Tag: bones

topaztaxidermy:

I’ve got my army ready

Nice! What all are they? 

I see: 
Dog or coyote in the center

Larger skeleton to the right looks like a raccoon? 

Small, pedestal-mounted animal in front of that one is maybe a weasel? Can’t see the front of its mouth. Small, slender thing. 

The one to the right of the canid, is that a possum? The head is a bit odd, very narrow.

Directly behind that one, I’d say squirrel by the pose and face. 

Behind that, on the pedestal, nutria? It has a rodent-looking skull and is definitely kinda big. 

The one between the canid’s forelimbs, that’s a rabbit, right? Tiny tail and rodent-like face. 

Clearly that’s a turtle to the left. 

Far left, is that a badger? 

deathcomes4u:

simonbitdiddle:

rabbitnebula:

shoutout to that time Khan had a scalpel at Bones’ throat, and Bones’ reaction was basically ‘boy i dare you to try it’, and Khan was like holy shit this guy is off it

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you can see the moment Khan realizes “my god, this man’s balls are enormous”.

“You’re stabbing me in sickbay? Are you an advanced level of stupid? Either do it properly and save me from the hell of Away Missions or give me a goddamn challenge to fix up.”

He even fucking describes where the carotid artery is to him like ‘here i can spell out for you exactly how to kill me in the most efficient way possible you basic bitch’

redspecs:

outside-the-government:

bkwrm523:

mccoymostly:

kaitymccoy123:

gracieminabox:

sleepymccoy:

Usually Bones is so casual when he’s off duty that people on board can forget that he knows all their personal information. Not that he’d ever misuse it. But one night everyone was very drunk, amd Jim was insisting that Bones couldn’t possibly remember who on board has an appendix. So everyone lined up and Bones walked down the aisle. Yes. Yes. No. No. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. No. No. You’re species doesn’t have one. Yes. Yes.
100% correct.

This might be my new favorite headcanon.

^^accepted lolol

“And you, your liver’s funny lookin’.”

“And you’re missing 3 cm’s of duodenum.”

“Two plates in the left femur.”

“Regenerated kidneys.”

“And if I ever have to see the inside of your peritoneum again, Riley, I’m gonna hand in my papers.” 

I’m cackling so hard at the last one!

Everyone has something anatomically or medically weird with them, and some are more obvious than others.

I can see him making his way down the line:

“Horseshoe kidney.”

“Perforated left tympanum at the age of seven.”

“Missing the nail on your right hallux because it just would not stop ingrowing.”

“Your species’ resting BP is 200/130.”

#it definitely turns into a drinking game #take a shot every time a crew member mccoy saved from dying walks by them #‘oh I performed an emergency appendectomy on that guy’ #‘that girl almost bled out but my ~magic hands~ saved the day’ #‘I had my hands literally inside that person’s chest’ #mccoy looks at jim for five long seconds and then chugs the bottle #jim says he gets the point okay please stop bones you’re gonna get alcohol poisoning