A New Mexico spadefoot toad [Spea multiplicata] looking like he forgot to turn in his thesis on how to dig a big hole for sitting in. Photographed in Arizona by Kevin Messenger.
Longrange, practically glowing and somehow expressing emojis with body language: I was so lucky to be born into such an easy life under a kind Lord ☀<3☀
Sharpshot, so pissed his armor is nearly on edge: nO
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Random person: somehow makes commanding gesture and noise without noticing
Longrange: transforms and drapes over them
Random person: ???
Longrange: yes hello I am here point me at things
Sharpshot, emerging from the vents specifically for this: NO
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Longrange, showering: *meticulously polishes visible plating but ignores underneath*
Sharpshot: unacceptable, hold still, I can do better
Longrange: *proceeds to get a notable percentage lighter from removed grime*
Sharpshot: UNACCEPTABLE
Longrange: ?????
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Sharpshot: *is outraged on Longrange's behalf*
Longrange: ?????????
I actually just heard about this on the radio; the Michael Berry Show on WRNO 99.5. The hospital was trying to harvest his organs, and declared him dead. His father barricaded the door, and held an entire swat team at bay, until his son squeezed his hand, awake from a forced coma.
It gets better…
The swat team brought their own doctors who, after finally securing the room, started to check the kid. Turns out, the kid was fine, after waking up from the coma.
It gets better…
After the swat team doctors checked out the kid, there was a nurse who came in to “check” on the kid. The swat doctors asked to see her orders. Turns out she didn’t have any. What she did have was a 50cc syringe in her pocket, full of a powerful sedative. 5cc’s were enough to put someone in a deep coma. There were 50cc’s in the syringe, more than enough to euthanize the kid.
It gets better…
Swat doctors took her into custody. She refused to talk. They got a warrant and started checking into the deaths happening at the hospital. Turns out, there were a great many “quick decisions” made by hospital staff, for patients to be put into medically induced comas, from which they never woke up. All of which were finalized with organ transplants. Organ transplants which the families of the deceased did not know about.
TL:DR The hospital was euthanizing patients after illegally putting them into medical comas, then harvesting their organs.
Yeah, the story after that original post is fake. If you actually click through, the picture is of a father and his bearded adult son.
They said that the father felt like the doctors were “moving too fast” and that an organ procurement group had been contacted. Nothing about a nurse, a syringe, or an uncovered scheme.
Because every color is a different wavelength, it’s possible to have a lens focused in such a way that only one color at a time is clear and others are blurry.
So it seems that the eyes of cephalopods rapidly “sweep” across every possible level of focus. It might all look like different shades of grey to them, but in just an instant, their powerful brain registers exactly which shades of grey come clear at exactly which levels of focus and tells the skin which chromatophores to switch on and off to match that shade as close as possible. *focusfocusfocusfocusblurblurblurblurblurblur* I don’t know what these other assholes are seeing but THESE greys in THIS situation sure seem to confuse them”
there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.
like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything
“If I had left [animal] at [shitty petstore] they would have died.”
So leave them.
Buying animals from horrible people just puts money in the pockets of animal abusers and dooms another animal to life in the exact same conditions. Congratulations, you saved an animal that probably won’t survive. But you’ve also ensured a string of other animals will now suffer and die in it’s place, you’ve created demand and supported a terrible business all in one fell swoop.
It’s a hard thing to accept, but your misplaced kindness is killing a lot more than it saves.
Sad, but true. All my rescues were free but 1 and I should have fought harder to get him free.
I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.
She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors.
“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form.
“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness.
(And he did 101 gay weddings because he was trying to compare the Attorney General against marriage equality to Cruella DeVille, like, 101 dalmations.)
THE TRUE UNPROBLEMATIC FAVE
Come to think of it I never actually found a single reason to dislike him. To my knowledge he’s just a goofball who likes food.
Okay, so as far as I can tell, the whole thing people kinda roll their eyes about is Guy Fierei’s whole presentation. He’s loud and he’s got the bleached hair and he kinda seems like the annoying frat bro chanting “Shots!” at a party.
But.
Dude’s biggest show on TV is one where he drives around and highlights tiny restaurants that make good food. (And they do- I found my favorite pizza place in town because it was on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.) And they’re all little places, usually run by family or something, making food they love. So he’s doing an amazingly awesome thing for these small restaurants, driving a lot of business to them. I found this article that’s talking about how places see a definite bump in sales, and they can even tell when a repeat airs, because they’ll still get emails and stuff.
And there’s the fact that every time he goes out to film an episode, he invites a kid along from the Make-a-Wish foundation– actually, he invites their whole family, so no one feels left out. Apparently, that happens on all his shows, which is pretty amazing. Again, this is because of his sister- she was diagnosed with cancer as a kid, and beat it, though she died of melanoma a few years ago. So because he went through that as a kid, he does a lot to help out families who are dealing with that sort of thing. It’s pretty awesome.
I admit it, I’ve made fun of him before, because he does have that whole attitude that kinda grates. But when you put that aside, he’s a dude who’s enjoying himself, helping out a lot of people, and talking a lot about food he thinks is delicious. So good for him. There’s worse things in the world.
I have always and will always love guy. he’s such a big goof…what’s not to love…
Y’all Guy is wonderful. He got his start on Next Food Network Star and I remember that season very vividly. I saw it as a kid. He just wants people to have fun while they eat. That’s literally his only goal. There was a challenge where they had to make cupcakes for 5 year olds and everyone made these boring ass cupcakes like ‘Oh they’re decorated like the 4 seasons see its educational’ and they were criminally dull. The only thing that was changed was the frosting. And Guy comes up and starts making all these crazily shaped sushi cupcakes. Like cutting them into goofy shapes, making them bite sized, modeling them after dragons and stuff, it was so cool and the kids were EXCITED. He gets what makes thing fun on a fundamental, basic level. He’s not a douchebag frat boy. He’s that crazy uncle you were always excited to see at family gatherings.
Go watch Guy’s Grocery Games. Its on Hulu. He’s so goofy and fun and he’s just as excited for the winners as the winners themselves. The show really makes me happy to watch.
Y’all I joke on Guy Fieri but he geninely is an amazing motherfucker.
I’ve always loved his energy, tbh. This just makes me love him even more.
He’s like if a laborador retriever had a flame-patterned bandanna.
Their name is Longrange, I think, but they’ll also respond to a commanding tongue-click and a gesture in their direction.
They’re a minibot, and their alt is a long-range telescope. Anyone looking through their alt can see anything on the planet that’s not blocked from view by obstacles or the curvature of the planet, and have a good look at most nearby celestial bodies. They can also shift lenses around on command, or their operator can manually shift lenses, to enable clear viewing of closer objects.
Their alt also includes a sort of stand. Their legs shift into a brace/stand meant to be hooked over a wearer’s shoulder, heavily padded to ensure they don’t leave any marks on paint, and their arms shift into a gripping structure to latch onto someone’s forearm. They can modify the stand and gripping structures to clamp onto a railing or other support structure instead of a user.
In alt, they can see what their user is seeing, and can adjust themselves accordingly. In root mode, most of their lenses end up stacked against each other, separated by layers of padding, tucked almost around the sides of their spark chamber just on either side of their spinal strut.
Their root mode is tall and graceful, as minibots go. Their plating is a soft, dignified silver, traced with intricate engravings inlaid with a whiter shade, and there are hints of blue visible around the edges of their plating where the cabling underneath is visible. Their optics are bright blue, and their faceplates are patterned in shades of silver and white, partly to hide the seam down their face. When they transform, their entire face splits apart down the center to let their helm tuck down further out of the way, and if someone looks closely they can see the seam it splits along. They tend to hide this with their arms while transforming, it’s more than a little grotesque.
They were born of a fairly repugnant practice among nobles. More common with data-birds, like Tempo, but among other small and often-used-as-decorative service-class mechs. The idea is to essentially breed two noble-’pets’ as if they’re show pigeons, but without anyone having to spend time caring for a carrying mech or dealing with potential spark bonds. Genetic samples are taken from the mechs in question and combined, and the result is grown in a lab until adulthood, sort of a cross between cloning and cold-forging. Sometimes the mechs in question are tweaked during growth for particular details. In Longrange’s case, their genetics were changed to carve the patterns into their plating, ensure that their nanites would keep the less-than-practical engravings for decorative purposes, and better hide the seam down their faceplates.
They see nothing wrong with this. That’s what upsets Sharpshot so much. Longrange sees nothing wrong with them having been used as a tool, as a decoration, led around as if on an invisible leash by their Lord and passed around for use by anyone their Lord decides should be allowed to use them. That’s just how it is. Their job isn’t hard, they’ve been used as a tool their entire life, first by their Lord and then by Autobot commanders, and there’s no reason, in their mind, that they should need to choose. It’s just how things are.
Also, in a bid to keep their plating as spotless as possible and pull them away from any potential relationships, their former ‘employer’ convinced them that they shouldn’t interface with anyone because it risks damaging their lenses. This is not true. Despite the cosmetic changes, their frame structure is the same as if they’d been naturally born, which includes allowances for safely interfacing and overloading. The padding around their lenses provides insulation. They do not know this.