thebreeshow:

Please help this cockatoo!

https://www.gofundme.com/5q69u7

Recently my friend and her family had gone to a swap meet and found this poor, sick, decrepit bird. When she finally got a hold of the owner, he’s asking for $1500 JUST for the bird. Which is ridiculous, especially for a bird in this condition! Her family is dying to get it out of the sad home he’s living in and in with them so it can be properly taken care of and appreciated.  Please please please, if you can, please help and donate! Anything helps! 

She’s started a GoFundMe and really wants to reach her goal! This bird has been “up for sale” since August. Please help this baby!

the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

kyraneko:

animateglee:

ohboywonder:

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

As a younger sister who knows this struggle all too well: THIS IS REAL. Pretty sure 70% of my past teachers still think I’m called what my sister is called in fact.

Imagine Fred being called Percy by McGonagall accidentally and then he gets so offended that he refers to her by “Professor [insert any other name but McGonagall” for the rest of the year, costing Gryffindor a considerable amount of points one at a time.

From then on, she vows to just call them all Mr Weasley.

Until Ginny comes along and she calls her Mr Weasley by accident and Ginny “accidentally’ calls her Sir and it starts again.

It’s lightly off-topic but also slightly relevant but I have long cherished this mental image of Professor Snape saying something snappish to Harry in just the wrong tone of voice and Harry absentmindedly, wearily, and completely accidentally responding with, “Yes, Aunt Petunia.”

I can’t afford it. I didn’t pay to have him put up there. My sister did. Do you know any people here who might be able to help?

I think you’re better off asking some pet care blogs, or looking up how to help an abused and timid dog. In the meantime, don’t make him wear his collar. Maybe see if you can get one of those chest harnesses, try to get him used to that instead. 

Basically, go look for an expert. Maybe call a vet (phone calls to vets are free) and see if they have any advice or can point you somewhere.

My dog refuses to wear his collar anymore after I got him back from the boarding I sent him to while I was on vacation… he gets defensive and starts crying. I’m scared. He also gets scared when I go to pet him, and cowers back from his ball. Do you have any idea what happened?

I’d say you need to report that boarding place, because someone clearly did something. 

Next, go and find an expert to help. Not me. Look into dog trainers, good ones, and see if anyone can help you teach him that he doesn’t need to be afraid any more. 

holy-shit-look:

kahtiihma:

lebritanyarmor:

twinkle-pistol:

hundondestiny:

sauvamente:

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

lebritanyarmor:

This is so fucking wack

You guys really just hate any woman using her sexuality to make money. You’ll consume all her media for free but the moment she wants something in return y’all get spiteful and way outta pocket about it. The whole “but Snapchat doesn’t allow adult content!” is fucking weak because I’m sure y’all still posting ass and thirst traps constantly.

I don’t even know how this alone would be an act of tax fraud, you have no idea what income she reports, but the fact that y’all feel SO strongly about this shit that you try to fuck up people’s livelihoods for the laughs is garbage. I hope the next time y’all need any assistance everyone spits in your face.

It’s been awful on Facebook. Men would go and harass women who do sex work. And start posting edgy memes and saying really disgusting shit. And these are the same ones that are like “I respect all women! Why don’t they like me!?” 🙄

the sites that we use to sell our content TAX US . i’ve sent in the tax forms on more than one occasion .

and of course they aren’t out there reporting their weed guy to the irs. it’s pure hatred of women

The incel army CAN’T report you to the IRS even if they wanted to.

I really want Pokemon Snap 2

drferox:

And I want all the pokemon in it. We have the technology. We can do this.

I want larger levels with branching tracks that you can plan ahead of time or switches you can hit by throwing apples or goading pokemon residents to do something to increase the replay value of the levels. Imagine choosing to either go up into the canopy or stay on the ground in a rainforest level, seeing the same environment different ways. A canopy filled with birds and plants, the ground filled with bugs and paras.

I want social pokemon engaging in natural behavior, including mature evolutions interacting with juveniles or territorial displays.

I want to have day and night versions for those levels, with different encounters. Maybe paths that can only be unlocked at night to play through again during the day. Perhaps they change with seasons, so Sawsbuck can be seen in all their glory, or with the phases of the moon influencing the presence of clefairy or ghost pokemon.

(And I really want to see a gengar arise from a clefable shadow)

An abandoned village, because there’s no humans in the Pokemon Snap island, where suburban pokemon like meowth furfrou still make their home and a damn Mr Mime that keeps trying to photobomb your shots.

A tropical beach where shoreline Pokemon can be coaxed up into the sand. Sandygast that can be coaxed to reveal themselves with food or likely prey, exeggcute rolling around between coconuts for camouflage and a suspiciously large palm tree that awakens with the pokeflute to reveal it’s really an aloan exeggutor.

An underwater level with schools of magicarp swimming instead of always just flopping around. Gyarados swimming over the top of you. Spooky kelp forests with a shipwreck where dhelmise, tentacruel, skrelp and dragalge lurk. Colorful reefs with frillish, horsea, clamperl, shellos and others flit around. The open water where Wailords and Lapras breach the surface and you can hear them sing.

I want an eeveelution in every level. And a ditto to find.

And I want a special level that can be unlocked by unearthing Fossils, one just populated by Pokemon of the past: all the fossil pokemon you’ve unlocked, and maybe some relicanth for good measure.

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

When pet owners talk about their pets it’s guaranteed to fall under one of two categories:

  • Rover is the sweetest kindest force in my life, my closest ally, my best friend, the family member who molded me as a person who I would absolutely lay down my life for. Please let me show you photos of this perfection incarnate.
  • Socks is on double secret baby probation now and she’s gated in the living room because she wont stop sneaking out and trying to eat all the towels in the house, like the bastard idiot child she is.

I would like to clarify this is not a “which type of pet owner are you” post. There is no choosing. Pet owners are both of these, all the time, forever. It’s a matter of which one is the conversation topic of the day, and the outcome depends entirely upon how recently their pet tried to eat plastic