those roots terrify me, ngl. At the same time, I’m amazed by their sheer height. Fear and fascination with the devil dick roots

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hot take: brace roots, where they occur, are one of the most terrifying plant organs. they just look too much like little squiggly arms seeking strength in the ground….like i think they’re weird and lovely but also im terrified

this species is called the ‘walking palm’ 

*shudders*

I’d never seen brace roots in person until I grew corn this year. It was a nightmarish heart attack to behold!

tbh i didn’t know about them either until I worked my first manual labor cornfield job and started looking down and noticing that my feet were mere INCHES from the alien arms slowly extending into the surrounding soil day after day and I was like ‘hey what the fuck’ and asked one of the breeders.

it’s one of those things about maize that you don’t notice until you really experience it up close. it’s an incredibly alien plant.

Walking palms move! They put down new roots on one side of the plant, and the old roots on the other side gradually die off. We can tell when their seeds arrived to Hawaii by measuring how far the plants are from the coastline. The first seeds grew plants and those plants moved inland a bit, then dropped seeds, and those seeds grew plants that moved further inward, and so on. 

They can ‘walk’ out of garden beds, too. I’ve seen where they’ve done that, some roots planted inside the bed, new roots going into the ground outside the bed. They move to get to new, fertile soil or better light when they’re in less than optimal conditions. Ones that are in perfect conditions don’t move at all. 

Goth Gardening: Cultivating Black Plants | Dirge Magazine

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I planted black hollyhock and irises this year! 

A+ content important I would also suggest soft goth things such as 

blackbird euphorbia (maybe tender here maybe niagara goths can have u)

black negligee bugbane 

chocoholic bugbane (tbh all bugbane is prolific and spoopy and wonderful)

hellebore black swan maybe also tender?

black truffle cardinal flower

the ever fave heuchera obsidian 

britt marie crawford ligularia FAVE JURASSIC LOOKING BB

and obv purple smokebush for soft goth smoke monster vibes 

thank the dark goddess for you! Saving this post! 

Black pearl pepper is another good one, I can attest that they look really cool in person. Aside from being ornamental, the little peppers are edible, and I think decently hot? I haven’t tasted them though so idk about that part

Black Pearl plants are EXTREMELY drought hardy and the peppers taste great, yes! I love mine even though I’ve given it less than stellar care; I’ve had it for…almost 10 years I think!

These pictures are so cute and so is the article.

Black Mondo grass also.

Also this is a tropical moat places but bat flower/ Tacca chantieri

Bat flower

OMG I’ve wanted a black garden since my gothy little 13 year old Heart thought of it! One dayyy!!!

Someday I’ll have a goth garden!

Goth Gardening: Cultivating Black Plants | Dirge Magazine