Apparently, this is the month where everybody gets sick at the same time, so I’ll be curled under a mountain of blankets and watching bad romcoms starring Hugh Jackman.
Time travel is just as absurd and hilarious as you might expect when filmed in late 90′s to early 2000′s, and cackling about burnt toast and doggy clean-up laws makes me feel better.
While that is happening, I’ve been searching my old photos and found some pictures of my roosters. Since @gallusrostromegalus is also sick and really like chickens I’ll be tagging them to coo over my dumb birds
And these little hens have all grown up but still like to hide and eat whats left of the tomato stems
The smallest mammal that ever lived could be sitting right on your shoulder, and you’d hardly know it. Batodonoides vanhouteni (model pictured) lived about 50 million years ago in what is now Wyoming, and was so small that it could climb up a pencil. It also weighed as little as a dollar bill! Several slightly larger species of these mini-mammals lived between 55 and 42 million years ago, but they are now all extinct. Its closest living relatives are modern-day shrews and moles. Photo: randychiu
Puffer vests and heavy boots. Hides your chest, disrupts your silhouette, keeps you warm, and makes you look ready for an adventure at any moment. Makes you actually ready for an adventure at any moment.
Cargo pants are also great for that, and you can get vests that are kinda like cargo pants. Just pockets all over. Messes up your silhouette, and you get storage!
If you can handle it, a sports bra may also help a bit, it’ll smoosh your boobs in a tad and keep them from bouncing too much.
If you want some idea of how much autistic people struggle to understand allistic people when they don’t say exactly what they mean, take a cooking recipe and replace all units of measure with “enough but not too much”. For example:
enough but not too much white sugar
enough but not too much butter
enough but not too many eggs
enough but not too much vanilla extract
enough but not too much flour
enough but not too much baking powder
enough but not too much milk
preheat oven to hot enough but not too hot
bake for long enough but not too long
Even someone who’s experienced with cooking would probably struggle to follow that recipe. Now imagine if they had no experience cooking and had no idea what these ingredients are.
“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
“what are they gonna do, fire me?”
I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”
this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far
Cheetor and Bumblebee living up to their nickname of “Team Trouble”
TF: Paradise Cheetor and Bumblebee are quite the little pair.
Bumblebee was taken in and raised alongside Cheetor when they were both babes, and they’ve been nigh-inseparable since. IDK what they did this time to incur the wrath of Grimlock or one of his kin (I mean, it could also just be a bog-standard T-Rex, as in the animal) but they probably deserve to get at least chased around a little bit.
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