Both parrots and crows are intelligent enough to be evil, but only parrots align themselves with it. Crows are culturally chaotic neutral.
Coopers hawks are chaotic chaotic. Herons are lawful evil. Vultures are neutral good.
I have never had an unpleasant interaction with a Canadian goose. I have charged at them many times and they have merely honked reproachfully at me and slowly waddled away. Apart from making a mess, I have not personally observed them acting like dicks… parrots, on the other hand, love to spread terror and will cackle evilly to express their sadistic pleasure.
When geese act like dicks, it’s usually out of an overabundance of protectiveness or territorial nature. Generally because they see you as a threat of some sort.
Parrots, though? Well. There’s a reason the parrots at my local exotic pet shop (surrenders only, no breeding/wild captures) all have signs on the cages warning people not to get too close. Parrots will bite you and laugh, or learn to call your various other pets over in order to bite them, or rip your keyboard up. Basically, they like to bite things and yell, and seem to find it fun to bite other living things.
Witness me, a professional, wildly cackling as I let my friend try to input data with this angry noodle on my computer
THIS WAS AT LIKE 600 NOTES YESTERDAY WHAT HAPPENED
We saw the angry noodle. We liked the angry noodle. Does the angry noodle have a name?
Angry noodle is a lab noodle it’s name is a very long sequence of numbers and I can’t remember which one this one is
why do snakes throw a fit? 😮 like
if you feed them and give them everything they need but they still don’t thrust you?
is it because they’re… too wild still? O.O
Snakes don’t really have the capacity to bond some just tolerate better than others, young corn snakes tend to be pretty bitey and these hatched recently
These snakes are taken from the wild (well they were hatched in lab but their eggs were taken) and they will be put back when we’re done with them so we don’t necessarily want them to trust us, the more aggressive snakes tend to be more likely to survive
honestly the snakes aren’t being mean they just feel threatened by us and are trying to defend themselves so we really only handle them when it’s necessary
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