glumshoe:

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captainlordauditor:

glumshoe:

Here are the close-captioned versions of my Sam and Mac: detective partners videos, condensed into one post.

Investigating a crime scene:

Bonding during a stakeout:

is the lawful neutral video also part of this series?

Oh, shit, it sure is!!!

Sam interrogates a suspect with his previous partner who is apparently also Sam:

Sam and Mac explore their vices:

Old friends and new gay identities:

Double Identity – our gumshoes face a challenge unique to the particular canon of their universe:

Mac forgets his place in the comedy duo and thinks he can start making jokes now.

good old-fashioned good cop/weird cop interrogation dynamics (featuring a joke borrowed from tumblr user scumfuckus):

content warning for an (unfired) plastic gun:

seananmcguire:

nokeek:

Dorothy just wanted something that she could believe in,
A gray dustbowl girl in a life she was better off leavin’.
She made her escape, went from gray into green,
And she could have got clear, and she could have got clean,
But she chose to be good and go back to the gray Kansas sky
Where color’s a fable and freedom’s a fairy tale lie.

Alice got lost, and I guess that we really can’t blame her;
They say she got tangled and tied in the lies that became her.
They say she went mad, and she never complained,
For there’s peace of a kind in a life unconstrained.
She gives Cheshire kisses, she’s easy with white rabbit smiles,
And she’ll never be free, but she’s won herself safe for a while.

Susan and Lucy were queens, and they ruled well and proudly.
They honored their land and their lord, rang the bells long and loudly.
They never once asked to return to their lives
To be children and chattel and mothers and wives,
But the land cast them out in a lesson that only one learned;
And one queen said ‘I am not a toy’, and she never returned.

Mandy’s a pirate, and Mia weaves silk shrouds for faeries,
And Deborah will pour you red wine pressed from sweet poisoned berries.
Kate poses riddles and Mary plays tricks,
While Kaia builds towers from brambles and sticks,
And the rules that we live by are simple and clear:
Be wicked and lovely and don’t live in fear

       Dorothy, Alice and Wendy and Jane,
       Susan and Lucy, we’re calling your names,
       All the Lost Girls who came out of the rain
       And chose to go back on the shelf.
       Tinker Bell says, and I find I agree
       You have to break rules if you want to break free.
       So do as you like 

we’re determined to be
       Wicked girls saving ourselves.

For we will be wicked and we will be fair
And they’ll call us such names, and we really won’t care,
So go, tell your Wendys, your Susans, your Janes,
There’s a place they can go if they’re tired of chains,
And our roads may be golden, or broken, or lost,
But we’ll walk on them willingly, knowing the cost 

We won’t take our place on the shelves.
It’s better to fly and it’s better to die
Say the wicked girls saving ourselves.

(Seanan McGuire)

This is breathtaking.

misscherrylikesthediscourse:

Giving homeless people MONEY instead of FOOD can save their lives this winter, shelters cost money, being able to sit in McDonald’s and nurse a coke for a couple hours to warm up costs money, often accessing public toilets (whether it’s to use them, wash up or just to be out of the wind) costs money. 

Just give homeless people cash, just do it, no excuses, no whining about “enabling their drug habits”, if you have money to spare, give it and possibly save someone from literally freezing to death. 

Also, going cold turkey off a lot of drugs WILL kill you, or at least bring you very close to it. I’m not saying that everyone who’s homeless is on drugs, but I am saying that if someone is on drugs, they kinda need to stay that way if they don’t have the medical support and circumstances necessary to not die of withdrawal. 

theorangedeath:

-When I told the army doctor that sometimes my period pains make me unable to function for days, he didn’t even write that down.
-When I told my dad “don’t touch me, I’m in pain” he backed down for a moment until my mom told him “she’s on her period”. Then he just laughed.
-When I told my teacher before a big test that I was unable to do it because I was in extreme pain and could barely move at all, she said I was making up excuses and that it wasn’t a real reason not to do the test. 
-Wenever I tell someone about how different I feel during my period emotionally they say I’m just “making up drama”. 

We need to start treating people on their periods like actual human beings in pain. 

-The fact that it occurs monthly doesn’t make the pain less real. It should be treated seriously and with respect.
-The fact that the hormones effect the emotions doesn’t make your sadness less painful or the anger less valid or that terrible feeling of being lost less terrifying. Guess what? Hormones affect everyone. Feelings aren’t always rational. It should be also treated seriously and with respect.

Please stop mocking people with periods. Please stop dismissing us. Please stop violating our boundries. Please respect people with periods. 

Also, hey, 

IF YOUR PERIOD IS SIGNIFICANTLY PAINFUL, SOMETHING IS MEDICALLY WRONG. It isn’t supposed to hurt that much. Find a doctor who takes you seriously about it.

The reason Tumblr vanished from the App Store: Child pornography that slipped through the filters

andrewhussiespisskink:

gun-flame:

………….we knew this shit was an issue that staff has been ignoring for ages but it finally came to bite them in the ass

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hey general psa that in the notes theres a bunch of really stupid misinformation bullshit (as i should have expected) abt how this is a fandom thing, about fanart/fanfiction, and i would just like to clarify for as many people as i can that this is not a fandom thing at all, it is an issue targeting IRL minors. 

minors have been running “sex work” blogs, selling private snapchats, et cetera, using tumblr as their platforms. there are also adult rings of CP (photographs and videos of IRL minors) distributors on tumblr that have managed to slip by filters. this is the issue being looked into by law enforcement, this is the issue being pursued by tumblr, and it is the reason the purge is being done so hastily and messily (protection of minors being sexually trafficked is generally more important than avoiding Jane Doe #193′s doctor who blog being nuked by accident). reporting fandom blogs to tumblr for written content and fanart is only going to confuse the matter further and make it more likely that minors will be put at greater risk (if fake reports come in massive quantities and drown out the real reports or make alarm fatigue likely).

please don’t spread misinformation y’all!

The reason Tumblr vanished from the App Store: Child pornography that slipped through the filters

unregistered-hypercam2:

moonlandingwasfaked:

ruby-white-rabbit:

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roachpatrol:

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms

Why are this person’s slippers fighting

Look at these grunting toasted marshmallows

little sausages

fave part of this video is full size fountain/waterfall this guy has installed in the livingroom