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this husky is mad because he wants to take a bath but isn’t allowed to

let my poor baby take his bath

If y’all really knew. If y’all really knew what utter drama queens huskies are this wouldn’t surprise you at all.

This is my life.

Literally my husky is the same way. He’s only a few months and he’ll cry to go back outside after being in the house two seconds.

I once ran out of my house in my pajamas at 2 in the fucking morning because I heard a dog screaming like it had been hit by a car. As I’m pelting towards the road barefoot I see an open garage with two people standing there and a husky in the back of a truck. I slowed down and asked them if that noise had been their dog.

Heavily embarrassed they admitted that it was. The reason for the godawful tortured sound the dog had made?

“We took his running harness off.”

And that was the moment I vowed to never own a husky.

I frequently pet sit for a friend’s husky, who is completely normal and unremarkable for her kind with one crucial exception.

She is dumb as soup.

(You didn’t hear that from me: her owner thinks she’s a genius, bless him.)

Anyway, my dog Tribble thinks Arya the husky is one of her very own adopted babies, so she stays with us fairly often. Reasons I have heard this dog dissolve into a screaming, wailing meltdown include:

  • I followed my buddy up a mildly steep hill and now she’s gone and I can’t figure out how to get down
  • That one cat won’t be friends with me even though all the others will
  • I hopped up on the sofa and the hardwood floor next to it is much more confusing than the laminate I have lived on since I was two months old and I don’t know how to get down
  • I’m mildly bored and my buddy yelled at me when I tried to bite her neck for the zillionth time
  • I want to play with that potted plant but you said I couldn’t
  • I’m overcome with joy because you took me on a walk to the hardware store
  • I want that biscuit but I forgot what sit means and now I’m frustrated
  • I haven’t seen you in two weeks and I forgot you weren’t dead and I’m overjoyed
  • You are not petting me enough
  • You are not petting me at all
  • I got lost four times in five minutes on the off leash trail and now you won’t let me off again for a while
  • There’s a brush and I need it
  • You made eye contact with me and didn’t immediately drop everything to pet me

She’s a very good dog, and she’s a sweet dog who is never offended by anything, but the screaming has singlehandedly ensued I will never, ever, ever own a husky. I like having functioning ears too much.

To be fair, you and your friend may both be right: huskies, like border-collies, are just intelligent enough to develop Exciting Cognitive Neuroses, much like a toddler, which frankly dumber dogs will skip because they don’t actually have quite enough extra cognitive space to think up ways to be utterly fucking ridiculous. 

I kind of suspect this is going on here in part because of the dog being so very specifically upset that the one cat won’t be friends, despite all the other cats being friends, and also the overcome-with-joy bits: you’ll notice they’re very similar to what makes toddlers randomly cry for no reason. 

Where a bulldog doesn’t care about the difference between laminate and hardwood, a husky is just smart enough to get VERY CONCERNED ABOUT HOW THESE ARE SUBTLY DIFFERENT AND POSSIBLY IT MEANS THAT GETTING DOWN WILL BE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE AAAAAUGH! and get hysterically anxious about it. 

“Smarter”, in animals as in humans, does not actually always mean “more sensible.” XD 

I was feeling very lonely this evening and now I’m laughing down to my belly so thank you for this post

Since this is probably too long for the ask box

petcareawareness:

I’m currently away at college and we’re getting our carpet replaced back home, which also includes my bedroom which is where I keep my freshwater aquarium. My tank, it’s stand, and the external canister filter will all have to be moved temporarily (like a couple hours tops) for the new carpet to be put in.

The problem lies in moving the tank itself. My tank holds 36 US gallons, which is a tad over 300 pounds in water alone. Even on the stand, I doubt it can be safely moved, so my dad suggested temporarily draining some of the water, moving the tank in that state, then moving it back and filling it again after the new carpet is installed. In theory it would be like doing a large water change. The thing I’m worried about is the sudden drastic change in water stressing my fish out and killing them. Most of the species I keep are fairly hardy but I’m still concerned about that possibility.

The other idea we had was buying enough clean/aquarium-safe buckets to transfer enough of the water where the tank can be easily/safely moved, then putting the water back in the tank once it’s moved back in after they’re done with the floor. So little to no water is changed.

Not sure how much better this idea would work than the whole “massive water change” idea, if at all, but I’d like some feedback or advice on how to handle this. Wow sorry for the rambling but any help is appreciated ;w;

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@autistic-sariel I’m very sorry, this has apparently been in the inbox for a month and I didn’t realize it. I’m not sure if the issue has already been solved, but if not @connorstomacock may be able to help.

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A massive water change should be OK as long as you add the new water back slowly. 

However, you should NEVER move an aquarium with water in it, that drastically increases the risk of shattering.

Here’s what you do: 
1: catch the fish and put them in buckets of tank water, with airstones if it’s going to be more than an hour
2: place your filter media in a bucket of water so it’s oxygenated
3: drain all the water from the aquarium, minus what’s in the gravel. Keep enough of it back, if possible, so that you’ll still have about 50% of the water.
4: Move everything around. 
5: When the tank is back in place, put the water back. Make sure the water is the same temperature as in the buckets before adding the fish back.
6: Add the new 50% of water pretty slowly, over the course of an hour or so. Longer if the new water coming in is cold. 
7: Replace filter media. 
8: Done!

A near-100% water change should be OK if you can’t get enough buckets, as long as you add the water in slowly so they can acclimate, but 50% is better.

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yurujoeri:

I like the implication that Dracula recognizes Trevor as a Belmont because of how wimpy his punches are.

I like that interpretation more. “Ah yes, this bastard, who’s first instinct upon seeing the world’s most powerful vampire was to punch him in the face. Yes, he’s from that family isn’t he?”

*gets punched in the face*

“There’s only one clan of absolute fucking lunatics in this backwater sty crazy enough to see the avatar of evil and throw a haymaker. Belmont, how’re you doing? How’s the family?”

@goofyzachial

ataricore:

ok so.. apparently there’s a bug going around that it makes you block (or makes it appear that you blocked) your mutuals and that they blocked you in turn. i’m just letting you guys know that if it appears that i blocked you, that is 100% not the case and is just tumblr being funky again.

reblogs are ok and appreciated because holy shit this website is a hellhole

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levanna:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

montalvomike:

“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”

Handicapable.

Just awesome

THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’

He got spanked in the booty by a wet floor sign

“I may not have working legs but I still got hands and you’re about to catch ‘em!”

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