mx-delta-juliette:

scarhaver:

scarhaver:

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

The rattlesnake I met while hiking seemed an agreeable girl. She said “I am here, please do not step on me,” and my companions and I made sure to not do that. I found her nicer and more charitable than many politicians.

coelasquid:

vaezthewanderer:

gallusrostromegalus:

thantos1991:

tyrranitime:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

@gallusrostromegalus

This Big Boy is a Brahma, the largest breed of chicken.  They’re also one of the gentlest and tamest chickens out there, a bit like the Great Danes of poultry.  He lives in Kosovo with his (very proud) owner Fitim Sejfija, and two hens, where he is a good and gentle man and very loved.

Brhamas typically don’t get quite this big (He’s 16.5 lbs and almost 3 feet tall. most are closer to 14 lbs and 2′6″) but they’re really nice and cuddly birds.  

@coelasquid I saw this and immediately thought this is where they got the fluffy space-future raptors from

A Good Bird.

cryoverkiltmilk:

epicwalrus:

followmetoyourdoom:

xenosaurus:

i-hate-vegans:

nbcnightlynews:

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

relatable seals at the end there

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

I need more of this shit!

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?
The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]

the-real-seebs:

amaranthica:

leggywillow:

That’s a face that says “I waited too long to correct this person so now everything is awkward and I’m really uncomfortable.”

Hey so I looked this up and it’s a joke post by a wildlife rehabilitation group! https://www.facebook.com/122334mommy/?hc_ref=ARS-GF9yIX9bpP3eu-UWcS9Rwn1_wFmJEaq7ulcsZILjI7I99TguM5lWcxeqQBJoy6M&fref=nf

They’d probably appreciate it if the source was known!

i am so, so, comforted that this is a joke post