in star wars there are strip-clubs that employ clone lookalikes who do strip-teases in costumes of GAR uniforms and clone trooper armor
reblog this you cowards you know its true
Do you remember the episode of the animated clone wars where one clone found another who had defected and had like a wife and kid and stuff??? What if the strippers at the club are actually clone troopers who defected like that guy did???
this is some quality grade-a shit y’all cowards better step up your game this here friendo is playing to win
Okay but what if Cut started as a stripper before meeting Suu and becoming a farmer.
Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.
Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die
Just imagine if Sirius and Remus had raised Harry, together…
-He reminds them of James and Lily so much, it helps them heal after their loss.
-Tonks being the cool vodka aunt that Remus is not really sure is a good babysitter, but who Sirius trusts fully.
– “Moony he’s turning four years!” “Yeah so what?” “WE. NEED. A. BIG.BIRTHDAY. PARTY. NOW.”
– Sirius turning into a dog to chase sneaking journalists and paparazzis away. Soon no one dares to come near because of the Lupin-Black couple’s crazy dog.
– “Why do we never see mr. Black going out with the dog?” “Oh yeah, he’s… he’s… a little scared by it. He’s scared by so many things…” (If looks could kill, Remus would have been killed by “his dog”)
-Sirius trying to cook without using magic, but failing again and again. Remus and Harry is too kind to point it out, leading to Sirius nearly burning the house down in an attempt to make some fancy food he thinks he is capable of making.
-Molly and Remus giving each other knitting tips (because of course Remus knits)
-Minerva McGonagall being equally horrified and happy by the thought of James Potter’s son raised by Sirius “I invented a spell to turn the whole gryffindor common room pink for three laughs” Black and Remus “I didn’t stop him” Lupin.
-Harry having someone who also lost someone important to them to help him managing the grief when Cedric gets killed.
-Harry being loved and supported by his dads.
-Aaaand most importantly two gay wizards showing up at Vernon Dursley’s doorstep explaining that they want Harry to meet his cousin and aunt and uncle, if that’s possible? And it’s just too much to Vernon who just sits in his chair silent the rest of the day, while Harry and Dudley plays and Petunia exchanging practical advice with Sirius and Remus.
youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up
horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed
if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off
excuse me
The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…
I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers
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