Here’s a cat with less severe brachycelaphy than the one below. Probably a functional cat! Still not the best skull design, but workable. Definitely cute. Very round.
i saw this on Instagram so now you have to as well
This cat doesn’t look like a cat, it looks like a strange puppet???
That is a cat with extreme brachycelaphy. Bred for an extreme of the smushed face, to the point where it can no longer breathe properly, experiences extreme pressure in its skull, and is going to be very prone to things like a drastic underbite and dangerously bulging eyes. Like pugs. It’s definitely real, the way it moves at the end, but it’s extraordinarily messed up by selective breeding. Poor thing.
minibots making social media posts that are selfies of them posing with the spike of a far larger partner, kinda doing that v-for-pussy gesture with one servo, glossa out and winglets perked, potentially miming sucking an overly large dick with their other servo.
It turns into a Thing, and then branches off in two directions.
Direction one, posing with things that are dick-shaped but are not dicks, in increasingly implausible sizes, all the way up to buildings, acting perfectly seriously as if one is going to fuck that.
Direction two, editing metaphorical dicks into said photos. Mostly people’s bosses. Essentially, you are referring to that person as an obscenely oversized dick.
Then it kinda spills over into real life. Cue a spate of minibots posing either with various dick-shaped objects, or behind metaphorically dick-shaped folks.
Now, if you pose in FRONT of someone, it implies that you are about to get dick from someone, rather than referring to them as one.
There’s a SFW-ish version that’s posing with someone’s crotch panel instead of their actual spike.
Additionally:
Symbiote meme, pretend something that is not one’s dock is one’s dock.
“oh boy, I can’t wait to plug in and be nice and warm and energized” and faceplant into a nook in the wall.
completely straightfaced transform oneself into cassette form and slide into a crack in the sidewalk.
“I’m tired of this I’m going home” and stuff urself into the nearest gap.
bonus points: any of the above done, then the camera pans over to a slightly bemused-looking actual host, zooming in on their ACTUAL DOCK
minibots making social media posts that are selfies of them posing with the spike of a far larger partner, kinda doing that v-for-pussy gesture with one servo, glossa out and winglets perked, potentially miming sucking an overly large dick with their other servo.
It turns into a Thing, and then branches off in two directions.
Direction one, posing with things that are dick-shaped but are not dicks, in increasingly implausible sizes, all the way up to buildings, acting perfectly seriously as if one is going to fuck that.
Direction two, editing metaphorical dicks into said photos. Mostly people’s bosses. Essentially, you are referring to that person as an obscenely oversized dick.
Then it kinda spills over into real life. Cue a spate of minibots posing either with various dick-shaped objects, or behind metaphorically dick-shaped folks.
Now, if you pose in FRONT of someone, it implies that you are about to get dick from someone, rather than referring to them as one.
There’s a SFW-ish version that’s posing with someone’s crotch panel instead of their actual spike.
Favorite image of the day: A photo taken by Brett Cizek of a common merganser with a massive brood of over 50 ducklings trailing after her. Biologists guess that she picked up at least a couple dozen who got separated from their mother, and maybe a few more pre-hatching since ducks often lay a couple eggs in other ducks’ nests as a way of not…er…putting all their eggs in one basket. So big broods are not uncommon, but this is definitely larger than usual.
Apparently since this photo was taken, she’s picked up another two dozen and is now wandering around Bemidji, MN, with over 70 ducklings in tow.
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