chickenkeeping:

the best advice i can give someone who is considering getting pet chickens:

Don’t get the feed store egg layers. Don’t get the breeds that lay “an egg a day.” Don’t get the production reds or barred rocks. Spare yourself the pain of watching your hens lay until they die from reproductive cancer, or egg peritonitis, or any of the numerous other diseases common with high egg production breeds. They are not healthy long term. The less eggs a hen lays, the better. 

PSA

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

misangremellama:

misangremellama:

selfcarereminders:

nanoboostedpharah:

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

here is what it looks like installed:

you can read more about it here, and here– this excerpt sums up what information Hum will send: 

“a car’s owner will be able to get notified on their phone when the vehicle leaves a pre-determined area or drives faster than a set speed… [Hum] will enable location tracking and a driving log, which measures travel times, engine idle times, and average speeds.” 

People in abusive relationships, please check your cars.

DO NOT TRY TO UNPLUG IT BY YOURSELF!

motherfucking signal boosting.

ilovemygaydad:

ireblogstuff-andineedalife:

starlight-sanders:

thehighwaysbrokenheroes:

zerofarad:

cosplayer-m:

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

DON’T FORGET THE QUIRKY AND FUNNY IMMORTAL VILLAIN SQUAD LED BY DICK VAN DYKE

OR THE EASTER ISLAND HEAD THAT LOVED BUBBLEGUM (or, as he called it, gum-gum)

OR THE FACT THAT THEIR HISTORICALLY-ACCURATE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH

Ok that’s a pretty good pitch.

Night at the Museum is seriously one of the most underappreciated movie franchises – and one of my favourites. A a giant history and film nerd, it was so refreshing to see such ACCURATE portrayals, without losing any of the huomor or the heart. I love it 

It’s also just so damn funny

DUM DUM WANT GUM GUM!

Hi you also forgot to mention how fucking gay the cowboy and roman are like even my unknowingly gay 10 y/o self could tell

One’s a cowboy and the other’s a Roman, of course they’re gay.