humaine awake me with sneeze (rude)
solutione: loaf upon the humaine chest
if humaine cannot breathe, humaine cannot sneeze
emergeoncy, plan backfired in way im could not possibly have predicted , humaine sneeze directly upon me. worst
Note to self: check where post is coming from
Megafauna Europa by Julie Dillon
If it fits it sits
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
#onlyingotham would you see nightwing, red hood, red robin, and robin playing frogger on traffic. what are these people??????
Warning: do not use this product!
There is a new up and coming product called Trans Tape which is used to bind your chest with. This is the same as KT tape and is EXTREMELY dangerous. This product is not meant to bind, not meant to be used for long periods of time, and not meant to be used for multiple days. You can get rashes, infections, abrasions, open wounds, skin deformities, and much more. All of those consequences can also lead to you never being able to get top surgery. DO NOT USE.
-jessi
Warning: do not use this product!
There is a new up and coming product called Trans Tape which is used to bind your chest with. This is the same as KT tape and is EXTREMELY dangerous. This product is not meant to bind, not meant to be used for long periods of time, and not meant to be used for multiple days. You can get rashes, infections, abrasions, open wounds, skin deformities, and much more. All of those consequences can also lead to you never being able to get top surgery. DO NOT USE.
-jessi
The laugh was what sold me

olt:
The square seahorse tail
Australia, what the fuck.
every time I think I understand our native birds I am mistaken
@argumate explain your damn country.
walk into the scrub like what up
dinosaurs
That’s not an Australia thing, that’s a bird thing. Birds are their own separate category of strange.