed to have no objections to her proximity.

Crosscase was pulled from his lamenting by an arm pulling him down onto the berth and a body wrapping around him. The sudden closeness had his audials tilting down in embarrassment and his face going red, again. It just seemed like that’s how today was going to go. It was surprisingly warm under the blanket, held to Scalpel’s front with her arm around his back, but pleasantly so. The hand patting his back also helped.

“I suppose so.” Crosscase conceded. Hopefully there would be enough information to recreate his experiment, if not he was going to be way behind schedule. He really didn’t want to report to Kindlestrike empty handed, again. His funding was already dangling by a thread as it was.

Caught up in his own thoughts as he was Crosscase almost missed Scalpel’s mutterings.

“Oh, um, I’m glad I didn’t ruin your morning I suppose.”He said in an awkward manner, clearly not expecting to hear that. Would explain the extra warmth under the blanket though.

There- much better. Scalpel gave a quiet purring sound, pleased by the smaller mech relaxing, and made no effort to move away. He seemed- embarrassed, maybe, but reasonably calm, certainly not trying to avoid her. Which was good, she /was/ a bit larger than him. Probably weighed more than him, too. 

And, hm, he was cute. Awkward, but definitely something like her type. Optics focused on Crosscase, Scalpel openly looked him over for a moment, then purred a bit louder to the pretty mech who’d ended up in her berth. “Tell ya what, Crosscase. I have an offer for you, and if you aren’t interested, I won’t offer again. But… you are cute, and we are both in the same berth. You wanna do somethin’ to help you relax a bit further, hm?” she asked quietly, sliding the servo on his back up high enough to rub gently at the base of one wing. Not a place that would usually be an erogenous zone, but definitely more sensitive, enough to make her suggestion clear.

Aware that she was strong enough to pin Crosscase, Scalpel was careful not to put any weight against his frame or do anything to hold him still, giving him plenty of room to move away if he wanted. “No pressure, I get it if y’ aren’t interested. If not- we get some energon, maybe talk a bit, an’ that’s it.” 

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Oh. Well he wasn’t so sure about her being alright, people who collapse on the ground generally aren’t. However he really couldn’t refute her claim since he was far from knowledgeable on the subject, and he had a feeling he wouldn’t get very far if he tried. So instead he simply did as he was told and climbed back up on the berth.

“I think I’m okay? I mean, I don’t feel sick.” Crosscase said, but still came close so she could scan him anyways. He knew enough that you do what a medic tells you, because disobeying usually meant you check ups weren’t gonna be comfortable to say the least.

Scalpel leaned up to scan Crosscase, then curled back down onto her side and squinted as she surveyed the results. Which was odd for someone viewing something on her HUD, but it did seem to be working. “A’ight. Ain’t seein’ anything here… lemme check wi’ the other medics.” 

.:Yo. Patches. Sendin’ you a scan. What’s this li’l cutie in for? Picked ‘im up by mistake, apparently:.

.:Oh, hi. Yeah- I saw you getting him out of the medbay, actually, but you looked so calm I didn’t think to stop you. Didn’t think it’d hurt anything, an’ you need the relaxation. That’s Crosscase, he’s in for chemical exposure to. No major symptoms, minor disorientation, just in for monitoring in case of an immune response. Seem fine to you?:.

.:Yep. What’m I doin’?:.

.:I’ll fill you in later, nothing too weird. You hurt your leg and we gave you painkillers for the nerve backlash, and you got all wacky like you usually do on pain meds. Just relax, I’m highly suggesting you do calming things instead of trying to get up. Or… if you gotta move around a bunch, do it without standing. Like- I don’t know, play with the cute flier, he’s not your patient ;):.

Scalpel blinked up at the ceiling, smirking, then turned her attention to Crosscase again. “Patches says you were in for observation- chemical exposure. Y’ seem okay now, though. How y’ feelin’?” she asked, moving around until her back was to the wall against the berth, and slowly looked Crosscase up and down. Heh. “He also suggested I have some fun with you in lieu of getting up and putting weight on my leg.” the femme muttered, looking vaguely sleepy now that the adrenaline was wearing off and she was remembering that she’d just woken up. “Bold li’l ball ‘a sass, but ‘e’s got a point.” 

Crosscase’s plating fluffed up as his wings and audials shot up straight while his face flushed with embarrassment. He looked down at his hands clasped in his lap to avoid eye contact with Scalpel before speaking.

“C-chemical exposure sounds about right given how volatile the materials I was working with are. Guess I wasn’t as careful as I …” He stopped mid sentence and a look of dawning realization took over his face, “I didn’t write down the formula!” he nearly shouted.

He dropped his face into his hands and curled over until his head touched the berth. When he spoke the words were muffled against the blankets.

“I didn’t write down the formula, and I can’t remember anything about my experiment. I was so close to a breakthrough, and now it’s gone!” Crosscase muttered dejectedly, his field filled with despair and frustration.

Oh, that was cu- aww. Okay, no, too early in the morning for that much darkness. Scalpel contemplated Crosscase for a moment, then grabbed her blanket and pulled it up, tossing the edge so that it landed over him. Muttering “none o’ that, come here,” she hooked an arm around him and pulled him close, curling onto her side and around the upset mech. 

No panic response- good. She took a moment to think, holding Crosscase just tightly enough to keep him there, then firmly patted his back and spoke as clearly as she could with the blanket still where it had fallen entirely over her. “Hush- ‘s too early for that. Look- here’s what yer gonna do. You relax, we get some fuel, then you go back and lookit what you were doin’. At th’ very least, there’ll be stuff left over, maybe notes or somethin’. An’ that’ll help you ‘member. But freakin’ out ain’t gonna help- settle, cutie.” 

Ice-blue optics gleaming brightly in the darkness under the imprompteu blanket fort, Scalpel stroked Crosscase’s back with the servo not attached to the arm containing him, idly going over her awakening systems report- a rare luxury for medics to do while still in berth. Twist damage to her leg joints, nothing major, already repaired but still settling in, and steadily lowering levels of the common painkiller that did not make her paranoid. Good, they’d made a note to not use that other one. Otherwise, all systems normal… aside from a mild increase in core temp and in fan speed, which was made more obvious by the confined space. Hm. ”Guess my frame liked the company.” she muttered, not quite meaning to say it out loud, then glanced up and loosened her grip. Might not be best to trap the little flier, even if he seemed to have no objections to her proximity.

Oh. Well he wasn’t so sure about her being alright, people who collapse on the ground generally aren’t. However he really couldn’t refute her claim since he was far from knowledgeable on the subject, and he had a feeling he wouldn’t get very far if he tried. So instead he simply did as he was told and climbed back up on the berth.

“I think I’m okay? I mean, I don’t feel sick.” Crosscase said, but still came close so she could scan him anyways. He knew enough that you do what a medic tells you, because disobeying usually meant you check ups weren’t gonna be comfortable to say the least.

Scalpel leaned up to scan Crosscase, then curled back down onto her side and squinted as she surveyed the results. Which was odd for someone viewing something on her HUD, but it did seem to be working. “A’ight. Ain’t seein’ anything here… lemme check wi’ the other medics.” 

.:Yo. Patches. Sendin’ you a scan. What’s this li’l cutie in for? Picked ‘im up by mistake, apparently:.

.:Oh, hi. Yeah- I saw you getting him out of the medbay, actually, but you looked so calm I didn’t think to stop you. Didn’t think it’d hurt anything, an’ you need the relaxation. That’s Crosscase, he’s in for chemical exposure to. No major symptoms, minor disorientation, just in for monitoring in case of an immune response. Seem fine to you?:.

.:Yep. What’m I doin’?:.

.:I’ll fill you in later, nothing too weird. You hurt your leg and we gave you painkillers for the nerve backlash, and you got all wacky like you usually do on pain meds. Just relax, I’m highly suggesting you do calming things instead of trying to get up. Or… if you gotta move around a bunch, do it without standing. Like- I don’t know, play with the cute flier, he’s not your patient ;):.

Scalpel blinked up at the ceiling, smirking, then turned her attention to Crosscase again. “Patches says you were in for observation- chemical exposure. Y’ seem okay now, though. How y’ feelin’?” she asked, moving around until her back was to the wall against the berth, and slowly looked Crosscase up and down. Heh. “He also suggested I have some fun with you in lieu of getting up and putting weight on my leg.” the femme muttered, looking vaguely sleepy now that the adrenaline was wearing off and she was remembering that she’d just woken up. “Bold li’l ball ‘a sass, but ‘e’s got a point.” 

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Scalpel’s recharge can best be described as “selectively fragile”. She’ll wake up instantly for certain things; medbay alarms, explosions, anything even resembling pain, restraints,the sensation of someone looming over her, that sort of alarming thing.

Small mech in her berth? Not really one of those things. 

So she doesn’t wake up until it registers that her berth is not person-shaped. 

One would think that somehow squirming around until her entire lanky frame is tucked on top of another person would wake her up, but evidently not.

Nope, it’s the gradual realization that something just feels… not quite right. 

Optics snapping open, Scalpel hisses softly and pushes herself up, attempting to get up onto her pedes just in case something is wrong- 

And entirely fails, as she doesn’t know to allow for the mech under her. 

Yelping in alarm, the skinny medic shifts from “get to pedes and look around” to “NOT FALL” and just barely manages to catch herself, knees ending up clamped around his hips, both servos planted on his chassis at the realization that a person is here.

Fortunately for Crosscase, he doesn’t register as a threat. An Unexpected Thing, yes, but not a threat. Still, unexpected.

Optics narrowed, winglets askew, Scalpel aims a sharp fingertip at Crosscase and hisses down at him. “Explain.” 

Crosscase groaned, pulled from sleep by something moving around on the berth. Getting up was the last thing he wanted to do right now, but it seemed that the choice had been taken out of his hands. He opened his optics and blinked blearily up at the tall, pointy person on top of him, it took him a moment for his processor to catch up and inform him that he didn’t know this person. He quickly looked around and didn’t recognize the room. Nothing in his memory helped him either, as there was a noticeable blank in it. Last he remembered he’d been in the lab, but now he was in some stranger’s berth. If only he could say this was a first.

“Um, I don’t really have an explanation. I honestly don’t know where I am, or how I got here.” Crosscase answered, clearly confused.

Scalpel’s hackles settled at the realization that he was equally confused, but she kept her knees clamped tightly against his sides, hoping to maintain what few shreds of control she currently had. 

A quick glance around showed the almost-alarmingly-lumpy tarp draped over the wall to her side, covering a series of irregularly shaped objects hung against the wall. Okay, yes. This was definitely her room. 

Now… first logical conclusion here was that she’d acquired a berthmate last night. Hm. Did this mech look like her type? He kinda did, cute little thing. But… no stickiness anywhere. Had they gotten tired before anything could happen?

Relaxing just a bit, Scalpel loosened her grip around his waist and placed both servos on his chassis to illustrate that, yes, she was stronger than the stranger (perks of being a medic-frame), and lowered her winglets in an “I will not murder you right now” gesture.

“You are in my quarters, off the medbay. My current theory is that I found you at a bar somewhere and… apparently we… fell asleep, or something of the sort.” she mutters, deciding to clarify the situation slightly for the confused mech she’s sitting on. “Now who the Pit are you?” 

“Oh uh, I’m Crosscase.” He said quickly, deeply concerned about his current situation. He was with some stranger, a very strong stranger apparently, in someplace he had never been before, and no memory about how he got there. It was a little unnerving. Unconsciously he pulled his limbs close to his body, tucked his head into his down and dropped his wings as far as they’d go while pinned between him and the bed. Making himself appear smaller without meaning to do so.

“And ah, you theory sounds plausible. It-it wouldn’t be the first time actually.” He mumbled, rubbing the back of his neck and thoroughly embarrassed by the admission.

Scalpel’s optics narrowed at the gestures, then her winglets fluttered slightly and perked into something of a softly dominant pose- not all that dissimilar from a Seeker’s mannerisms. She wasn’t going to hurt this mech… he hadn’t done anything wrong. 

“Easy, now… ‘m not gonna bite you.” she hummed, lightly patting Crosscase’s chassis plating, then shifted off of him and moved to sit next to the small mech instead of pinning him. “I’m Scalpel. And, hm- yeah, you do kinda look like my type. Usually, though, when I bring strangers back here, I end up fragging them. Which does not appear to have happened, we aren’t nearly sticky enough.” 

Deciding to find some energon, Scalpel stood up and took exactly one step- 

And crumpled to the floor with a startled yelp as her leg gave out under her. 

Crosscase relaxed slightly when the person on top of him backed off a little and wasn’t menacing right over them. When this Scalpel person moved off of him he followed them with his eyes, still not a hundred percent sure about the situation he found himself in. Though his misgivings were quickly forgotten when Scalpel crashed to the floor.

“Oh my gosh!” Crosscase exclaimed as he sat up and scrambled to the edge of the berth. “Are you okay?”

He climbed down next to Scalpel with the intent to help, but was very clearly at a loss for what to do in this situation.

Swearing in at least two languages, Scalpel curled into a ball to get her working pede under herself, her plating bristling in an anger/stress display as she tried to figure out what was happening and why her leg hurt. She didn’t respond to Crosscase for a moment, but, when she did, it was a soft, unhappy growl. “Hm. Not… sure about that.” she growled, both servos tracing down her leg in a search for the problem, then relaxed considerably when she found a set of neatly done welds down her lower leg. 

“Ah. This… would explain it. I tend to react.. a bit oddly to sedatives. Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve tried ta drag someone in here. Usually Patches, though. Guess he wasn’t around.” she muttered, carefully pushing herself up to stand on her uninjured leg. “Where were you, then?

“Oh geez, do you need to go to the medbay? I might be able to help you get there, or I can get someone bigger who can lift you or something.” Crosscase said, the words tumbling out of his mouth faster than usual while his voice pitched higher. What if something was seriously wrong with her? He wouldn’t be able to do squat! He was a chemist not a medic! Was there a proper way to move an injured person? Though her explanation did at explain part of the situation they woke up to.

“I honestly don’t know. Last thing I remember was being at work and now I’m here. What happened between then and now is a mystery to me, so your guess would be as good as mine there.”

Scalpel’s plating was a bit askew still in a relatively minor stress display, but she was starting to calm down. The initial stab of pain from putting all her weight on a limb that was not ready to bear weight had eased, and the stranger in her berth was very clearly not a threat. Propping a servo on Crosscase’s shoulder so she could get back to the berth without using her injured leg, she limped over and sat back down, taking a few deep vents to settle her plating further so she could try to calm the concerned mech. 

“No, I do not need to go to the medbay, and I absolutely do not need someone to carry me. For one thing- it is right out there. Because I am a medic. I am fully qualified to decide if I need medical attention.” Scalpel declared, lying back down on the berth, then gestured slightly to Crosscase. “Get up here where I can scan ya. If I was in th’ medbay earlier an’ I brought you back in here, you were prob’ly in th’ medbay too, so we oughta figure out why.” 

Crosscase and/or GNR8 *eyebrow waggle*

Crosscase: 

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗
Very cute! Wings are fun, also. Sweet little hands.

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗
Haven’t had much of a chance yet. Would like to increase it- I enjoy having intelligent friends who do not wish to dissect me. 

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗
Small, easy to gently trap, wings to lick, delicate fingertips to get under plating, easily flustered- consider me very intrigued. 

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗
Again, haven’t had a chance. Would like to.


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VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗

Smaller than I’m used to, but, oh- stylish, with a helm design something like mine- I never see anyone with a helm like that who doesn’t have issues surrounding it, and I confess, I am very curious. And cute~! 

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗
Haven’t had a chance yet at all, but seems nice enough.

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗
There may be some issues related to size differences, but ohh… so cute, small enough to gently move around, could even fit into my servos- and those servos of yours are so delicate, oh, I’d love to see where those could fit.

…do they have any sort of interface equipment, though? 

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗
I’m really not sure. May be too young for me, honestly, but… color me intrigued.


💔 Non-existent
💗 Very low
💗💗 A little
💗💗💗 Hopeful
💗💗💗💗 High
💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

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1. When did you lose your virginity?

 Wow getting right into the nitty gritty. Well since inquiring minds want to know, I lost my v-card in basic training. Now let me preface this story by saying basic training was great when it came to teaching you to be a soldier, however that’s all they taught you. Ya, no sex ed at all. So imagine the surprise on our faces when a group of other cadets and I overheard our superior officers swapping interface stories. We had no idea what they were talking about, but we were curious as pit about it. Well we were curious about everything back then, but that’s beside the point. So we decide we’re gonna look things up on own and teach ourselves, mostly because our superiors were getting sick of our constant questions and no one wanted to risk pissing them off. There wasn’t a lot of information on the base’s databank, but we found enough to make us interested in doing our own experimentation.

Now depending on your definition of virginity I either lost mine the day after we did our own bit of research or about a week after that. Since the day after another cadet and I clumsily petted at each other until we got off. We had no idea what we were doing, it was just one clumsy, awkward event. Barely worth the trouble really. But a week after that my bunkmate and I actually bumped arrays. He’d been trying things out with other cadets in our group more than I had so he offered to show me what he’d learned, and boy did he. Bent me over my bunk and gave me a real good lesson. Ya basic training was a place of firsts. Thinking  back to it now, facing in the barracks where like 20 other bots lived, give or take, is probably where the exhibitionist tendencies came from.

2. Rough sex or soft sex? 

Both are good, but I think rough wins it by a bit. There’s just something so satisfying about being able to feel it the next day after a good, hard frag. I will admit that there are sometimes, when I’m still a bit sore, that I’ll excuse myself to hide in a closet or something to just grind my hand against my array to get off and make the ache last longer. It’s a pleasant reminder.

22. Do you/would you use sex toys?

You bet ya. Since work is so busy I don’t really have time to look for partners as often as I’d like, so sometimes I gotta take care of business myself. That and sometimes you just feel like keeping yourself company for the night. I’ve got six toys in total, three of which are dildos of varying sizes. The smallest was my first toy ever that still gets the job done just fine, the second one is a bit bigger, it vibrates and has ridges so it’s definitely more intense, then the final one is real big for when I want to feel nice and stretched. I’ve also got a little bullet vibrator that’s surprisingly strong for its size and a flesh light for when I want to use my spike. The last toy is actually a bit of a new purchase. I haven’t used it yet, but it’s, um, you know, it’s ah, anal beads. I’m a little curious about that sort of thing, but I lose my nerve and put them away before using them

[?] (from Crosscase)

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This box is much heavier than the previous one. 

Which isn’t surprising, considering the large-for-humans piece of machinery inside. Gravescratch turns the heavy piece over for a few minutes, attempting to figure it out and popping a few plates off in the process, and finally puts it down and absentmindedly spins the internal drum with one primary servo as he continues. He’s fairly sure this is some sort of washer- it seems to have tubes attached for some sort of input, probably a liquid. Might actually be useful. 

The tiny scrap of machinery is more difficult to examine, but it plays music when he accidentally presses a button. He has to poke at the buttons for a bit longer to figure out how to make it stop, but when it finally goes silent, he subspaces it for later. Maybe he’ll keep the music, but he can definitely use the tiny wires inside. 

The bits of paper are far too small for him to get much flavor out of, but a taste of a couple sheets reveal that they’ll definitely burn, so he sets the rest aside for if he needs them.

He’s not sure what the tiny container full of a long strand of sticky stuff is, but the infernal thing gets itself very firmly tangled into the workings of one servo as he tries to figure it out. Antennae locked back against his helm, he shakes his servo a couple of times in an effort to get it out, entirely fails, and then has to spend a little while plucking at the stuff. It doesn’t want to get out, and it breaks too easily to get a good hold of it, so he spends more than a few kliks muttering to himself and licking at the stuff (which doesn’t taste nice) until it dissolves and he can use his servo without it tugging. 

The little disk of what appears to be ceramic might actually be useful, so it goes in with the rest of the tiny mechanical spare parts. He can use an insulator. 

The colorful sticks confuse him for a bit, so he ends up tasting one to find out what they are. They are not very tasty, but chalk -even chalk with additives- can be useful in chemistry. Even if this is just a tiny bit.