I love your tiny little disaster family. The Jettwins always deserved better and this time they may have just got it. Also: what d’ye’think Family Game Night would be like?

Probably paintball. With added hazard of Gravescratch, having dipped his servos into paint, trying to pounce out at them. He’s not much interested in interacting with the twins frequently and for long periods of time, they’re too loud and energetic for his introverted self, but he’ll play with them now and then, and his version of paintball is more like paintclaw. 

Three-way board games probably also happen, with lots of playful elbowing. 

Blackspark has access to plenty of movies from plenty of different planets, so movie nights with snacks are frequent. Gravescratch will get involved in those as long as the twins stay relatively quiet. He brings his own snacks, though, usually dead things. Has to keep those away from the twins or they’ll try and eat whatever he’s got. Not good for their tanks. 

Okay, so I decided to just publicly yell about Blackspark and the Jettwins. 

Blackspark, currently pregnant enough that it’s visible, runs across the Jettwins and Sentinel on a non-Cybertron planet. Sentinel, as always, is busy being the abusive embodiment of toxic masculinity and Functionalist Autobot ideals, backing the twins into a corner and yelling at them for something trivial. 

Blackspark responds by marching up and punching Sentinel in the face, as hard as he physically can, to which the twins respond instinctively by trying to stop him. Blackspark, rather than fighting them, pulls a trick he’s recently learned and pulses all the carrier-vibes in his field at them as strongly as he can. The twins, who’ve never met a carrier before and didn’t even know Cybertronians could get pregnant, go from impulsive defensiveness to barely-standing compliance, and Blackspark leads them off by their servos. 

Before they get un-dazed, he cuffs them both, just in case, and locks them in the washracks so he can get off the planet without any interference. Gravescratch misses this, opens the door to the washracks to check what’s making noise inside, and is confronted by two hissing, freaked-out Autobot Seekers. 

“Blackspark, what the slagging Pit” 

“rescue mission” 

“…sure, fine, try not to let them shoot you.” 

Once out of chasing range, Blackspark goes and opens the door himself, and the twins, freaked out, start posturing and trying to look brave. Posturing like grounders, too, no flier body language. No wings. Considering he saw them fly down and land, that’s weird. 

Then they tell Blackspark that he’s not going to get them to talk because Sentinel helped them practice for interrogations, and Blackspark’s field roars.

Since they’re busy calling him all sorts of names between the posturing, Blackspark just sits down in front of them, calm, and waits, pulsing care-reassurance-friendliness-carrier-protectiveness, until they get tired, stop swearing, and get confused.

Once they start to calm down, he reaches up with both servos and starts petting their audials, ignoring the half-sparked attempts to bite him. He’s being as unthreatening as he possibly can, and they might not quite know about carrying, but they’ve been to Earth, they know how pregnancy works for humans, and there’s something -someone– else in his field. 

This is thoroughly confusing for the Jettwins, of course. They’re still together, for one thing. They’ve always been told they’d be split up if they were captured, they’ve fought nearly to self-destruction to avoid being captured, and yet they’re still together. And their captor, in addition to not wearing any sort of badge, is petting them. Stroking them, gently, just their audials, field purring, giving them the sort of affection they’ve never had from anyone except each other. 

Before they quite realize themselves, they end up in Blackspark’s lap. Then the cuffs are off, then they start feeling the sparkling stirring against them and the tiny baby greetings reaching out through Blackspark’s field, and that’s it. Adoption complete. They’re thoroughly charmed and 100% convinced that he’s not up to anything. They’ve never had someone treat them like this, and they love it. 

Once he’s figured out that they aren’t about to try and escape, Blackspark reaches up, turns on the shower, and sets about cleaning them up, muttering about how filthy they are. 

Gravescratch probably gets a very thorough inspection as soon as he’ll stand still for them. That’s a good mental image, him sitting with that Look cats get when they’re only tolerating something, rolling his optics towards Blackspark as Jetfire pries his mouth open to look inside and Jetstorm plays with one of his secondary arms. 

Once they’re feeling a bit more confident, Blackspark takes them to someone with a file of new alt modes for them to flip through, gets them an alt mode with actual wings instead of the Autobot-styled grounder shape. Let them use the body language their Seeker subconsciousness is trying to use. They may never quite fit in with born Seekers, but that’s all right, better this than trying to cram themselves into a grounder-shaped slot when their frames want to fly. 

And then they meet Sentinel again. He starts in on them, calling them traitors, deserters- 

And stops when the wings go up. They didn’t have those before. And when did they stop filing their fangs down? Where did they learn to posture like that, like the Decepticons he keeps calling them, like the enemy soldiers he loathes? Where did they learn to stand up to him? 

…when did Safeguard get such a menacing grin? 

That’s how Sentinel gets his aft kicked halfway to the Pit and back and then thrown off a cliff. Y’know, like he deserves. 

That’s also how Blackspark’s kid gets two very enthusiastic uncles/cousins/brothers, and how said kid ends up being lifted, Lion King style, complete with background chanting, shortly after birth. Also with mutterings of “my weird accidental sons are nerds” from Blackspark. 

(Blackspark makes a joking suggestion, Soundwave accepts it, kink experimentation ensues. 

Moderate spanking, sticky interface, oral, and a bit of aft play under the cut. Also a bit of pretend-struggling from someone more than capable of escaping if he actually wanted to.)

Blackspark had been joking
when he’d offered to see if a good spanking made Soundwave more inclined to
behave himself and actually get enough recharge like the medics said he should.

He really, really hadn’t
expected for Soundwave to pause, size him up, lock all the doors into the room
with one gesture, and nod. 

Moreover, when Blackspark approached, Soundwave
lowered his plating in an odd gesture somewhere between submissive and coy, and
gave only a token resistance to being grabbed.

It was odd, but Soundwave’s restrained field was
prickling something like eager/intrigued,
and he made no effort to get away from the firm arm around his waist. Well- no
real effort. He was pushing on Blackspark’s chassis with both servos, playing a
recording of a low growl, but Blackspark would have had no hope of containing
Soundwave if he’d actually wanted to get away.

Baffled but more than eager to try this whole thing out,
Blackspark sat down on the padded-for-silence floor and pulled Soundwave with
him. Still, no real resistance, even as he pushed Soundwave over his lap and
pinned the spymaster’s front to the floor. Aft in the air, chassis and knees
pressed to the padding, claws digging in lightly, visor glinting as Soundwave
lifted his helm enough to look over his shoulder and watch. Gorgeous. A servo on
his back between his spines to pin him, and Blackspark stroked his other servo
gently over Soundwave’s aft, pausing for a moment to let Soundwave get used to
the situation. Comfortable enough, easy for someone who might not have tried
this sort of thing before. “All right then, mech… let’s see how you feel ‘bout
behavin’ after a few good smacks, hm?”

Just in case, he opened a private COMM link, one set up for
easy vocal and glyph transmissions. .:I
won’t push ya, mech. You an’ I both know I can’t make ya do anythin’. But, hey-
you wanna play? I am happy to oblige. Just lemme know if ya wanna change
somethin’, or if somethin’s too rough. Not gonna aim ta really hurt ya, but I
figure you got decent pain tolerance, so this’s gonna sting a bit. If yer up
for that:.

Soundwave pinged him a glyph for understood/appreciated, then stareed up at Blackspark and played –in
Starscream’s most challenging tone, no less- “bring it on”.

Well. Blackspark didn’t pretend to understand Soundwave’s
motivation here, his field was too tightly wrapped to really read, but there
was a tingling of intrigue in the little of his field that Blackspark could
read. Curiosity, then? Soundwave already knew that Blackspark could keep
secrets. So- why not? They could have some fun.

Blackspark patted Soundwave’s aft, then brought his servo up
and landed a firm smack against shadowy grey aft plating. Not too hard, not
yet. Soundwave didn’t even twitch in response. Right- controlled. And evidently
not quite meaning to give up that control all that easily.

Alright. Blackspark could try harder.

Purring softly, he landed another couple of smacks, slightly
harder, and grinned as Soundwave’s vents revved just a fraction. Well now.
There was always the slim possibility that Soundwave actually wanted –for whatever
reason- to be spanked in a non-sexual context, but Blackspark’s suggestion had
been laced with suggestive undertones, and feeling the air patterns shift as
the spymaster’s vents widened was a good indication that this was not meant to be non-sexual.

In the interest of making it even less so, Blackspark
activated the vibes in his fingertips and traced them gently over the sensitive
plating he’d just been striking, plating he knew had to be tingling by now. “Hm.
Not havin’ much of an impact here, am I? Lemme see if I can change that.”

Another spank, this one considerably harder, with his vibes
momentarily running at top speed. Soundwave jolted at that, and Blackspark
swore he saw twin optic-glints through the blank visor for half an instant,
then Soundwave’s engines growled up at him and narrow claws dragged roughly
against Blackspark’s hip. Enough to leave light scratches, with enough force to
dip into a seam and prick at the mechanics underneath. Not an escape attempt,
though, and what little he could feel of Soundwave’s field unfurled a fraction
and pulsed a blatant challenge.

Well.

Blackspark purred, engine growling in return, and landed
another smack- still hard, but without the vibes to push the sensation towards
pleasure. This was hard enough to at least border on hurting, and the spymaster
almost twitched in response, then removed his claws from Blackspark’s frame
after another swat.  Progress.

And then Soundwave growled up at him, louder, obviously
braced his pedes, and tried to squirm away. It failed, of course, because his
telegraphing his attempt made it easy for Blackspark to grab him by the scruff
and hold him still.

“Ah, naughty,”
Blackspark purred, and repeated the vibe-aided swat that had gotten him a good
reaction before. Soundwave jolted again, speakers making a staticky noise, and
kept squirming. At least, for the next half-dozen smacks, to the point where
Blackspark knew from experience he had to be getting sore. His plating was
definitely scuffed. His field was tingling excitement/interest/rebellion
with a clear undernote of arousal, though, and a gentle caress to his codpiece
was all it took to feel how hot he was getting. Optics narrowing, Blackspark
revved his vibes and landed another swat- this one much gentler, but targeted,
aimed with his buzzing fingertips directly against Soundwave’s heated panel.

Soundwave made another staticky noise, legs twitching
noticeably this time, then shuddered and went limp in Blackspark’s lap. Another
burst of static, this one much quieter and almost apologetic, then Soundwave
un-braced himself in a clear sign that he was done struggling.

“Aw, there we go. Good mech. Now… I wanna make my point real
clear. An’ I wasn’ gettin’ very far before I started on this hot li’l panel of
yours, so… let me try somethin’. You open up for me, Soundwave, lemme make sure
this li’l lesson sticks in your mind… an’ I will make it” a brief pause,
Blackspark tracing his buzzing fingertips around the seams of Soundwave’s panel
“more than worth your while. C’mon, beauty… open up.”

A glance over his shoulder, Soundwave’s field fluttering a
mix of consideration/arousal, then he
lowered his helm and opened his panels as requested. Outer and inner panels
both, revealing his valve, the bio-lights pulsing brightly as a trickle of
lubricant dripped down over his brilliantly glowing exterior node. Enough that
he’d evidently been turned on almost since the start of this.

“Oh… good mech. Good Soundwave,” Blackspark crooned,
ever-so-gently caressing Soundwave’s node, and lifted his servo to taste his
fingertips. “You taste so sweet. Now…
be good for me. Keep these pretty hips up, keep your panels open, lemme give
your valve a few li’l spanks.”

He wasn’t about to be that rough with Soundwave’s valve. He
might, if he knew for certain his partner enjoyed outright pain, but it wasn’t
the sort of thing he wanted to do without discussion. So far, nothing he’d done
should truly hurt. Sting, yes, and Soundwave was probably aching slightly by
then, but always with pleasure signals thoroughly mixed in. Blackspark had
plenty of practice on both ends of this, he knew what he was doing, and he wasn’t
about to be any rougher without Soundwave specifically stating that he wanted
to be hurt. He was reasonably certain that Soundwave didn’t want that, so he
was gentle with the pretty, wet valve. Mostly.

The first smack to his valve was more of a firm pat, and
Blackspark lingered, caressing softly with stilled fingertips. Gentle. Then,
just a bit harder, activating his vibes. A half-dozen reasonably light swats to
Soundwave’s exposed valve, interspersed with light spanks to his aft plating,
clearly having more effect on the spymaster than anything Blackspark had done
yet.

Soundwave’s vents kicked up higher, enough to be easily
heard, and he squirmed just a fraction. Strong legs twitched at every smack to
his valve, his bio-lights brightened, and the drip of lubricant from his valve
became a steady trickle. At the final spank, gentler than the rest, all vibe
and no strength, his speakers blatted static and his back arched, then he
settled again and his engines purred.

Moving in a languid manner that suggested he was tired,
Soundwave propped himself up on his elbows, almost wobbly as he leaned in to
bump his helm against Blackspark’s shoulder. Submissive, almost, and definitely
relaxed.

Blackspark loosened his grip, letting Soundwave move, and
stroked a firm servo down his back to help him settle. “Aw. That’s it- good
spymaster. Bein’ real sweet, hm? Good. I think we’re done here, Soundwave,
though I might have to insist you come berth with me so’s I know you rest some.
First, though…”

A lingering stroke over Soundwave’s dripping valve, then
Blackspark lifted his servo and sucked lightly on his fingertips, giving
Soundwave a moment to watch and listen. “That’s gotta ache. You want me t’ kiss
it better?”

Soundwave purred, and Blackspark purred back, gently nudging
the spymaster out of his lap. “Alright. Here- up. C’mon, brace them servos on
that chair. Bend over, panels open, legs apart, lemme at yer valve. I am gonna
lick you out ‘till yer knees give out, an’ I got somethin’ real nice in mind ta
show you once you get comfy.”

Was it his imagination, or was Soundwave unsteady as he
stands up? Just in case, and under the guise of maintaining control, Blackspark
supported the lanky frame until Soundwave was braced against his own chair. Again,
a beautiful image- bent over with his pedes braced apart, scuffed aft plating
and dripping valve on display, bio-lights flickering and pulsing brightly as he
looked over his shoulder again at Blackspark. The perfect invitation.

Blackspark purred and dropped to his knees behind Soundwave,
ex-venting hot air over that pretty valve, then leaned in and licked a long
stripe up the glowing folds. Hooking one servo around Soundwave’s thigh, he
leaned in and set to work, licking in long, slow strokes. As he did, he reached
into subspace and pulled out a little toy, one of his favorites that he kept
easily available for impromptu interface. A small thing, its thickest part not
even as wide as two of his fingers, tapered smoothly at the tip and narrowed
just before the wide base. Turning it on, he pressed it firmly against
Soundwave’s inner thigh and trailed it up, demonstrating part of why this toy
was a favorite. The vibrations were surprisingly deep for such a small toy,
rumbling and beautifully penetrating, perfect for what he had in mind.

A long, lingering suck to Soundwave’s node, then Blackspark
pulled his mouth away and replaced it with the toy, sliding it gently between
the spymaster’s folds to slick it up. With his other servo, he stroked gently
over Soundwave’s aft, then tapped firmly on the little cover over his aft port.
“Got a nice li’l plug here. Gonna feel it all th’ way up yer valve if I pop
this in yer aft. So, as long as yer bein’ good… how ‘bout you open up for me?”

.:I’ll take a ‘no’ for
this, Soundwave, no questions. Your choice here. You are gonna love this if it’s
somethin’ yer into, but if not, I’ll stick to teasin’ elsewhere. Either way,
gonna be gentle:.

Blackspark was a reasonable person. Some people didn’t like
aft play, or didn’t want to try it, so he wasn’t about to push in the slightest.
He wasn’t above making the idea more tempting, though- tracing the slicked-up
toy gently over the thin cover in his way in a little tease.

Soundwave cocked his helm, staring over his shoulder at
Blackspark, clearly considering the idea. After a moment, he nodded once and
opened the cover over his aft port, claws tightening slightly on the berth.

As promised, Blackspark was gentle. Another few rubs of the
toy against Soundwave’s valve, coating it in lubricant, then he pressed the tip
of the toy against Soundwave’s port and rubbed a fingertip of the other servo
against his node. “Good, good mech. Juuust relax… nice’n easy. Lean back a li’l-
there we go.”

The tapered shape of the toy made it easy to fit into place,
and Blackspark purred approvingly once it was in, lightly patting Soundwave’s
aft. “Good, Soundwave. Now… you jus’ enjoy that.”

When he applied his glossa to Soundwave’s valve again, he
could feel a hint of the vibrations. Soundwave would be feeling a lot more than a hint, and having the vibe in
his aft port meant Blackspark could lick at his valve unobstructed, lapping and
suckling at slick folds and gently pressing inside. Mm- it was things like this
that made him strongly consider adding a vibe mod to his glossa, if he wasn’t
worried that he’d cut himself on his own fangs. No need for a vibe toy then.
The added weight of an aft plug was nice, though.

Soundwave hadn’t shown any particular response to the little
toy, only obliged Blackspark’s request, but the vibrations in combination with
Blackspark sucking on his node had his legs shaking. Outright panting,
Soundwave shuddered and shifted his weight, supporting himself more on his arms
as his knees refused to quite obey. He was near overstimulation, but
deliciously so, and his speakers gave a strange crackling noise almost like a
moan as Blackspark pressed deeper.

Not surprising, it wasn’t long before Soundwave overloaded
with a cry entirely made of static. His knees almost gave out before Blackspark
caught him, and he shuddered and purred, curling
to the side as he slumped to the ground. Deliberately- that was where
Blackspark was.

“Yeah- I gotcha,” Blackspark muttered, supporting the lanky
frame with his own, and helped Soundwave down onto the padded floor. “Told ya I’d
make yer knees give out. Hold still- lemme turn that toy off. There we go. I like that thing- take it you do, too?”
he chuckled, lightly patting the base of the turned-off plug, but made no
effort to pull it out. “We’ll just leave that there a bit. You are gonna stay
right down here, relax, an’ I am gonna be sure you come back outta subspace for
me. You feelin’ alright? Anythin’ hurt more than it oughta? Shouldn’t be
anything hurting, not really, just a li’l sore.”

Soundwave nodded, curling so that his helm was in Blackspark’s
lap, and extended his datacables to grab the bounty hunter. Engines purring, he
curled around Blackspark, then flicked demandingly at a particular subspace
hatch until Blackspark laughed and pulled out an energon cube to give him. And
a straw. Blackspark evidently carries straws.

“I’m takin’ this as you bein’ fine. Still, I want you to
rest a li’l bit. After you get some rest… round two? I can spike you, you can
spike me- Pit, you can try spankin’ me if you want, I can give you some
pointers. Got any other kinks you wanna try out?” Blackspark chuckled,
half-joking, and grinned a sharp-edged grin as Soundwave nodded.

He was more than up for whatever else that would be. Maybe he
was halfway joking, but he didn’t make sexy jokes that he wouldn’t be entirely in favor of following through
on. Partly because sometimes people took things like “let’s see what happens if
I spank you” as actual suggestions, and when they did, it was fun.

Soundwave, for his part, had zero regrets. Blackspark didn’t
discuss interface partners who didn’t want to be discussed, and he already knew
Soundwave didn’t want to be. He could keep secrets, and was far from the type to
take advantage of potential blackmail material unless someone had done
something he considered to be a serious moral wrong. His morals were closely
aligned with Soundwave’s, so that wouldn’t be happening. Plus, none of his
blackmail material (most of which Soundwave had seen) was about interface
preferences. He considered that an extremely low blow.

And, as for the physical aspects… mm. Soundwave felt…
pleasantly light. Relaxed. His aft plating and valve rim ached slightly, but it
was an enjoyable ache, and the strange sensation of the toy in his aft port was
nicer than he would have expected. He’d accepted the toy with the vibrations in
mind, and because he hadn’t felt like refusing something merely because he had
no strong desire to try it, but the stretch of the plug itself had turned out
to be fairly nice. He… might have to see if Blackspark knew where to get
another of these toys for his own use. Could make a nice counterpart to his own
data-cable in his valve.

And, as for trying out another kink… he had something in
mind. Wouldn’t mind a round two. Or three.

For now, though, he was going to enjoy the lingering
floating sensation and curl up with his helm in Blackspark’s lap. He could
trust Blackspark not to laugh, poke fun, gossip, or murder him in his sleep.
Roughly 57% of that tough attitude was an act hiding a genuinely kind spark.

A genuinely kind spark that was now manifesting in
Blackspark stroking Soundwave’s audial fins as he drifted off. Not at all objectionable.

Mm.

Blooop bloop bloop!!

Blackspark spends a fairly considerable amount of his time around other people trying very hard not to start petting audial fins. He really likes audial fins. It’s not a kink, it’s just that “ooh pretty I want to touch” sort of thing. He will happily work it into sexy times if requested, but mostly he just wants to stroke. 

Gravescratch, when sufficiently excited while in alt mode, will do a canine playbow at someone, yap, spin around, and run off to do whatever he was doing. He very rarely lets himself go like that, he loathes being seen as an animal, but people like Blackspark understand that mannerisms don’t make him an animal. He’ll be downright goofy around Blackspark when in the right mood, whining and pawing and wagging his tail like crazy. 

Sharpshot’s primary optic assembly is slightly looser than usual due to being able to extend out into the main structure of his scope. It can, under unfortunate situations, get grit in between the large lenses. His response to this is extreme distress, understandably, and extending the optic structure to get it cleaned out whenever he’s in somewhere safe. It’s an incredibly strange look, his optic lenses telescope outwards into thin air and a gush of trapped optic lubricant drips down his face, but it works to get it cleaned out. Can’t have grit rubbing around in there when the lenses shift, of course. 

(1068 words of Twitch, my weird little minibot, riding Blackspark’s spike in a lab in order to get a sample of transfluid nanites. Ft. a mention or two of @crowoflight‘s char, Hotzone. No warnings, just some good wholesome smut. In a parasitology lab.)

“So, uh- no objections to this, y’know, happy to be of service, but why, exactly, am I- ooh.”

A table in a laboratory full of suspicious vats wasn’t the
sexiest environment, and, truthfully, Twitch wasn’t the sexiest partner. Those flat
camera-optics were weird, and his voice sounded like there was at least one radio
between him and the listener.  He was
nice, though, Blackspark liked him. And he certainly wasn’t objectionable to look at, just not within the range of traits
that Blackspark considered hot. Didn’t mean he wasn’t happy to offer his spike
when asked. And those clever little servos stroking along his inner thighs were
more than doing what Twitch’s
appearance wasn’t. Now- why were they doing this in a lab, again?

“Scoot back- there. Up, leg over my shoulder,” Twitch
muttered, lifting and tugging until Blackspark hooked one leg over his shoulder
as ordered, and teased his fingertips along the glimpses of pretty white
bio-lights it revealed. “Good. Well- Hotzone over there wants a look at how my
frame modifies reproductive nanites into repair nanites, and, for that, we need
some reproductive nanites to start with. And he’s a bit too big for me, you’ll
notice, but you aren’t. Open up.”

“Works for me. You sure yer okay, though? Don’t want me
stretchin’ you a bit better? I got vibe fingertips, y’know,” Blackspark
offered, wiggling said fingertips at Twitch, but opened his panels to release
his half-pressurized spike regardless. Twitch was the sort who knew what he
wanted, Blackspark assumed that was still the case in this- oh!

Twitch, in one swift motion, slid Blackspark’s leg off his
shoulder and lifted himself up, straddling the bounty hunter’s hips. Retracting
his valve cover, he immediately sank down onto Blackspark’s spike, then-

Blackspark’s initial surprise at the easy stretch of such a
small mech’s valve was immediately drowned out by startled pleasure as said
valve clamped tight around his spike and rippled powerfully, a sensation that
had his spike pressurizing fully in a couple of sparkbeats. Deeper into
Twitch’s valve, of course, which Twitch very much seemed to enjoy. Oh, right- mods, and, Primus, tasty mods. Blackspark outright laughed, servos curling around
Twitch’s sides, and slowly rocked up to bring the node prong above his spike
into contact with Twitch’s node. “Ah, Pit,
I like that- damn you are stretchy! And dear Pri-iiimus that feels good- tighten up ‘gain? Ah, yeah-“

That was what people tended to think of that trick, yes.
Twitch ‘smirked’ with a lift of his plating, rocking his hips more firmly
against Blackspark’s to take the larger mech’s entire spike into his valve, and
lingered where he could grind his node against that lovely prong. Mmh- oh.
Usually only toys had that, it must be a mod, and it was a nice one.

As requested, Twitch clamped his valve tightly around
Blackspark’s spike, then let his calipers settle into their usual rippling
motion- intended to draw a partner quickly to overload and then milk a spike of
transfluid. People generally approved. Blackspark seemed to be no exception, if
the crooked grin on his face was any indication. That, and the sounds he kept making.

Turning his optics away from Blackspark for a moment, Twitch
locked optics with Hotzone and winked, slamming his hips down particularly hard
to earn himself a gasp of pleasure.

Servos wrapped around Twitch’s sides, Blackspark crooned and
thrust gently but firmly into the pretty valve wrapped around him, playing with
how different thrust patterns felt against those rippling calipers. “Ah,
Twitch, this’s good-  Pit, I’d steal yer calipers if mine
weren’t already modded. Tha-at is
nice, lemme try- ooh-

Deciding not to bother with coherence, Blackspark settled
into the rhythm he’d found, thrusting almost in time with the rippling but a
bit faster. Twitch easily met his thrusts, so he thrust harder, helm lolling
slightly to the side and optics unfocusing in enjoyment. Twitch didn’t appear
to be in the mood for leisurely, so
Blackspark happily went along with the pace, his charge building quickly as the
calipers ripple-squeezed along his spike with every thrust.

Twitch’s mods included a set of sensors high up in his valve
that could detect charge, so, when he felt that Blackspark was nearing
overload, the entrance to his overflow tank opened wide and the first few rings
of calipers in his valve clamped down tight around the base of Blackspark’s
spike. Almost the same effect as a knot, and the combination of tightness and
continued squeeze-rippling tended to trigger a specific set of subroutines in
his partner.

It worked.

Blackspark overloaded, rather loudly, hips bucking up into
Twitch, and didn’t stop. Back arched, keening loudly, his frame doing its
absolute best to empty his transfluid tanks into Twitch’s valve. Tended to
happen when one triggered subroutines meant to satisfy, fill, and spark up a
partner in heat. His frame satisfied, Twitch overloaded as well, albeit much
more quietly, and regained himself before Blackspark had even pried his optics
open.

Chuckling softly, Twitch patted Blackspark’s chassis as the
bounty hunter settled down, helm cocked in an expression resembling a grin. “Settle,
tough mech.”

“…holy slag,” Blackspark chuckled, blinking until his optics
focused again, and rather dazedly patted Twitch’s sides in return. “That… oh, that is fun. Though… when y’ said y’
needed fluids, wasn’ think’n you’d wan’ all
th’ fluids. Not complain’n.”

Grinning crookedly, Blackspark watched Twitch lift himself
up, raising a shaky servo to pet over the minibot’s valve. Generic silver-blue,
with thick, plush, inviting lips, wet but not dripping nearly as much as one would expect- evidently his frame was keeping
the fluids inside. Outwardly not all that unusual, just pretty. A striking
contrast to his spike, Primus. That must be the original colors, and,
wow, people didn’t usually have spikes patterned like their transfluid might be
a biohazard. That was a bright shade
of green. “Sheesh. Tha’s somethin’. I like. An’ thought I saw some ridges or
somethin’, yeah? Might… haveta try tha’ out.”

“Well, I’m glad you approve. You are welcome to my spike after we’re done here. For now, prop
those knees up?” Twitch requested, moving up to plant his aft on Blackspark’s
stomach, and leaned back to brace his shoulders against vantablack legs-
splaying his own legs open to give Hotzone an extremely lewd view of his spread
valve. “I figure that oughta be enough of a sample.

“You lemme know if’y need more,” Blackspark offered, sounding a bit drunken, and licked his lips where Twitch could see. “An’ lemme know if’y need cleanup help.” 

Stupid Decisions Sentence Starters

grab-an-idea:

“No one ever made history by being like everybody else.”

“If plan A doesn’t work the alphabet has 25 other letters.”

“In my defense, I was left unattended.”

“Hey… No need to go in there.”

“I may have let the success go to my head.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed. Make sure you carry a parachute.”

“Well, hello there. You look like a bad decision. Come on over here.”

“You’re the one who left me alone! So technically this is partly your fault.”

“I tried to be good. But I go bored.”

“I left you alone for like Five Minutes!”

“Why am I the only adult in a room full of adults?”

“Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes that reason is your stupid and make bad decisions.”

“Do I even want to know?”

“You’re not listening to a word I’m saying are you?”

“You’re going to do it anyway, aren’t you?”

“I swear some of these rules are only created to try and make sense out of the stupid decisions you made.”

3484 words of Blackspark grooming and otherwise pampering a newer OC of mine, Sharpshot. No real warnings for this, aside from dealing with some old scars. Literal ones. Technically plug’n’play interface, but not the sexual take on it, just as a way to share information. 

All crude jokes aside, Blackspark knew how to handle a
weapon. He had more than one sniper rifle of his own, and, when you came down
to it, a rifle-alt wasn’t terribly different. Heavier around the base, since
there was a living mech inside rather than just the needed components of a
rifle, and with a thicker barrel to make up for the fact that the barrel had to
be made of segments rather than one solid piece. The same general design,
though, with three major differences. First, a rifle-alt could be trusted not
to go off accidentally. Second, you didn’t take a rifle-alt apart for cleaning.
Third, and most pleasantly, regular sniper rifles didn’t sigh quietly in
enjoyment when you were working on cleaning their barrel.

Blackspark had laid a towel over his lap for some padding
and was gently supporting Sharpshot’s alt in one arm, slowly polishing the
barrel with a cloth held in his other servo. Cleaning the interior of the
barrel hadn’t gotten any real response, and from what he’d heard didn’t tend to
be a big deal for most weapon-alts. Made sense, since they were more than used
to standard cleaning after a couple of years and the barrel wasn’t sensitive in
alt mode anyway. But this… well, this wasn’t really necessary, but he’d
promised to pamper Sharpshot.

And from the look of things, nobody had done so in a very
long time. Sharpshot kept his frame clean, of course, but he had more scars on
his alt than were really necessary- mostly in areas that indicated someone had
been none too gentle with the rifle they were hauling. Even a few that looked
like he might have been used as a club.
Grumbling quietly about careless Functionalists, Blackspark shifted the small
mech in his lap to carefully inspect the scars, then switched to a soft brush
to clean the areas over the scars. Rougher metal needed a different scrubber to
get it clean, but Sharpshot didn’t seem to mind. In fact, the plates under
Blackspark’s servos lifted a fraction, allowing him to scrub at the edges.
“Yeah- there we go. Havin’ fun?”

No response, other than a flicker of EM field against his
fingertips. Which was, in itself, a considerable thing, since rifle-alts kept
their fields entirely hidden in alt mode so they wouldn’t distract their
wielder. They also kept their plating firmly down in place for stability. But
this… this was distinctly unusual. Sharpshot was relaxed enough to flicker relaxation/pleasure/appreciation against
Blackspark, to lift his plating and let him under, to start making quiet sounds
of enjoyment at his work. Purring gently, Blackspark shifted the smaller mech
in his lap and tucked the end of the barrel against the side of his neck,
making the encounter just a bit more intimate and fully demonstrating his
trust. Sharpshot could kill him like this, but wasn’t about to- didn’t even
have any energy built up yet. Defenseless, for the moment, and trusting
Blackspark entirely.

It felt excellent.

Letting himself purr, just slightly, Blackspark lingered on
the edges of those slightly raised plates in an effort to reward Sharpshot for
the trust. It worked, too, Sharpshot crooned softly up at him and fluffed the
plating even further.

He’d already gotten all the vital cleaning done, so, once
he’d given everything a good once-over, he set the rifle-alt flat in his lap
and patted approximately where he thought Sharpshot’s chassis was. “A’right,
c’mon out. We aren’t done here,” he purred, watching with a little smile as
Sharpshot had to settle his plating back down to get to the point where he
could transform. Cute- too relaxed to coordinate anything.

And then, well… then he had an attractive little mech in his
lap. Not just in his lap- straddling his legs and blinking up at him with
half-focused optics. Which was tasty, but
now was not the time for suggestiveness, now was the time for gentle affection.
Purring softly, he leaned back and lifted one delicate servo to his lips for a
soft kiss, grinning widely when Sharpshot responded with a rather startled
expression and a hint of flattery/pleasure
in their field. Nice.

Pulling his supplies closer, he dipped Sharpshot’s servo
into a basin of a mild solvent, then selected a small, soft brush and began to
gently scrub around his fingers. Very carefully on the tips, then a bit more
firmly around some of the scars, dislodging the grime that tended to build up
in servo joints without removal. It was worse when scar tissue was involved,
the rough metal clung to grime. Couldn’t be comfortable at all, poor mech. It
wouldn’t interfere with Sharpshot’s ability to do their job, but, Primus- must
be hard for him to move his fingers properly.

Humming softly, Blackspark cleaned away everything he could,
then put the solvent aside started to work a few drops of oil into the tiny
joints. Sharpshot’s optics were mostly closed by that point, so he let his gaze
drift up a bit, taking the opportunity to look Sharpshot over from close up.
Such an interesting frame!

His optics were probably the thing that caught people’s
attention at first. One bright red, perfectly round primary optic, often kept
shut indoors, and two smaller, dull orange optics that were set slightly out to
the sides. His antennae were odd, too, seeming unusually short and thick at
first glance. Second glance would reveal that those were actually sheathes, and
that the actual antennae extended from the tips when it was safe. Sheaths like
that were unusual on most frametypes, but relatively common on the audials and
antennae of any mechs with a large gun incorporated into their frame,
especially when their entire frame was a gun.

From there… narrow chassis, lanky stomach, slender hips, a
distinctly delicate-looking frame that made Blackspark want to fit his servos
around Sharpshot’s midsection. His legs were harder to get a look at without
clearly staring somewhere other than his servo, but Blackspark could feel
Sharpshot’s legs around his frame, and he’d seen before in quick once-overs.
Oddly thick plating, but in narrow, vertical pieces, and relatively small pedes
that split into two toes- ooh, with small silicone pads on them. Same pads on
Sharpshot’s fingertips and palms, thin and slightly ridged, meant to help grip
onto surfaces.  Pausing again, Blackspark
lightly brushed the pads against his own cheek, then purred reassuringly when
Sharpshot opened all three optics to look up at him. “Don’t mind me, jus’
gettin’ a feel for these. Neat li’l detail. An’, hey- secret li’l pretty
details right in here.”

Most of Sharpshot’s frame was a soft, matte silver with
varying degrees of purple mixed in, seemingly meaningless patterns that would
assemble into countershading in alt mode. His servos were darker, a shadowy
matte purple, and there were thin white lines tracing around the edges of his
fingers and collecting into white at the very tips of his claws. A lovely
little bit of contrast.

Sharpshot opened his optics just enough to look down at his servos,
seeing only the usual colorless gridwork that his secondary optics read in,
then shut his optics again and sighed quietly. “Can’t see color this close up,
remember? Don’t… know what you’re talking about.”

He was expecting it to end at that. It didn’t, though, and
he opened their secondary optics at a quiet clicking sound. Hm- didn’t need to
see color to see that Blackspark had just opened his wrist panel. That was…
interesting, and he carefully held one of the plugs between his fingertips as
he looked up to try and figure out the intent here.

Completely relaxed and pulsing quiet invitation/reassurance/enjoyment, Blackspark revved his engine in
an encouraging gesture, holding his servo where Sharpshot could easily reach.
“You’re missing out, handsome. Here… plug in, I’ll letcha at my visual feed so
you can get a look at your pretty self. No strings, promise. Just a coupla
cables.”

Sharpshot watched him for a moment, thinking, then opened
his own wrist panel and carefully pressed Blackspark’s plug into place. Sure-
why not? Blackspark definitely wasn’t up to anything with him, and he had good
firewalls in any place. Besides… he was curious. So he settled the bounty hunter’s
plug into one of his ports, then offered up one of his own cables, which
hopefully wouldn’t be too small to fit.

It wasn’t. Blackspark’s port had to cycle down a size or
two, but nothing the calipers couldn’t easily do, and the link flickered to
life between them. An offer of a live feed popped up, and, when Sharpshot
accepted, he was viewing Blackspark’s optical feed. A feed of himself, close
up, in color and detail- interesting! He’d never seen close-up details in
color, and-

Oh. Sharpshot
blinked a couple of times, straightening up, then shut his optics to better
focus on the feed. He’d never actually seen what he looked like. His own build,
of course, from looking down at himself, but only being able to see the shapes
of things up close meant that he couldn’t see his own colors or use a mirror in
any way. So this… this was very interesting.

Turning to one side, then the other, he took the opportunity
to look himself over for the first time. Hm- Blackspark might have a point.
Sharpshot wasn’t quite certain what people generally considered attractive, but
he did look quite nice, and- oh, the white details on his servos were definitely
pretty. Come to think of it… so was the rest of him. Hm.

Sharpshot was aware of the overlapping, scale-like plates on
his back, especially as he moved and lifted the plating up, but he’d never
gotten anything like a look at it before. No wonder people wanted to touch his
back- that did look like an interesting texture. And there was the white again,
on the very edges of the plates, where it wouldn’t show up in his alt mode when
the plating was settled in place. Interesting.

Settling against the wall, he half-opened his optics for a moment
to see the colors as he looked over his shoulder, then shivered just a fraction
at the sight of himself. Optics half-shut, lounging against the wall, plating
lifted and smiling just a fraction. That was… hm. Well.

“Ah. No wonder you wanted me to see this. I am hot. Thank you for this.”

Shutting his optics again, Sharpshot turned around and
settled comfortably into Blackspark’s lap, quietly enjoying the feed as he
offered his servos to the larger mech again. “This is… not a level of attention
I am used to, but… I find myself quite enjoying it. Please continue,” he purred,
letting his field wrap softly into Blackspark’s, and practically melted into
the corner and into the hunter’s lap as he obliged.

Genuinely delighted, Blackspark left the plugs in place for
as long as Sharpshot accepted the feed, working the oil gently into his servos
in the meantime. Honestly, the link felt nice- Sharpshot’s port was tight
around his plug, and the rifle-alt’s presence was soft, quiet, and relaxed on
the other end of the link. A pleasant set of sensations, and a wonderful
addition to the enjoyment of feeling Sharpshot relax under his servos. The
rifle couldn’t purr, not quite, but he kept making soft, breathy noises
somewhere between sighs and moans. Not quite suggestive, he was too relaxed for
that, but mm.

Taking his time, Blackspark slowly worked a generous dose of
oil into both of Sharpshot’s servos, especially around the scars, then began to
move up his arms. This was a small and delicate mech, so it took a delicate
touch, but that also meant that there was less space to cover.

Sharpshot stayed relaxed for most of the work, but tensed up
now and then in discomfort when Blackspark got rougher with some of the scars.
Sometimes it took a tougher brush to properly clean them off, to remove the
outer layer of long-dead nanites adhered to the scar tissue, which wasn’t very
pleasant for Sharpshot. Blackspark offered an assortment of distractions,though-
kissing the backs of his servos again, pressing those tiny servo pads to his
cheek or audial fins, or focusing his optics on a detail of Sharpshot’s frame that
he liked in order to give his patient something better to think about. Fortunately,
the only scars on his front large enough to need special attention were on his
servos and arms, his stomach and chassis sported only a few slightly raised
areas that were completely covered in healthy nanites. No joints to oil,
either- just a few transformation seams, everything else was soft muscle
cabling or protoform.

His back was slower, though, and they had to unplug so the
cables didn’t get tangled up while trying to clean this mess. Lots of scars,
lots of transformation seams tucked under plating, lots of work to be done. Not
much of it was comfortable for Sharpshot, unfortunately, and there was very
little that Blackspark could do about it. The scars wouldn’t heal properly like
this, not without cleaning, and removing that outer layer of grime would allow
Blackspark to work in more oil to help loosen the scars up. A necessary- well,
not evil, but unpleasantness. One that had Sharpshot gritting his dentae and
bracing himself against the wall, and had Blackspark feeling distinctly not
okay with the situation. He didn’t like causing people pain, at least not people
he liked, and he liked Sharpshot. So-
time to stop and ask.

Lowering both servos to stroke gently at Sharpshot’s sides,
Blackspark purred softly for a moment, trying to settle the smaller mech down a
bit. “Easy, there… takin’ a li’l break. Sharpshot, you wanna stop? We can stop
for a bit, or for good- don’t really need to strip all these scars now. Really
should at some point, they ain’t gonna get any better ‘till they get some work
done, but we can keep this whole session nice an’ gentle if yer uncomfortable.”

Sharpshot grumbled quietly and shivered, antennae low and
askew, and slowly relaxed into Blackspark’s touches. “No. I want to get this
out of the way, and I suspect this will feel rather nice when you finish.
Continue. I can stand it.”

He could. It wasn’t fun, the scrubbing bordered on pain, but
it was necessary- and he could put up with worse. It required bracing himself,
but it worked. Helped that Blackspark kept-

Well, essentially snuggling him. Nuzzling the back of his
helm, stroking his arms or sides when he got too tense, staying as close to him
as possible while still being able to reach his back. It felt… hm. Completely
opposite of the cleanings he was used to, but it was… mm.

It was amazing.

If a bit confusing when Blackspark proceeded to turn him around. What was he planning to do n-

Ohh-

Blackspark poured a large dose of the oil down Sharpshot’s
back, over all the old marks and scars, and the sensors underneath lit up with fire. Sharpshot tensed and gripped
tightly onto Blackspark’s frame, choking back a hiss of what was definitely pain, then slumped limp and-

Well, moaned. Much louder than expected, because the oil was
soaking into and through the old wounds, soothing the briefly agitated sensors,
and it felt amazing. He felt like he
was melting, and probably looked like it, slumped against Blackspark and
continuing to moan in bliss. It wasn’t intentional, but he was far too relaxed to stop himself.

“Oh, yeah- there we go,” Blackspark purred, holding
Sharpshot gently against his own frame, and slowly stood up in lieu of setting
him down. “You got real relaxed, cutie- tell ya what, how about we take this
back to my berth? Not, uh- not for interface, just- gonna be more comfy. Would
you be a’ight with that, Sharpshot? No pressure.”

Sharpshot didn’t seem coherent, kneading claws quickly
against his arms, but nodded against his throat in response to the question.
Therefore, Blackspark gently carried his bundle of relaxed little mech to his
berthroom across the hall, humming softly as he set the sniper down. “You just
stay riiight there. Gonna be back.”

Blackspark’s berth was large, soft, and lightly shredded.
Not at all surprising, and very comfortable as Sharpshot nuzzled into it. Warm,
soft… mmh.

Now that he was in a quiet place, Sharpshot let his antennae
extend out of the sheaths, feeling the vibrations in the air as Blackspark approached.
Giving a quiet “mrrp” noise, he fluffed his plating into the approaching
servos, then moaned again –albeit quieter- as Blackspark’s servos landed on his
back.

“Aw. Thought you’d relax,” Blackspark purred, stroking
Sharpshot’s back plating, and gradually began to work his fingertips down the
small mech’s spine in firm, careful rubbing motions. Sharpshot didn’t say
anything in response, but pushed up into his servos, groaning softly against
the blankets in clear (if muffled) pleasure.

As Blackspark continued to work, Sharpshot gradually relaxed
again and made a noise almost like a purr, optics shut and face pushed into the
blankets. He felt good, clearly, and
it made Blackspark purr in return at the show. Oh- so pretty, so sweet, so relaxed. Had no one ever done something
like this for him? It certainly seemed like they hadn’t. At the very least, it
had been a very long time, because there was a lot of tension to work out.

More than willing to work out all of said tension,
Blackspark moved down Sharpshot’s back, not shying from the complicated
mechanisms just above his aft, occasionally applying the vibes in his
fingertips ever-so-softly to particularly stubborn cables. From there, he slid
both servos to Sharpshot’s leg, tilting the smaller mech to the side slightly
to put his leg at a good angle, then propped the padded little pede against his
own chassis and went to work. Each section got a thorough cleaning to remove
any grit that had been missed earlier, then a careful massage, easing muscle
cables and lengths of plating back to where they belonged.

And, when Blackspark got to Sharpshot’s pedes, he did
something self-indulgent and lingered there. Sharpshot had thick, dense,
silicone-like pads on the bottoms of his pedes, and massaging the pads was more
than enjoyable. Plus, it made Sharpshot rumble quiet noises of happiness and
push gently into him- apparently it was comfortable.

It was delightful, and
Sharpshot voiced his approval in wordless sounds, lifting his plating against
the touches with every soft noise. So gentle, so meticulous… this was far, far
beyond any cleaning that he actually needed, but he loved it. Didn’t bother to hide it, either, it earned him more attention
and lingering strokes to especially nice areas whenever he purred.

Primus… he’d never had
anyone focus this much attention on him. Not even people who’d been trying to
kill him- they gave up much faster than this. Blackspark was, mm…

A thought occurred to him, and Sharpshot propped himself up
enough to look back over his shoulder at Blackspark, helm tilted slightly. “Are
you trying to get me calm enough to proposition me?”

Blackspark paused, mildly surprised, then purred and
continued working his way back up Sharpshot’s legs. “Nah. Don’ get me wrong, I’m
sure we’d have fun, but no. When I wanna frag, I say so right off. Maybe later.
You ignore tha’ right now, just enjoy this, this’s for you to get all melty.”

Humming softly, he worked his way further up the minibot’s
frame, up to rub at his back again. “Mm- here, you flip over. Let’s keep goin’.
Don’ get me wrong, Sharpshot, I’m enjoyin’ myself. Just keep makin’ those pretty
noises for me.”

A satisfying enough answer. If this was an extended attempt
at a proposition, it would still have been pleasant, but- without any sort of
intent? Even better. Sharpshot turned over, as requested, and watched
Blackspark’s servos travel up to his chassis. There was an overlay of smaller
plates around the center of his chassis, ones that would fold into an extremely
short barrel if needed, and Sharpshot obligingly flared them to allow
Blackspark to work oil into the intricate sliding mechanisms.

Seeing no further reason to stay awake, Sharpshot let his
optics slide shut, relaxing into the berth under surprisingly careful clawed
servos. Blackspark wasn’t going to hurt him, clearly, and he was confident that
he would wake up thoroughly oiled and relaxed.

Which he did.

When he woke up, Sharpshot found himself curled against
Blackspark’s front, with Blackspark wrapped around him but not quite containing
him. A series of slow, deliberate stretches revealed that Blackspark had
loosened and oiled, mm… seemed like literally every joint in his frame,
including the delicate ones around his antennae. Remarkably thorough.

Mm. He should do the same for Blackspark at some point.

Or proposition him.

Or both. Both sounded good.

postmarxed:

captainsnoop:

so evidently normal guns exist in star wars (called “slugthrowers” because of course) and they’re apparently super broken and extremely useful because they go right through shields designed to deflect energy weapons and if a jedi tries to deflect them with a lightsaber the bullet just melts and turns in to an equally lethal spray of molten metal 

imagine you’re the most badass sith in the universe and Some Dude With A Handgun challenges you and you’re just like “heh… primitive weapons… bring it on” and he shoots you and you suddenly get splattered with a shower of molten metal and you fucking Die 

Things Blackspark has called Gravescratch:

gravescratch:

bettsplendens:

  • Lighthouse face
  • Gyroscope head
  • Spirit of every greyhound ever
  • Nightmare cheetah
  • Jumbo bowl of danger noodles
  • Annoyed linguine 
  • Scourge of the underworld’s zebras
  • Acid-trip lamppost
  • Extremely lanky potato
  • French bread loaf
  • Slenderman’s weird cousin
  • That weird scratching noise outside at night
  • Spookiness
  • Land barracuda
  • Greyhound ninja
  • IDK but he’s weird
  • The physical embodiment of the “no” stare
  • A cat’s sass in physical form
  • Escaped garbage disposal
  • Discount paper shredder
  • Be-legged python
  • Disembodied irritated stare
  • Three raccoons in a trenchcoat
  • Father of all raccoons
  • Sassbucket
  • Five and a half underweight hellhounds
  • Like seventeen hairless cats
  • Approximately 115 mutated piranha
  • Under-bed monster
  • Closet noisemaker
  • Bypasser of evolution
  • Evoker of WTFs
  • Heck if I know
  • Genius
  • Luv
  • Best friend
  • Probably literal soulmate
  • Son of a stovepipe
  • Santa Claus’ assistant for houses with small chimneys
  • Secretly an eel
  • Pikefish on stilts
  • A large bundle of shadows and eyeballs
  • Bony scarf
  • Animated rebar
  • Assemblage of splinters
  • Escaped eel collection
  • The world’s boniest fire hose
  • Security system for vampires
  • Sasscoon
  • Breadstick
  • Twisty lighthouse
  • Fuzzy dinosaur
  • *spooky noises and wiggly finger gestures* 
  • Spring-loaded ambush predator
  • The ideal rabbit trap
  • Unknown quantity of spiders
  • Eater of everything
  • Melted greyhound
  • “The result of leaving a panther in the sun ‘till it melted. On Halloween. Must’ve been a really hot year.”