I like the implication that Dracula recognizes Trevor as a Belmont because of how wimpy his punches are.
I like that interpretation more. “Ah yes, this bastard, who’s first instinct upon seeing the world’s most powerful vampire was to punch him in the face. Yes, he’s from that family isn’t he?”
*gets punched in the face*
“There’s only one clan of absolute fucking lunatics in this backwater sty crazy enough to see the avatar of evil and throw a haymaker. Belmont, how’re you doing? How’s the family?”
I dedicate this to Baba by @crownofpins because 1, it def inspired it, and 2, that fic is the whole reason im spiralling out of control so like, thanks for my life i GUESS
@poplitealqueen I am watching it for u. I’m liking the skeletons, but not the bat-stabbing.
Drac gonna learn her a science. … Aw, priests. No. This is gonna bite you in the ass. Literally.
Drac is An Overdramatic Bastard Who Has Done Only A Little Bit Wrong. I love him.
This is beautiful but so over the top it needs to be MST3K’d.
Episode 2: Now featuring Inbred livestock Fuckers and The Main Character!
I know jack about this series, beyond something something Vampies and a Kickass whip? I’m liking Handsome McFurcape tho.
So far Our Lad Trevor has: -Lost a bar fight to the aforementioned goatfuckers -Climbed through a sewer in pursuit of breakfast -said “Fuck” like sixty-eight times -… and just whipped a dude’s eyeball out of his skull.
They’re all going to be my fave, aren’t they?
Trevor is the living embodiement of “I DUN WANNA” and… oh hi electricty what the shit is this. Medusa? MEDUSA CYCLOPS OH HELL YES. SWORD WHIP FUCK YEAH. oh hey the elder’s kid is an hot chick. … I love how everyone treats Our Lad like shit.
Oh Hey Creeper Bishop is still alive! And as much of an asshole as ever! “Snake-Fucking-Ly Crazy” Is a great phrase also I’m in love with Richard Armitage’s voice.
Also loving the demons? GREAT monster design, love how they move and emote and they’re delightfully menacing and-
DID YOU PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING CATACOMBS TREVOR??? NO. BAD! BAD PROTAGONIST!!
DUUUUUUUUUDE WHAT THE FUCK GLOWY-ASS WOLFY – DRAC YOU FUCKING FURRY. you overdramatic fuckstick NO DON’T EAT THAT IT’S GROSS.
AAAAAAY HOT WIZARD CHICK UR MY NEW FAVE (saiga? Like the antelope?). Trevor why are you starting a knife fight/callout post RIGHT NOW?
…or maybe they’re all murderous fucksticks.
WOAH, WOAH, WHERE DID ALL THIS COMPOTENCE COME FROM THAT’S NOT FAIR. don’t do this to me trevor..
YAY OBVIOUS PUZZLE LEVEL! Srsly tho, what’s the wizard’s name? Saiga? Cypher? I can’t tell.
*Clearly steps on trigger for some device* “I didn’t do that.”
OH FUCK ME IT’S A COFFIN.
IT’S A COFFIN FULL OF SEXY.
“I fell down a hole.” TREVOR BE NICE TO THE BISHOUNEN VAMPIRE. (is the bishounen vampire wearing a jock strap under his skinny jeans? Maybe???)
OH BOY PRETTY, PRETTY OVERSIZE SWORDS STOP THIS.
“Floating vampire Jesus” bless. thank. Also this guy needs an AMV to Depeche Mode’s “personal Jesus”. Also he’s too pretty.
CLASSY TREVOR. CLASSY FLOATING VAMPIRE JESUS.
THANK YOU SAIGA. You beautiful antelope.
DUUUUUUUUDE WHAT THE SHIT WHAT SON HOLY BALLS I LOVE THIS SOAP OPERA. NON NO NO THAT’S CAN’T BE IT DON’T FUCK WITH ME LIKE THIS NETFILX.
also what moron names his son his name but backwards?
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