i had to brush and trim some small mats out of paskhas ass fur today and let me tell you something: she hated it
don’t bite my boob
Mmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh
what a cute angry baby
She’s very well-behaved for something she clearly hates.
“Look, I trust you not to hurt me cause I consider us to be family; but just to be clear, this is still awful and I still hate you, and I want you to KNOW that I hate you rn,” is probably why she’s both well-behaved and visibly angry. Like a toddler who whines and cries when her hair is brushed but trusts her mother/father/parent to not be overly rough with the process.
Tag: cats
Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it
not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion
This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs
wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!
My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn’t seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, he’d book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away he’d follow me screaming again.
Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we’re a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I’m ever out for more than 12 hours I’ll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he’s been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it.
Things my cat has cried at:
- I wouldn’t let her jump on top of the burning hot stove
- I moved my coat so that she couldn’t scale the kitchen chair and jump on people’s shoulders when they walked past
- I didn’t scratch her cheek firmly enough
- She ate her entire meal allowance for the day in one sitting at 9am and was famished by 10am
- I didn’t let her sit behind me on the toilet seat
- I wouldn’t let her eat toothpaste
- I wouldn’t let her eat the cork from a wine bottle
- I wouldn’t let her eat the straw that my rabbit had pissed on
Cats are inherently ridiculous creatures and this is why they are perfect.
Cats are like two year olds but sharp
CATS ARE LIKE TWO YEAR OLDS BUT SHARP
If you pee before giving Boogie water he will attempt to knock your glasses off and scream in your face.
(Hes gentle, no claws)
LIL BABBY
U CANT SCARE THE OCEAN
GO LAY DOWN
IT LOOKS LIKE TOOTHLESS
I like to believe that all the dragons in the world were magically cursed and turned into cats. But cats have never forgotten where they come from, hence the attitude.
I nearly didn’t reblog this but the above comment makes more sense than anything I’ve ever heard.
…that’s…that’s actually a story my mom used to tell me when I was little? That a dragon showed up at someone’s cottage so they gave it milk. And the dragon enjoyed the milk, so it kept coming back and got smaller and softer and purry-er until eventually it wasn’t a dragon anymore, it was a cat, and that’s where cats came from and why we keep giving them milk.
She might have gotten the story from Ursula K. Le Guin, or I have confused it with a different dragon story.
Love it!
MUSICAL NOTATION, AS DESCRIBED BY CATS
(I would have liked to crop some of these gifs (like the accent ones) to make them more accurate but alas, I lack the skills.)
Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it
not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion
This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs
wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!
My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn’t seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, he’d book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away he’d follow me screaming again.
Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we’re a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I’m ever out for more than 12 hours I’ll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he’s been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it.
On of my kitties starts begging about 2 hours before his actual soft food feeding time (hard food is available 24 hours for my babies). He will cry about how unloved he is and we’ll just joke back like “oh you tragic creature, I know, we beat you every day and threaten you constantly life is just HORRIBLE”. Cats, man.
idk, man… as a cat it would be pretty frightening when you realize that you’re at the mercy of a really big dumb cat for all your food. Because like 90% of the food around the house isn’t things you can eat. Not that some cats don’t try. My cat ate broccoli once.
My female will sit ever so patiently waiting for her dish to be filled. Occasionally she’ll cry sweetly (she actually has a little question mark at the end of her cries), but then when we go to feed her, her bowl is full save for one little spot at the bottom. She will sit there for hours and will refuse to eat because as far as she’s concerned her bowl is empty if she can see so much as a millimeter of the bottom.
This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet
Fun Fact: Kittens learn to hunt their prey using their mother’s tail. This is so cute cause this tail is a lot faster than a cat’s tail but the kitten is doing their best. ❤🐈
Cute 🙂
So what I’m hearing is that training with a dog is going to turn this cat into the APEX PREDATOR
Here’s my cat, sitting on the best wedding gift we received – a blanket with a picture of his face on it
i thought this was someones really bad photoshop project
My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…
When ur a cat and you don’t get where the goombas are going
I’ve watched this 20 times.
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