tfw you’re bisexual and admiring pretty girls but then you remember you’re also attracted to men and you’re like “that’s cool too” because men are fine as hell and there’s nothing wrong with your attraction to them
And with that comment that feels semi-deep but is probably not being brained correctly because it’s 3am, I am going to bed.
Prettier watches can be much easier to read, lamps are part of house decor and should preferably look nice, muscle is very useful in certain situations, a good bottle can make people excited for the drink inside, and apple juice tastes better out of fancy glasses. Also, the person is more important than the outfit, but a good outfit certainly doesn’t hurt.
Substance is vital, but style, especially in objects meant to be enjoyed, is not nothing. Sometimes it’s the icing on the cake.
you’re telling me, if left unharmed, lobsters survive the ravages of time and gain progressively more fuck power as it goes on
Literally the only reason they are so small is overfishing and we are eating them essentially as toddlers. This is how big they are suppose to be.
Humans have bigger brains and the ability to walk upright; lobsters get to live forever.
Seems fair.
This is how Ebirah, Horror of the Deep came to be
He went uneaten for so long he grew large and powerful enough to battle Godzilla, which is the true goal of every lobster 😀
Immortal eldritch beasts. *considers starting a cult*
Ooooooooo
How does one go about joining your Lobster Cult
Sacrifice lots and lots of plaid things… The gay plaid lobster shall reign supreme!!
< CHANTS OMINOUSLY
They’re gonna be real mad when they realize we’ve been eating their toddlers
Lobsters do eventually die of natural causes, but only when they grow so big that their bodies can no longer support their own mass. They also grow at varying speeds depending on the amount of food available. You could keep a lobster alive and healthy for probably several hundred years if you carefully moderated its food intake for its whole life- enough to keep it fed and growing without it growing at maximum speed.
We were in the woods and a huge storm was blowing in and I was like once we hear thunder I’m going in and everyone started asking me if I’m afraid of storms and I was like I just don’t like to be out during them and they were like “on a scale of one to ten how afraid are you of thunder though” and I was like ??? “Let me be clear: I don’t have a childhood fear of thunder. I have the adult fear of my mortality and what lighting has to say about it.”
Timing of the consequence is critical for a dog, or cat to learn an association.
Eat something, then get taken to a vet clinic to be made to vomit? Vet clinic is bad.
Eat something and feel weird hours and hours later? Why would it be the food?
Chew something and get yelled at by humans? Humans don’t like that.
Swallow an entire sock? Sick the next day? Surgery at vet clinic the next day and now finally home? What the hell? Oh, hey, look a tasty sock!
A large part of this lack of learning is that the consequences are not timed ideally for the animal to learn. Another part of it is that by selecting for domesticated traits, we’ve also selected for our domestic pets to be more more juvenile than their wild counterparts, but also to default to humans for more of their problemsolving.
You can’t really blame them for investigating the world, nor can you expect a dog or cat to think like a human when reasoning their way through the world.
I’d imagine it doesn’t help that wild canids and felids run into fewer things that are dangerous to eat. There are no chocolates and power cables in the wild.
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