tekki-chan:

takeabreathandsmile:

takeabreathandsmile:

Remember Unfriended? The horror movie that came out a couple years ago that had ads all over Youtube featuring unskippable jump scares?

Well, it’s back with a vengeance – or actually, a sequel:
“Unfriended: Dark Web”

And as you can imagine, the ads are just as bad and anxiety-inducing as before. I’ve come across two separate ads already (one of which was in the middle of a video and happened while I was on fullscreen) so here’s what you need to watch out for:

TRAILER #1 begins with a logo for a chatroom and within the first few seconds you’ll see a guy’s face pop up on a skype-like screen.
Don’t worry – THIS IS NOT THE JUMP SCARE, it’s just a normal-looking chat screen. During this time you’ll want to exit full screen if you’re in it, and then scroll down until all that’s visible is the “Skip Ad” Countdown and about an inch of the bottom half of the video. Then wait and press Skip when you’re able.

This ad DOES NOT have a pre-skip jumpscare, so you’re okay to wait. (Unless your screen shows a “video will play after ad” note instead of a skip function, in which you’ll want to scroll until you can barely see the video and hit mute.) 

TRAILER #2 is the one you need to be wary of.
It begins with about 3 seconds of a black screen and faint, eerie music. If you’re in fullscreen and you see this – COVER THE SCREEN, EXIT, AND SCROLL DOWN QUICKLY. I’ll be honest, I did not see what the image that showed up was (because I followed the aforementioned procedure), but judging by the accompanying sounds and the dialogue that followed:
“Dude, that looked way too real.”
“I think it was real.”

…I’m pretty sure it’s fair to assume that it’s not something you want to be caught off-guard by.

Again, scroll so that you can only see the bottom of the screen and wait for the Skip button to load. Then skip immediately.

There might be other ads going around, but these are the only ones I’ve come across so far. 

If you want to play it safe: Every time slot for an ad on a youtube video is marked by a small yellow square on the time bar (not sure if that’s the official name, but that’s what I’m calling it.) At the beginning of every video and any time you see one of those yellow squares coming up, exit fullscreen and scroll down before it plays. You can also usually see what’s being advertised in the box above the recommendations section.

If you see other ads going around that you feel people should be wary of – or if you have any specific warnings to issue regarding the two I mentioned – please feel free to ad them to this post! 

STAY CALM, BE SAFE, AND BROWSE WISELY, GUYS!!

Yeah, so-

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

Not long after posting this, guess what ad showed up on my dash as one of those “Sponsored” posts?

Be careful scrolling, guys. If you see the word “Sponsored” in grey at the top of a post, slow down and scroll carefully to see what it is. If you see flashing, glitching, a black screen, or what looks like a Skype chat – scroll back up and refresh.

Or just scroll very quickly down, but be very careful in doing so.

I’m getting bombarded with these things, so keep an eye out and spread the word to make sure everybody’s aware.

And this is why people use adblocks: because advertisers are perfectly ok with putting freaking JUMPSCARES in their ads.

doctordragonisback:

the-anchorless-moon:

Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless

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witchin-bitchin-twopointoh:

speckledsnail:

followthebluebell:

peteseeger:

Amazon’s big deals event is being timed to coincide with the multinational strike action against them, so don’t get tempted when those start up

It’s on July 10th

The strikes were actually timed for the big deals event so when the high demand comes Amazon will realise how much it needs it workers.

BUY FROM AMAZON ON THE TENTH IF YOU WANT TO.

THE STRIKE WAS PLANNED SO AMAZON WOULD BE UNABLE TO FULFILL THE MASS AMOUNT OF ORDERS ON THE DAY OF THE DEALS.

IF YOU WANT TO HELP STRIKERS, ATTEND A LOCAL STRIKE IF THERES ONE NEAR YOU. BRING FOOD AND WATER OR MILK IN CASE THINGS GET BAD.

IF THERE’S NO STRIKE NEARBY, SPREAD AWARENESS DURING THE STRIKE. GET IT TRENDING ON EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA. SHARE NEWS STORIES AND PUBLICLY CRITIQUE NEWS ORGANIZATIONS THAT DO NOT COVER IT.

SUPPORT AMAZON’S LABORERS AS THEY FIGHT FOR FAIR WAGES AND WORKING CONDITIONS!

Cool, thanks.

Just so you know, the recent political posts are going to be interlaced with all sorts of things mostly from various fandoms, and some nature stuff.