CLAW AND ORDER

bunjywunjy:

happy Friday everybody, it’s time for another installment of Weird Biology! and today, you’re going to learn about a goddamn dinosaur.

(yes, I know all birds are technically dinosaurs, but this one is… dinosaurier? dinosaurien? DINOSAURIEST than the rest)

meet the Hoatzin, relic of ages past

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*raptor screech*

the Hoatzin is the only member of the family Opisthocomidae, an ancient line of birds that branched off from the rest some 64 million years ago. this would have been just shortly after the event that murdered the shit out of all non-avian dinosaurs. to death

Hoatzins are the very last survivors of this ancient line. (I wanted to make a joke here, but that’s actually really fucking tragic)

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shit I made myself sad, MORE JOKES

Hoatzins are common pheasant-sized birds that live in the riverside forests of South America, where they survive on a diet of *drumroll* leaves. yum.

seriously, they are one of exactly two known bird species to specialize in leaf-eating, having evolved past their shame trait some 30 million years ago. (the other one is the Kakapo, who mostly just seems confused)

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Kakawho?

 their love of delicious delicious leaves gives them a very… distinctive odor, shall we say. this is due to their fermentative digestive process. it has earned the Hoatzin the local name ‘Stinkybird”, which for any Hoatzins reading this, is really more of an affectionate nickname. honest.

but what truly sets Hoatzins apart, and proves their saurian nature, is this

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HOLY SHIT A DINOSAUR

the hatchlings have fucking claws on their wings. remind you of anything? like maybe, oh I dunno, this guy?

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HOLY SHIT A BIRD

Archaeopteryx up there bears a striking resemblance to our Hoatzin friend, which did not go unnoticed by the scientific community (who was actually paying attention this time, they swear). in fact, this uncanny resemblance helped finalize the theoretical link between dinosaurs and birds, which we now know are the same fucking thing. (more or less)

but anyway, the baby Hoatzins use those scientifically-groundbreaking claws to scramble around in trees and avoid predators. also apparently the claws just kind of… fall off?.. when the bird becomes an adult. like, imagine if your fingers all fell off at puberty, how weird would that be? jesus.

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(Hoatzins definitely aren’t the only birds with wing claws, but DON’T TELL THEM THAT. they like to feel special.)

thankfully, it looks like these evolutionary weirdos will be with us for some time to come, as Hoatzins continue to be plentiful in their range. we hope they and those weird dinosaur claws stick around for a long, long time.

nambroth:

HEY things are kinda garbage so let’s have some CHICKEN PHOTOS

Top to bottom, left to right:

Lorp the black Australorp strikes the BADASS GRASS FAUX CIG pose

‘Relly the Messed Up Faverolles is enchanted by a phone: MIRACLES

Willow the Easter Eggers STARES AT A THING (it’s bird poop)

‘Relly  E X P A N D S

Baron Rufflerump (A.K.A. Puddles A.K.A. Bubbles) the Cochin rooster is always a beautiful man

Mildred the Cochin exists largely

colossalcryptid:

hemlockcryptid:

forest-of-books:

aeruh:

forest-of-books:

forest-of-books:

aeruh:

forest-of-books:

forest-of-books:

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

Here are a few more, for your birding needs:

please allow me to thank you by giving you one in return

Thank you for your contribution to the birding community

Here is some more helpful identification knowledge of birbs

for you

@sparrowlicious

@autobotphoenix

sixpenceee:

Shimmering Close-Up Shots Of Peacock Feathers Reveal Amazing Detail

Waldo Nell, a Canadian software engineer and photographer, captured the feathers of a peacock magnified over 500 times. Not least are they beautiful photographs, they also reveal some of the science behind the iridescent glow of a peacock’s plumes.

From green to golden to blue and indigo, the photographs reveal the mix of colors that give peacocks their distinctive appearance. But the actual pigmentation of the feathers only plays a part in peacocks’ coloring. Much of it comes from small nanostructures on their feathers’ barbules, which give them an iridescent shimmer.

As the direction of light changes, these different facing barbules reflect the light at different angles, resulting in the feathers appearing to change color and shimmer as they move. You can also see this effect on butterfly wings, beetle shells and other birds such as hummingbirds. (Source)
All images credit: Waldo Nell

Orphan ID

crc-rehab-blog:

crc-rehab-blog:

In honor of orphan season (as we anxiously await the first arrival, any day/hour/second), I’ve decided to re-post an entry from a few years ago:

Below I have listed some of the common species in our area, as well as identifying characteristics.

Great horned owls (February-March)

Yellow eyes, dark beak, tan feathers

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Barred owls (March-April)

Dark eyes, yellow beak, gray fuzz

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Barn owls (any time of year)

Dark eyes, white beak, heart-shaped facial disk, very aggressive

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Eastern screech owls (April-May)

Yellow eyes, greenish-grey beak, very small, “banding” pattern on feathers may be noticeable

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Cooper’s hawks (May-June)

Bluish to lemon yellow eyes, very short beak compared to Buteos, greenish cere, long toe #3

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Broad-winged hawks (July-August)

Brown eyes, yellow or greenish cere, smaller feet than red-shouldered hawks

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Red-shouldered hawks (April-June)

Grey to tan eyes, longer beak than accipitors, yellow cere, very noisy, tend to lay down when stressed

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Red-tailed hawk (May-June)

Grayish to tan eyes, greenish or bluish cere, large feet

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American kestrels (June-July)

Dark eyes, falcon tooth, pink face, long toes, very tiny

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Black vulture (March-August)

Long faces, buff-colored down

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Turkey vulture (May-August)

Long faces, white down

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Here is a THROWBACK post from a few years ago – we no longer call it “Orphan Season” because there are very few true orphans, we like to refer to it as “Nestling Season”.

CHEERS to NESTLING SEASON!

loekas:

doodledumble:

candiceirae:

lonewolf574:

tiredgaymermaid:

scoutology:

ohthisismuchworse:

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xeppeli:

tunnaa-unnaa:

xeppeli:

xeppeli:

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all.
Some equally balanced wild colorations include

Pygmy Falcon

Great Hornbill

Wallcreeper

and

Black-throated Loon

this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations

I would like to submit the following additions to the world of exceptional bird color design:

Cedar Waxwing

Red Crowned Crane

Brahminy Kite

Green Tree Swallow (I mean seriously – those are metallic teal feathers against stark white. Damn.) 

Bali Mynah

And, last but certainly not least, the cutest fucking puffball on this planet earth:

The Korean Crow-Tit

I’d also like to contribute some pretty awesome birds

Hooded Pitta (or as like to call them little olives)

Coua

Mot-Mot

The Blue Crown Pigeon (the biggest pigeon)

good post

@ilovegirlsalways

@candiceirae

I’m fond of the Golden Breasted Starling,

the Golden Pheasant,

and the Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher.

KOREAN CROW-TIT!!! OMGG!!!!!! IT’S A SKY PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!

@feynites