Do u think Hulk just spouts random shit in Bruce’s head during the day that makes Bruce laugh and he always writes it down and eventually makes a twitter account Just For Hulk’s Bullshit and it becomes an extremely popular account and people are unsure if its just a shitpost generator or if its actually Bruce Banner quoting the Hulk
most popular tweet:
“how do i explain this woman on the subway that im not laughing at her, im laughing cause hulk saw me read about water levels rising up and said ‘hulk promise he pooped in ocean only once. hulk very sorry’”
Oh my God, I wish this was real… SO MUCH.
Tag: Bruce Banner
This guy’s clearly been living in New York long enough to be totally over all the nonsense.
fun fact of the day: this started out as a traditional drawing that i drew in class and some marvel fanboy yelled at me for making marvel gay so i’ve immortalized it
I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
‘om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom’Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.
and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left
and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off
Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.
#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest
I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping
Bruce, you just got done being a few dozen times larger than that. Please eat an amount of food that needs to be held in two hands, rather than two fingers.
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