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I still can’t believe Gravescratch friggin’ ate the bell. Bett, your son is out of control. Also, voring people is not how you make friends. Someone needs to explain that to him.

bettsplendens:

Gravescratch didn’t particularly want to go to the trouble of walking smoothly enough to not jangle the bell, and he certainly can’t be expected to spend the day with a noise-making object near his audials. What else is he supposed to do with a bell? Besides, it probably tasted good.

And I don’t think he’s ever vored anybody. He isn’t large enough to swallow most sapient beings whole, he makes a point of never swallowing things alive because that would be cruel and potentially dangerous, and he doesn’t kill sapient beings for food. 

(Now, if someone is dead for other reasons, he’ll certainly eat them, but that’s a different thing entirely than vore.)

It did taste good. Could have used a sauce, though, rather dry. 

No, I have never swallowed someone whole and alive. Nor do I have any desire to. And it is a kink that I do not understand, as it seems to me like something that should be avoided at all costs. If someone finds a way to safely mimic it for their pleasure, good for them, but I will not participate and I would rather not observe. 

(Now, someone who gets off on being carefully bitten? That I might oblige, it can be interesting.)

I still can’t believe Gravescratch friggin’ ate the bell. Bett, your son is out of control. Also, voring people is not how you make friends. Someone needs to explain that to him.

Gravescratch didn’t particularly want to go to the trouble of walking smoothly enough to not jangle the bell, and he certainly can’t be expected to spend the day with a noise-making object near his audials. What else is he supposed to do with a bell? Besides, it probably tasted good.

And I don’t think he’s ever vored anybody. He isn’t large enough to swallow most sapient beings whole, he makes a point of never swallowing things alive because that would be cruel and potentially dangerous, and he doesn’t kill sapient beings for food. 

(Now, if someone is dead for other reasons, he’ll certainly eat them, but that’s a different thing entirely than vore.)

⭐️ !!

Mechanimals are, by and large, frightened of me. I look and act like a predator. The few that are not frightened of me are domestic species, and they are generally rather aggressive towards me. 

This can be an issue. 

On the upside, I have never had small scavengers try to steal my food. 

larrimeme said to gravescratch:🔔. Ringadingding, Bellboy. Your move.

Please. I can walk silently with a bell tied to each audial fin. It is excellent practice in controlling one’s motions. 

However, as I do not wish to keep myself that steady for the rest of the day…

Bells are delicious. 

Crosscase and/or GNR8 *eyebrow waggle*

Crosscase: 

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗
Very cute! Wings are fun, also. Sweet little hands.

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗
Haven’t had much of a chance yet. Would like to increase it- I enjoy having intelligent friends who do not wish to dissect me. 

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗
Small, easy to gently trap, wings to lick, delicate fingertips to get under plating, easily flustered- consider me very intrigued. 

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗
Again, haven’t had a chance. Would like to.


GNR8: 

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗

Smaller than I’m used to, but, oh- stylish, with a helm design something like mine- I never see anyone with a helm like that who doesn’t have issues surrounding it, and I confess, I am very curious. And cute~! 

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗
Haven’t had a chance yet at all, but seems nice enough.

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗
There may be some issues related to size differences, but ohh… so cute, small enough to gently move around, could even fit into my servos- and those servos of yours are so delicate, oh, I’d love to see where those could fit.

…do they have any sort of interface equipment, though? 

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗
I’m really not sure. May be too young for me, honestly, but… color me intrigued.


💔 Non-existent
💗 Very low
💗💗 A little
💗💗💗 Hopeful
💗💗💗💗 High
💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

☀

The result looks a bit like if Soundwave and Gravescratch had a child- all arm and leg. So much arm and leg. 

Exceptionally puzzled, the little thing stares around at his surroundings, then gives in to impulse, opens its mouth to reveal what almost looks like even more teeth than usual, and squalls in distress.

This is not okay! And he is going to yell about it!

Once he’s done yelling, he pushes himself up, squalls one last complaint at thin air, and trots off- towards the rubble he was intending to search for wire-rats. Clearly, he needs to have a large snack so he’ll have enough energy to figure this mess out. 

✌

http://gph.is/XIrMC0

Small. Round. Fast. Durable.

Perfect for a chase. 

And she puts up a good chase, too. She’s agile, strong- hard to hold onto. But he’s determined, and he’s never yet run into something he can’t run down and jump on. 

And it is fun when he catches her for good. She’s small enough to corral with all six limbs, and she makes wonderful noises when he starts licking, and she tastes good.

The praise almost stops him, though. Not because it’s bad, far from it. Because it makes him want to crumple into her lap and croon and let himself be petted and rubbed by someone who understands. More specifically, someone who understands enough to not take advantage of his compliance, who has some idea of what 

…maybe they can do that after they’ve exhausted themselves.