Tag: bombs

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prokopetz:

Alternative proposals for things to drop on your opponent’s base in Fallout 76:

• Bath Bomb: Raises the water level throughout the map. A great idea if your base is on higher ground; otherwise, not so much!

• Bee Bomb: Self-explanatory.

• Box Office Bomb: Afflicts everyone in the targeted area with lackluster personalities and unconvincing relationship chemistry.

• Carpet Bomb: Blankets the targeted area with an expertly fitted layer of beige twill.

• Cherry Bomb: Just drops a really big cherry on your opponents’ base.

• Dirty Bomb: Reduces enemy morale by making everything in the blast radius feel vaguely grimy in a way that no amount of showering can fix.

• F Bomb: Releases a chemical agent that induces compulsive profanity, rendering verbal communication impossible.

• Logic Bomb: Grants targets a blinding flash of insight into the terrible futility of war, allowing you to sneak up and hit them in the head.

• Power Bomb: Picks up everything within the blast radius and puts it back upside-down.

• Time Bomb: Literally blows the enemy base into next week.

• Glitter Bomb: The immediate effects are only moderately inconvenient, but the fallout has a half-life of ten billion years.

• Google Bomb: Causes everything in the targeted area to become more highly visible, though nothing about it has changed.

• Jaeger Bomb: Gets the humans wrecked while leaving the infrastructure intact.
  
  
• Photo Bomb: Takes embarrassing pictures of you and sends them to your mother.

• Sex Bomb: [REDACTED]
  
  
• Smart Bomb: When you release it, it takes one look at the situation on the ground and just flies away.