OOO THESE BOTH MAKE ME SO ANXIOUS. I guess theoretically a volcano because then at least I wouldnt have to worry about getting the Bends every time I wanted to go to the grocery store
I think there’s an inverse relationship between the acessability (at least in terms of ‘can I google maps this’ and not ‘ADA Compliance’) of supervillain lair and the badassedry of the villain involved- a villian with a hideout in an easily-enterable skyscraper in the middle of downtown is milqetoast at best and could probably be taken out by calling thier mom and letting her yell at them for a minute.
Volcano Villain tho? That’s a gentleperson with some chutzpah there and they’re definitely more than capable of throwing hands, maybe even telekinesis and probably dresses better than you ever could.
It follows then that the MOST inacessible lair hosts the most Badass Bastard ever to live, so if you’re looking for either the fight of your life or to make your mark on the world of villiany, you’d pick out the Most Inaccesible Lair Possible, namely
A N U N D E R S E A V O L C A N O
We’re not even gonna consider outer space here?
Consider: We’ve sent humans to the moon. We sent humans to the moon before we figured out the internet. We regularly send humans from all over the world up to a space station to go do science and occasioanlly make excellent music videos. We’ve actually got the tech to make space fairly accessible, but we’re being held up by our collective bad habit of electing lower primates to politcal office so that’s bungled funding a bit.
ON THE OTHER HAND, WE’VE NEVER SENT A HUMAN TO A DEEP-SEA VOLCANO. We can barely send robots there., and then, only briefly before they start to fall apart due to the crushing pressure, corrosive chemicals, massive temperature flutuations and general hostility of the are to anything but tube worms and the crabs that love them.
The deepest a human has gone is 7 miles, didn’t happen until 2012, hasn’t happened since, and was into the comparatively stable Marianas Trench, which is ONLY cold and full of terrible pressure, so unlike a Deep Sea Vent, they didn’t have to worry about the sub melting, or corroding from the sulphiric acid gushing out of those vents. additionally, it was just James Cameron who is honestly probably some kind of Merman, and a bunch of Marine Biologists, who are definitely stretching the definition of “Human”
Conclusion: A Deep-Sea Vent is WAY harder to get to than the moon.
counterpoint: how the fuck you gonna get down there to build the thing? it’d be badass if you could, but you gotta do the thing first.
Apparently Catch Me If You Can was going to include this con but they had to cancel the scene because when they tried to film it people kept walking up and trying to give Leo their money.
So a professor of mine used to work at a bank back in the day. She says one day a guy in professional attire and a clipboard shows up in a big moving truck. He says he’s from the home office and they’re changing all the chairs. He’s needs them to just load all their old chairs into his truck and later he’d be back with the replacements.
And that’s how they gave away their office furniture to a conman whose master plan was “Wear a tie and carry a clipboard.”
Looking professional is just a pass to do whatever the hell you want.
Put a suit on and you can get almost anywhere.
there’s more to it, look nice and ACT LIKE YOU BELONG. If you don’t look like you belong there, people will stop you.
this smacks of a chef i heard of that was tired to death that every single person ordered their eggs ‘over easy’, so asked the waitress to say ‘were out of over easy, we have plenty of scrambled’ and nobody questioned it
How low must your self image be to plan to rob a bank and all you take is some second hand chairs?
I 100% believe this was a former employee with a grudge.
Kid you not, this is how a sister store of mine got their entire dog treat bar stolen.
A couple of guys said they were with maintenance and they were there to replace the old bar with a new one and the employees were like “Seems legit” and they wheeled them out. The staff even helped them do it.
This is called a “Bavarian Fire Drill” and the trick to pulling it off is to have absolute confidence that it’s going to work. If you seem even the slightest bit nervous or hesitant, everyone will see right through it.
Case in point:
In 1906, a German con man named Wilhelm Voigt dressed up in a German Army captain’s uniform and entered the town of Köpenick claiming to be an “inspector” (inspector of what, he never specified). He managed to wrangle ten German soldiers and a sergeant into assisting him, ordered the local police to halt all telephone calls to Berlin for an hour, arrested the mayor and treasurer for nonexistent charges of crooked bookkeeping, and confiscated the town’s entire treasury complete with a receipt which he signed with his former jail director’s name. He only got caught (two weeks later) because his former cellmate blabbed, and was later pardoned by Kaiser Wilhelm II who found the whole thing hilarious.
That Kaiser is a definite bro.
This is why slytherins like to be fancy and professional looking
When you’re a trickster, it pays to be … low key.
I was hired to help test a security system once. I was sent in to a semi-large company and had to go through a list of certain objectives. My favorite one was “take something out of the building that is too big to hide on your body.“ I paired it with “get into a secured facility within the building.”
I walked in in my general business getup. Shirt, tie, jacket, nice pants, not quite “suit” because it was all just a little bit shabby and not exactly matching but not clashing. Nice briefcase. Clipboard.
Getting into the secured part was easy. Learned the name of the supervisor, told the security guard that “Cindy said they’d let me in without a problem on my first day. Something about the badges not being made fast enough.” Sure, no problem, go ahead.
Walked in, unhooked a PC tower, walked to the bathroom where I’d hidden a dolly earlier, went into a stall and changed into the outfit I’d had in the briefcase. It was what I’d consider workman’s clothes but a worker in an office, not like a construction worker.
Blue jeans, t-shirt, worker’s vest (low key), hat, good boots but 2nd hand.
Threw the tower on the mover’s dolly with a couple other things, stacked very slightly precariously but not likely to fall, walked over to the stairs leading down, and started going down to the way out, which I knew had a security guard on it.
As soon as I saw him see me I stumbled and yelled out. He came running over and helped stabilize everything. Helped me down the stairs. Held the door open for me and told me to “have a nice day” as I left. Never asked for my badge or even where I was going with the stuff.
Act like you know what you’re doing. Look like you belong. Be confident.
That’s 75% of it right there.
That is some Moist Von Lipwig bullshit right there and I am fucking delighted.
No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that is a complete falsehood. You should be embarrassed and ashamed, honestly.
This is a ghost heart. What they’ve done is taken a pig heart and stripped it down to, basically, a cell framework that they can use to BUILD A NEW HEART UPON. You could inject stem cells into this framework so that a newly formed personalized heart can be transplanted into a donor with a significantly reduced chance of rejection. FUCKING AMAZING. It’s not been done with human tissue yet, but the promise this given to people who need hearts – or kidneys or livers or whatever – is beautiful. Science is beautiful.
And it’s IMPERATIVE to mention that a woman, Doris Taylor, at the Texas Heart Institute developed this. And she started with a rat heart and worked up to he bigger, more complex (and more human) pig heart. What a total bad ass.
So look, quit making shit up, learn to do a reverse image search on stuff you find on the internet, and STOP ERASING WOMEN IN SCIENCE.
Reblogging for:
The corrected information
WOMEN IN SCIENCE
The fact that rejection rate would be LESS which is VITAL
Reblog for science communication
To be honest ghost heart sounds way more badass then a drained heart
If you drain a heart, it’s just kinda pinkish and muscle-colored.