It’s fucked up that the internet’s most well known tegu lizard is obese and poorly cared for yet the owners insistence that he’s normal for his species has convinced thousands of fans who just don’t know better that the way it looks and how they care for it like it’s a dog rather than a lizard that has specific humidity, dietary, etc. requirements that aren’t being sufficiently met is cool.
Slowbro evolutions of my Slowpoke variations from a while back
It has been noted in a recent study that patterned variations of Slowpokes secrete different fluid from their tails. These divergent tail secretions each attract a specific seapokemon to create varying symbiotic evolutions of Slowbro.
Most peculiar is the Sunnyside variant’s attraction of Corsola, which merges completely with the Sunnyside’s tail, growing outcrops of new coral formations from within the variant’s body.
As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if you so much as look at it funny.
Alone
together, they got nothing but time on their side.
Stalker’s
burning hate is always brought down by his stoic partner’s company; and
confiding and confident, Stalker asks for internal assistance, the prime
swirling inside his systems to adjust and provide.
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