TF: Matrix doodles from the other day. Prowl likes to creep around in the dark and sometimes forgets that humans need so much sleep. itâs very inefficient. Seriously though waking up to eight feet of robot lit by glowing visor in the middle of the night would be terrifying.
MiB: Cybertronians are dangerous, hostile, and we must be extremely cautious in dealing wtih these mechanical aliens!
Witwickies: Optimus Prime saw a duckling and got so overwhelmed by how small they were he started crying.
i need a gears stimboard at some time in my life, preferably right now immediatly
I canât help but imagine that a Gears stimboard has a lot of those repeated images of like..really pleasing mechanical things. Like chains being made and literal gears that turn perfectly.
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was likeâŠthe end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
Iâm still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.Â
fucking look at this shit though
Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so Iâll say it for this one myself:
THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THATâS WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AINâT CGI. AND IT AINâT GUY IN A COSTUME. ITâS A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM.
amazing
And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the âskinâ of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then theyâd start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.
They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie.
The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic.
One of my favorite anecdotes Iâve read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder?
Motherfucker randomly started moving.
So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldnât actually, you know, eat them.
Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.
So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.
And i just googled malfunctioning t-rexand was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside thet-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics.
So of course, the power goes out.
And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down.
Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while youâre inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best.
And this guy hoped for the best and got it.
Some other people on stage pried open the t-rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay.
This is getting better and better.
I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI
Iâm just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.
The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.
Even better than that, this movie ADVANCED our best understanding of dinosaurs at the time. Â They were blowing out a budget bigger than anything Hollywood had ever seen, and along with employing almost the last hurrah of incredible physical FX, they had a bank of those newfangled digital SFX computers. Â Nobodyâd ever really created convincing dinosaurs in a movie before. Â Itâd all been stop-motion animation, and even when the models were exquisitely crafted, you could just tell there was something OFF about them. Â Spielberg wanted THE BEST DINOSAURS EVER, and he figured on using the cutting edge of digital modeling and animation technology to build them for him.
So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said, âWe want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen.â
The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass.  They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that.  And when theyâd created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that.  One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said, âWait a minute, Iâve seen movement like that before.â
He called up film of a chicken walking.  Everyone in the room said, âHoly shit.â
Prior to 1989, the idea that birds were descended from dinosaurs existedâwe knew about archaeopteryx, we knew there was some minor connection thereâbut the idea that DINOSAURS LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD AND THEY ARE CALLED BIRDS was not pre-eminent. Â Jurassic Park changed our scientific understanding of dinosaurs.
That paleontologistsâd be Kevin Padian. Who is awesome.
Witness me, a professional, wildly cackling as I let my friend try to input data with this angry noodle on my computer
THIS WAS AT LIKE 600 NOTES YESTERDAY WHAT HAPPENED
We saw the angry noodle. We liked the angry noodle. Does the angry noodle have a name?
Angry noodle is a lab noodle itâs name is a very long sequence of numbers and I canât remember which one this one is
why do snakes throw a fit? đź like
if you feed them and give them everything they need but they still donât thrust you?
is it because theyâre⊠too wild still? O.O
Snakes donât really have the capacity to bond some just tolerate better than others, young corn snakes tend to be pretty bitey and these hatched recently
These snakes are taken from the wild (well they were hatched in lab but their eggs were taken) and they will be put back when weâre done with them so we donât necessarily want them to trust us, the more aggressive snakes tend to be more likely to survive
honestly the snakes arenât being mean they just feel threatened by us and are trying to defend themselves so we really only handle them when itâs necessary
this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos theyâre not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time
I kinda want one of these.
DUDE. itâs a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS.
This is brilliantÂ
Shit, I might make one of these for myself
^^
This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart
Hey! I remember in preschool we had LOTS of boards like these- switches, knobs, handles etc- but also a set of towers with square windows of fabric with that could be buttoned and unbuttoned, velcroed, laced (laces were sewn at the bottom to prevent us from walking off with them) etc. Â
The whole point of these things was to teach us fine motor skills and how to do things like put on clothes by ourselves, or open doors in an emergency, and so on.  The toddler board here is a great educational and motor practice toy!