larrimeme:

“Alright, so a space werewolf, a Roman Catholic Cardinal, and a Decepticon Communications Officer all walk into a bar…”

New art meme idea for cool kids, from a cool kid (me). Draw your OC, (or AU design, or fursona, etc.) with characters that inspired their design or that you associate with them. 

On the left is @bettsplendens’s Alzu, the flirty space werewolf? mercenary? (no one really knows what he is or what he does for a living). His expression and coloration are based off an Italian Wolf, and I mostly played his design by the ear (his should be longer) as he doesn’t really have a fixed design that I know of. He’s a charming and sweet dude with far too many teeth. 

Center is my own design for Soundwave from Transformers Prime as a canine, A.K.A. Soundsnoot. He is mostly Belgian Groenendael with a whole mess of sighthound breeds mixed in. He is my best boy and the love of my life and so much fun to draw~! Sometimes he and Alzu’s paths cross and they go on dates, but he mostly sticks to himself and observes whatever’s going on at the moment. 

On the right is @canisalbus‘s Machete. Boy howdy was this dude a big influence on the design of Soundsnoot. What an icon. I have no words for just how beautiful this man is. Also how much of a neurotic trash fire of a person he is. That too. In the (paraphrased) words of his creator, “Machete should not be in charge of anything, but someone put him there”.

Better stop flirting with the pretty sighthounds and put some pants on at least, Alzu, you godless heathen. Soundsnoot doesn’t mind, but Cardinal Machete might turn you over to the Inquisition where even you can’t charm your way out of.

Stupid Decisions Sentence Starters

grab-an-idea:

“No one ever made history by being like everybody else.”

“If plan A doesn’t work the alphabet has 25 other letters.”

“In my defense, I was left unattended.”

“Hey… No need to go in there.”

“I may have let the success go to my head.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed. Make sure you carry a parachute.”

“Well, hello there. You look like a bad decision. Come on over here.”

“You’re the one who left me alone! So technically this is partly your fault.”

“I tried to be good. But I go bored.”

“I left you alone for like Five Minutes!”

“Why am I the only adult in a room full of adults?”

“Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes that reason is your stupid and make bad decisions.”

“Do I even want to know?”

“You’re not listening to a word I’m saying are you?”

“You’re going to do it anyway, aren’t you?”

“I swear some of these rules are only created to try and make sense out of the stupid decisions you made.”