BITCH I’M FUCKIN SCREAMING WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S SO FUCKING CUTE
I’m surprised he’s okay with that amount of coverage, especially around his face, but that’s definitely a happy-doggo run, and clearly the dog’s been in costume enough to learn the windup-key trick. Must be a really tolerant doggo.
The monster under the bed becomes gradually less perceivable the older a human gets. Alone for years, the monster waited patiently for a new human family to move in and have children. When someone finally did move in however, they turned out to be a gay couple. Now the monster is doing everything it can to convince the couple to adopt.
Plot twist! The couple adopts the monster and they raise the little creature as their own.
The red-cheeked cordon-bleu is a small passerine bird. This estrildid finch is a resident breeding bird in drier regions of tropical Sub-Saharan Africa. Like other members of its genus, the red-cheeked cordon-bleu is a very
small finch, measuring only 12.5–13 cm in length.It is frequently seen at open dry grassland and savanna habitats as well as around human habitation. The red-cheeked cordon-bleu is a granivore, feeding principally on grass seeds, but also on millet and other small seeds. It is also known to feed sporadically on beeswax.The nest is a large domed grass structure with a side entrance in a tree, bush or thatch into which 4–5 white eggs are laid.
Goddamnit you and your everything. Giggly robot sex is just- and aslfhsdgbh
Their faces, they’re so great. I literally love everything about this, I just- the way they’re both grinning like madmen encourages me to believe that they’re somewhere they really shouldn’t be doing this.
Like…
Under Magnus’ desk.
And they’re like “Shhhh, sshh, shhhkghk sdgdg snrk”
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