lizlovecraft:

raejin99:

prokopetz:

Fun fact: cats don’t just wiggle their butts before they pounce out of excitement – they’re also making tiny adjustments to the position of their feet in order to more precisely aim the ensuing lunge.

Or, in other words: your cat is calibrating.

Loading pounce.exe

Initiating…

Analyzing target coordinates

Trajectory adjustments required, initiate calibration protocol wigglebutt.exe

Wiggling…

Wiggling…

Calibration complete. Initiating pounce in 3…

2…

1…

Pounce initiated

Results: Slammed head first into wall. Please debug wigglebutt.exe

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pls show me your cats

this is Buster, showing us her very dirty feet.

This is Dany. He has anxiety, but he’s full of love.

This is Tally, a 10 yo 18 pound Maine Coon, who will let you use her tummy for a pillow when you’re sad, and will just purr & groom you until you feel better 💕

This is Jareth, a rescue who advises you to consider the benefits of a good long nap

This is Miss Noir. Her hobbies include being besties with the food bag, running away from things in fear, and stairstep lurking.

This is Miss Nicole. Her hobbies include being an immense asshole.

This is Uno. He thinks things are gonna be okay. I intend to believe him.

This is Kit. He likes chasing bugs, digging in his litter box, and being aggressively cuddly.

this is crookshanks she’s orange

this is Keyes he’s my lead strategist

this is toast, hes a cool dude

This is Rosie. She’s loud because she’s full of bees

This is Sweety he is very large

This is Khensu he belongs to my neighbors he’s half Maine coon I hang out with him when he gets lonely

This is little cat, she loves headbutts and standing on people

this is Elly she’s very soft and a butthole

This is Coco, and she can read your mind…

This is Kitt. He’s still a kitten and usually not this still. 

This is Moochie and she is healing the world one nap at a time.

Here’s Samwise, he fell off the bed immediately after this was taken because he’s clumsy. Also his belly is soft and he loves when people rub it 10/10 would put face against soft tum

This is Trini, she sleeps anywhere she can and will try to bury her face in your plate of food if she can reach you.

This is sledgehammer . He big

This is Macaroni. She’s old af and her hobbies include sleeping and demanding we drop everything and tend to her needs.

This is Winter. She’s a fat fuck who likes to sit in her own litterbox.

This is Boo. He’s a very anxious loaf.

This is Chico, an old and smelly lady:

Dolores, an asshole:

…and Pedro, a fat little sausage:

This is Liszt, and he loves to sit in sinks!

This is Spoopy (black) and Jack O’Neill (gray)! Spoopy is a chill little dude until he’s hungry and then he acts like he’s never had a meal in his life. Jack cries whenever he’s not given direct attention from myself or my husband or his brother and eats bread if it’s not hidden in a cabinet.

both of these are Nera. She always looked pissed off but actually was a huge chilling fat bean who  never hurt a soul.

This is Ziggy. She’s figured out door handles.

this is Pikku, when she headbutts you, it hurts. she’s also frightened of small children and vacuum cleaners.

This is Vivian. She shows her love by pressing her face into body parts and purring until you’re re stamped with her kitty spit.