tinymacaroni:

glumshoe:

My superhero OC from high school, but she was based on an octopus – a contortionist and escape artist with a special camouflage suit, paralytic darts, and smoke bombs. She mostly fought corrupt politicians and corporations, because in her day job as a marine biologist, she was frustrated with coverups and dishonesty and ecological destruction. But like, she also punched people, a lot, because superheroes.

She was the best and most gratuitously self-serving character I’ve ever come up with.

can i draw this. do you have more details you remember bc i wanna draw this and i wanna do it right

Sure you can draw her! I guess I imagined her in goggles, but only because I thought superheroes with goggles were hot shit when I was 15 (I was right). I don’t remember how I drew her back then – her color/pattern-changing stealth tech was her main schtick, and she was super flexible. She would have had short hair, either hidden or cut in a nondescript style. I can’t recall if I ever worked suckered arms/tentacles into her design or gave that up as too tacky.

Suckers on arms, like on the regular human arms?

badchristiannightcore:

whoweargoldintheirhair:

PSA: COUGH MEDICINE + SSRI ANTIDEPRESSANTS CAN KILL YOU.

I am apparently very very lucky that I had a low dose of both. Google tells me that what I had on Saturday was serotonin syndrome and it can apparently kill you.

The culprit is dextromethorphan, which is a cough suppressant and is probably in most cold medicines.

Feel free to reblog this because my psychiatrist didn’t warn me and the label on the cough medicine had nothing about this.

if you’re ever worried about possible drug interactions with otc medications/alcohol you can always use https://www.drugs.com/drug_interactions.html this site if you cant get ahold of your doctor

BYYYYE with my asthma I practically live on cough medicines!!!! And I NEVER knew.

Commentary added for clarity:

The risk of serotonin syndrome is very small. If you are on antidepressants, you should remain on antidepressants. This is not “YOUR MEDS WILL KILL YOU”, this is “be aware of drug interactions, even with seemingly harmless things like cough medicine, and maybe don’t take cough medicine while on antidepressants without asking your doctor”.

This is one of the pest roaches that’s in my domino roach enclosure. They’re pretty bold, but have their limits. No roaches were harmed in the making of this video, but one was severely unnerved. Yes, that’s a goat skull.

Subtitles and description below the cut.

*a wingless roach is seen sitting on leaf litter, chewing on something. The camera appears to be only a few inches away, behind a pane of glass.*

*camera zooms out, showing more leaf litter nearby and a goat skull next to the roach.*

“Let’s see if I can open the door.”

*terrarium door is unlatched and opened, then camera zooms in again. Roach’s antennae, formerly waving, stop moving.*

“He’s noticed.”

*a finger reaches for the roach, which responds by scuttling away to hide, making a comically loud scuttling noise due to being on leaf litter*

*cackling is heard*

rrueplumet:

not that i’d actually wanna live in a different time period, thanks very much, but also lately im vibing the idea of being born hundreds years ago when an army trudges through my city and kills all my loved ones and i must assume a male disguise in order to seek revenge in this male-dominated society so i cut my hair short and slick it back and join the army and learn how to use a big heavy broadsword and i soon have a reputation as a great swordsman which is only overpowered by my reputation as a great lover despite the fact i never take all my clothes off but i still manage to get all the women and the other guys in my regiment can’t figure out how i’m so good with them but i just gotta shrug and play up the ladies man thing until one day i meet a princess of the blood and im charged with protecting her on a journey out of the capital but we get separated from the rest of the regiment and i start developing feelings for her because she’s spunky but i know It Can Never Be for a number of reasons and then one night she catches me bathing in the moonlight and i instinctively draw my sword because No One Can Know My Womanly Secret but also she’s the princess and also also now i’m in love with her so i simply hand the sword over but she throws it aside with a clatter and throws herself at me and we make love by the lakeside and the next day i put on my soldiers gear and we keep moving wondering what the future will hold when the enemy horde comes upon us and i defend her but am outnumbered when suddenly our separated guards catch up and we fight the invaders and i kill the man who slaughtered my family because he is conveniently part of this regiment and we’re all happy for our victory but i still look sadly at the princess because It Can Still Never Be and i must take her to the capital to meet her betrothed and we kiss and make love sadly in a tent one last time but then we finally reach the city it turns out her fiance is a huge Gay too and has a huge entourage of gays following him around and brushing lint out of his fur coats and he hires me to be the queen’s bodyguard wink wink nudge nudge and i meet her nightly using a secret passageway under the castle and also i get a really cool new sword and history doesnt remember me as anything more than a friend to the queen until centuries later when a bunch of love letters are found in a secret compartment under the castle by a lesbian librarian who was researching the local history and she falls in love with the lady castle tour guide as they bond over an interest in our love story the end

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

nitrostreak:

wart-speed-ahead:

Sea apple feeding, time lapse

It’s like a fucking deep sea sarlacc pit…

Me licking the cheese powder from my grubby mits after devouring a bag of doritos

This is a kind of sea cucumber. It feeds by waving its sticky arms in the current until plankton sticks to them, then it stuffs its arm into its mouth to remove the plankton. They’re not clever things.

marzipanandminutiae:

angelicrying:

relijion:

A naked Spanish men throws flower petals at the picture of the Birth of Venus by Botticelli

mood

this is the most Renaissance thing

so like I said, I’m pansexual. and my favorite reptile type is the rain dessert frog

shrineart:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

salazar-slytherin-8867:

icantthink-ofagoodname:

wolfells:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

special-lil-racoon:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

aesacia:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

assorted-fandom-things:

assorted-fandom-things:

spiritofthehero16:

mentallyfiveyearsold:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

kingoflizards:

theres-cat-hair-in-my-tea:

trashfirefallon:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

aropan, poisonous salamanders

Reblog w/ your Queer Reptile-Amphibian Alignment

Bisexual and I love all toads

Bisexual, all snakes are amazing

Transgender and I love the snakes.

hella valid

Bi and Id die for a turtle

@knight-of-trash

panromantic gay and uhhhhh i like dogs

Oh shit this post is reptiles i change my answer to red-eared turtles

good catch

ace and dragons

i’ll accept it

i’m aroace and and i love axolotls.

excellent choice

bi af and i love me some good ol chameleons

most respectable

pan and I love some good ol snakes

Bi ace and dragons of course (since that seems to be acceptable)

Bi (kinda pan I guess) demi (I might be ace I’m not sure okay?) turtles. Any turtles. I love turtles.

hella valid! self-discovery is a process and i am proud you are comfortable in your love of all turtles

Panromantic demisexual and salamanders and geckos are the shit