a-mothers-wings:

criminarchy:

criminarchy:

ambulon-got-what-he-deserved:

ambulon-got-what-he-deserved:

ambulon-got-what-he-deserved:

I’m trying to at least get a start on this fic but it’s just

Perceptor: sass sass

First Aid: sass sass (but medically prescribed)

Perceptor: what gives you the right to give a shit about my health???

First Aid: well Percy I didn’t paint these medic symbols on my chassis because it was trendy

Perceptor: *treating the shuttle steering like a stress ball until his fingers dent it and then screams about it*

First Aid: truly the pinnacle of neurotypical behavior

First Aid: did it ever occur to you that it’s possible that I’m right?

Perceptor: shut up baby-ratchet

I never wrote this and probably never will but this is still the funniest chain I’ve posted I’m wheezing.

@doyourequirefirstaid

alienroyal:

youjumpijumpp:

thefeatherofhope:

thememacat:

this-is-life-actually:

And two popular brands that promised SPF 50 were actually only SPF 8.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

This could mean the difference between staying healthy and getting cancer for a lot of people. Damn!

This is important for many with autoimmune diseases because most of the medicine – in addition to the diseases themselves- cause severe photosensitivity.

@bits-in-peaces

the trader joes one is only 5.99 also!

[Video: about 40 seconds of a small black-and-white cat playing with and batting at a necklace chain as it’s dangled over her.]

This is Capri, affectionately known as the Gremlin. She’s high-strung and bites you if she’s lying on your arm and you move too much, but I love her.

halespecterwinchester:

greaseonmymouth:

just-shower-thoughts:

My ability to proofread increases by 1000% after I hit “Submit”.

this is often because when you’ve submitted something (like fanfiction to ao3) it will be in a different font, size and framing than in your word processor. The text will look different in the new environment so your brain stops skipping what looks familiar (like a typo that has been there since the beginning).

So, tip: revise your work in a different font and size. I guarantee you’ll catch more typos and mistakes than otherwise.

For all my writers (ones I follow and the ones that thankfully follow me)

greedyagain:

taysweetbae:

phantoms-lair:

occupyvenus:

sexylibrarian1:

anxiousnerd:

flyme-toneverland:

submissivefeminist:

vittyyluvscookies:

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

Y’all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

And then we have the fun game “so I know I have endometriosis, is this it flaring up or do I have something else going on now?” 

Followed shortly by “so how much good would it do if I went out in a public space and yelled about how cramps aren’t supposed to hurt much? Would people actually learn things or would I just seem like some weirdo yelling stuff? How many times can I say ‘uterus’ in said hypothetical yelling before it becomes Weird and Gross by weird society standards?”