Bug ferrets (or just ferrets) are from an iceball planet where most lifeforms live underground in the tropical band of the otherwise glacial planet. After millions of years of subterranean life, the tropics are now riddled with vast networks of biologically formed tunnels, caves, and seas. Ferrets rose from a strain of endothermic and highly social omnivores. They have both an endoskeleton (mostly for muscle support) and an exoskeleton covered by a thick layer of subcutaneous fat, skin, and dense, highly sensitive hairs and whiskers. Ferrets wear minimal clothing, if any, because it irritates their delicate hairs. Their central nervous system goes down the length of their body, and they are wicked fast at picking up sensory signals and reacting to them.
Ferrets also have an incredible propensity for language, and pick up other ferret languages and alien languages with ease. Generally, all ferret cultures have at least one vocal language, one visual sign language, and one tactile sign language. Tactile sign is unique to ferrets, and is spoken by touching the arms, chin, and chest of the conversational partner. Humans have described it as “like the most intense and complicated game of pattycake you could imagine.”
Ferrets are hermaphroditic and usually live in family units of 15-45 individuals. A given family will usually all be in single profession, operating almost like an individual– for instance, in public offices, a family will be nominated rather than an individual ferret. Having ferret ambassadors over on other planets is a nightmare, because you can’t just invite one ferret, or two, or eight, you have to have the entire family of 30 or so ambassadors (and their kids, and their picnic baskets and etc). It’s for good reason, as ferrets are so socially co-dependent that leaving one alone with no company will severely stress them. Spending over a day alone without social contact is enough to put them into a state of shock.
They are a spacefaring race, and have been for the longest of any of the races. The first aliens the ferret race met were the avians, then later the humans and centaurs.
They are from an oceanic planet, where endothermic, feathered flyers are one of the most successful land-based lifeforms. Since land is limited to a scattering of small islands, the feathered flyers can travel the distances between dry land more easily than flightless or exothermic creatures.
The evolutionary ancestors of the sapient genus of avians are tree climbing critters with grasping hands on both their fore and back limbs. In the sapients, the hindlimbs are specialized to a point where they are used almost entirely for grasping, tool manipulation, and launching into flight. The dramatic speciation of the sapient avians was caused by hundreds of thousands of years of separation by ocean, and fostered by a lack of traumatic events like Earth’s ice age or K-Pg asteroid impact to wipe any of them out. Besides the five major species, there are many subspecies that can successfully breed with one or more of the major species.
The avians are a technologically advanced genus. After the industrial revolution, aggressive colonization by the skimmer species, and the globalization of information, the avian genus achieved interstellar flight. The first aliens they made contact with were the ferrets, then later humans (after the ferrets found us.)
Note: Despite the fact I drew all of them naked, avians have very strict decency standards (well, the skimmers do, but they have forced their cultural standards upon the others) and they wear quite a lot of clothing; usually covering as much as they can without restricting flight. They are like little space Victorians.
Centaurs come from a planet fairly similar to Earth, and their biology is convergent with Earth’s in many ways. Their evolutionary ancestors were savanna pack predators who used ambush and speed to hunt prey. Modern centaurs emerged when they started to use tools like spears to help with hunting. Centaurs are obligate carnivores but they supplement their diet with grain, starchy tubers, and small amounts of roughage and vegetation. Much like humans, they have a two-sex reproductive system where the individuals with the larger gametes give birth to live young.
They are very vocally talented. With their trunk they can produce a wide range of pitches and consonants, while with the muscular tissue near their breathing outtake they can make subsonic booming noises. The booming is mostly inaudible to humans and avians, but ferrets can detect the low-frequency vibrations through their numerous whiskers. There are a variety of simple subsonic languages collectively called ‘boom-speak’ that are traditionally used as contact calls over long distances.
Most centaur cultures are matriarchal, with family groups of about 20-30 living together in a small village of interconnected houses. These clans are run by the oldest females of the family, and younger females are often expected to stay in the same clan their whole life. Males are often expected to marry outside of the clan, and although they will usually join a new group for one or more specific mates within it, the ‘marriage’ for most cultures is between the new member and the entire family. Despite this, many individuals may never mate to reproduce, and instead help care for their family members’ children.
The centaurs were discovered by a ferret planetary exploration vessel, but they weren’t a spacefaring race when they were found– they were barely starting to use electricity and radio. The Interspecies Summit (a council including humans, avians, and ferrets) met on the matter and it was agreed that the centaurs should be left alone until they were capable of space flight. Unfortunately, this policy proved impossible to enforce, and human and avian ships began visiting the centaur homeworld to trade technology and resources for centaur laborers. Today, most centaurs in space work as manual labor under human and avian companies, or they run pirate vessels.
What’s also good is Completely Forgetting to tell visiting relatives about bluecifer, picking them up from the airport and hearing them SHRIEK and going “oh yeah, that”
For the Non-Coloradoans:
Bluecifer, Our local elder god. Absolutely nothing in that pic is photoshop.
He’s 32 feet tall, and most unfortunately, his head fell off while he was being assembled and killed his creator. Bluecifer gets struck by lightning on a semi-regular basis which should melt fiberglass but his Dark And Unholy powers have prevented any damage. He’s got glowing red eyes:
(Once again, none of that is photoshop.) And disturbingly detailed human-sized genitals, which I’ll let y’all google for yourselves.
He sits in a not-legally acessible bit of roadway just outside DIA, the most Conspiracy-Riddled of airports, and people run across the highway to get to him to bring him offerings and praise.
The Creeping Gate- A strange creature capable of granting wishes. It cannot alter the dimension it currently resides in, but it can open portals to parallel dimensions where you are already in possession of whatever it is you desire, which you can go through. of course, as with all genies, there is a price. Doubles are against the rules; you must find the version of yourself that lives in that dimension, capture them, and feed them to the creeping gate as compensation. The last person to be consumed takes the place of the deformed humanoid figure embedded in the creeping gate’s flesh, and is not fully digested until the next time a portal is opened, and whatever is left of their life source is used as fuel to open the portal. If you do not complete your end of the deal, the creeping gate will stalk you in your new life, and make it worse than it ever was before until you do
(An adoptable design I bought from blinkpen. Description also written by blinkpen)
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