Stupid Decisions Sentence Starters

grab-an-idea:

“No one ever made history by being like everybody else.”

“If plan A doesn’t work the alphabet has 25 other letters.”

“In my defense, I was left unattended.”

“Hey… No need to go in there.”

“I may have let the success go to my head.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed. Make sure you carry a parachute.”

“Well, hello there. You look like a bad decision. Come on over here.”

“You’re the one who left me alone! So technically this is partly your fault.”

“I tried to be good. But I go bored.”

“I left you alone for like Five Minutes!”

“Why am I the only adult in a room full of adults?”

“Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes that reason is your stupid and make bad decisions.”

“Do I even want to know?”

“You’re not listening to a word I’m saying are you?”

“You’re going to do it anyway, aren’t you?”

“I swear some of these rules are only created to try and make sense out of the stupid decisions you made.”

Kia ora from across the ditch! I have a question about cat behavior. Our family cat Missy used to drink water from the fish tank despite there being nice fresh not-fish water out for her. She never touched the fish, so we didn’t worry about it but I was wondering why she did this. Unfortunately we had to put her down a few years ago because she stopped eating, but she was 18 so she had a nice long life. Question tax! Pineapple on pizza?

drferox:

Haha nope. Not inviting the pineapple pizza discourse onto the blog.

Most cats prefer to drink somewhere that isn’t close to both their toileting spot and their food spot. They don’t really like to drink next to where they eat unless they have to, so I suspect that’s why she insisted on spooking your fish.

I suspect some cats also like the taste. I’ve met more than one cat who, if given the choice between an aquarium and a bowl of clean water right next to it, will pick the aquarium. 

Ikea Wants You to Pee on This Ad. If You’re Pregnant, It Will Give You a Discount on a Crib

12drakon:

A better story about advertising.

In order to make the interactive functions of this ad work in reality, we had to make several technical advancements. The pregnancy test strip was used as a starting point, which relies on antibodies that bind to the pregnancy hormone hCG, resulting in a color change. For scaling up of this technique and adopting it to the physical format of a printed ad, Mercene Labs has used their experience in development of surface active materials for microfluidics and medical diagnostics. Careful selection of materials, together with a controlled capillary flow have been crucial for the success of this project. Technical advancements made during the work with this campaign have the potential to improve medical diagnostics.

Ikea Wants You to Pee on This Ad. If You’re Pregnant, It Will Give You a Discount on a Crib

holdyourghost:

naamahdarling:

whitejenna:

naturallyaspirated:

boojiboyfuneralcity350000000dead:

man yells at fish

BEAUTIFUL 💙

I’m on my third watch through and tears are streaming down my face. You must turn the sound on.

*uncontrollable sobbing laughter*

it just keeps getting funnier

The pinnacle is when he points angrily at the fish and doesn’t say anything. You just really FEEL the frustration

Those are grouper. Not sure what kind, but they have big mouths, are solid muscle, and are fairly smart. That guy should probably go spearfish somewhere else, he’s gonna keep losing fish otherwise. 

therealraewest:

Okay but in the new star wars there’s that super serious Rey scene when she goes to the basement but I can never focus on her because of BB-8 in the background very carefully going down one stair at a time like BB-8 ur round please don’t do stairs at dramatic moments

I just want people to know….

pendulum-sonata:

That the aztecs never thought that the Spanish conquerers were gods, there are no registries of any prehispanic gods with blond hair, pale skin or any european trait, the only reason why they were well received was because Moctezuma distrusted them from the beggining and wanted them gone as soon as possible and he thought that by treating them well he would avoid stirring conflict.

The “indigenous people revered them as gods” was Spanish propaganda, so congratulations centuries after people are still falling for it.

Also the only reason they won, besides the diseases they brought with them, was because they deceived the other indigenous tribes under the rule of the Aztec empire into thinking that they would give them their freedom.

Spoiler alert: they lied.