YALL HEARD OF GULF SIGNAL BLENNIES? COS LOOK AT EM THIS LIL MAN’S A SUPERVILLAIN

graynge:

Broody scream.

angry dragon defends her nest cave

siriusdraws:

one floor down, solas is making retching noises

iron bull // dorian // cullen

glumshoe:

My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness.

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

Child: “I guess not… sorry…”

Sometimes I’d work with teenagers and facilitate activities like giant swing or zipline, which involve full-body harnesses that get Wildly Uncomfortable in the crotch areas. The younger kids didn’t mind it, but those burdened by more of the wonderful gifts of puberty had some things to complain about.

And complain they would! I think 15 year old boys are contractually obligated to shout “THIS HURTS MY BALLS!” at the top of their lungs every time they’re in a harness. To combat this, I’d warn them about the pain ahead of time and tell them that if they need to come down, I’ll help them down immediately. “However, I don’t get paid enough to listen to teenagers scream about their genitals for an hour. If you have to scream, we’re gonna call them ‘your honor’, okay?”

Teenagers screaming “OH NO! MY HONOR!” while swinging through the canopy? Hilarious.

advisortotheadvisor:

That one vine where the dad’s playing the trombone and the son’s slamming the oven door except it’s with hopper and eleven

Reaver!!! Big boy!! Big boy!!!

Big sweet boy!!!

succwave:

I am so sorry to bring this up but do u guys remember sensitive medic hands 👀👀👀👌👌💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥™

I’m open for commissions, hmu!

adinaascending:

Well this is awkward

cptsdcarlosdevil:

everyone: why are recidivism rates so high this is inexplicable
everyone: felons aren’t allowed in public housing
everyone: felons don’t get food stamps because people with criminal records don’t need food
everyone: let’s not hire felons. ever.
everyone: let’s require felons to have jobs as a condition of parole
everyone: what if we just… take 100% of felons’ income for their fines, parole fees, and child support
everyone: felons on parole aren’t allowed to talk to other felons. what do you mean “in this neighborhood most men have a criminal record” I don’t know I can’t read suddenly
everyone: felons can’t vote or serve on juries
everyone: never mind felons can vote but only if you pay hundreds of dollars in fees. this is not a poll tax because of reasons
everyone: WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE COMMITTING CRIMES. IT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE MIND CONTROL PROPERTIES OF SAGGY PANTS

Tripodfish

snowflakeeel:

Hate it | Not my type | it’s ok | Good | Great! | One of my Favorites! | I LOVE IT!!

I highlighted the entire rating system because i still don’t think this thing is real what the fuck kind of cryptid did you send me

im just…… what

why…. he got those ….. sticks……. this boy skipped leg day

so apparently he just sits on the seafloor like that and faces the direction that the current is coming from and just… opens it’s mouth to eat whatever falls in……. honestly ….. mood.