My favorite moment with my D&D group so far
They met a Demon at a crossroads, he said they had to make a deal with him or he would steal their souls. The Fighter was like, “Hey can you just wait for 5 seconds for me?”
Demon’s like: “Alright.”
Five seconds later the Fighter says “Alright our deal is complete”
???
“What do you mean our deal is complete?” said the Demon
“Well I asked you to wait 5 seconds, then you agreed. Since you waited 5 seconds, that means our deal is complete right?”
The Demon is in shock, and so am I, the DM. This fighter just out-tricked a freakin’ demon deal by telling the demon to cool his heels for a moment I couldn’t believe it.
She’s angry at the bread
turn sound on for dinosaur noises.
California is doing EVERYTHING right
you know what’s fragged up? omega supreme’s backstory in tfa. his treatment by the Senate. they just left him to die.
god damn.
Really, all of how Autobot Command operates in TFA is fragged up.
I got sounddrive for my transformers gift exchange :>
I have a headcanon that Rung’s circular chest panel is positioned right over his spark, so there is a minimal barrier between it and the world; it makes it easier to exert a calming presence over his patients. This also means that it’s extremely sensitive.
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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration.
the longer I look at this the harder I laugh
I like how nobody really seems concerned
@adhesivesandscrap He looks like he moonwalked off the boat
a good, snug fit.
Elena (nb/genderfluid, generally he/him but has also used she/her a lot) is mine, Cian (big boof) is the gf’s.
purring, folks. a monster bae purring with such deep pleasure that their partner can feel it in their skin where they touch. in this case: the sphinx akhuru (my char) rewarding his peach ilan (gf’s char) for being such a good, lovely boy.
When a vampire washes itself, rain will fall from heaven. Thus, when a drought occurs, nobles send all their men to wash, because any of them may be a vampire.
From Agnes Murgoci’s 1927 paper The Vampire In Roumania, as found in The Vampire Casebook compiled by Alan Dundes
This is so amazing to picture. Like ok men, we know PROBABLY some of you are vampires. IT HAPPENS. This is old timey Romania. That’s how it works. So hey don’t worry, no questions asked, personal business is personal business, but if EVERYONE would just go take a shower we would really appreciate it. Thanks.
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