pukicho:

pukicho:

misterjukebox8:

pukicho:

The fuck outta here Winnie the piss

You wanna know why they censored Winnie the Pooh

Too many people made fun of the Prime Mininster of China for looking like Winnie the Pooh

So he just straight up banned Winnie the Pooh from the country

Glad to see the leader of a superpower cant handle a kindergarten-level joke

This dude has me blocked for some reason and honestly? Good

Kindergarten comes from German and means “garden of children”. Garden, yes. Spelled with a D, no.

debwalsh:

admemento:

warriormale:

gigglefuck:

1-sadistic-lover:

gosweetheartedgirl:

honedperfection:

December 17th – a rescue plan

Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.

I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)

One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.

More info over the days to come.

The plan is, broadly:

1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there

2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.

3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.

4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.

Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.

There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.

The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons – maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.

If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.

Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.

(Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site – that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)

If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.

If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.

(Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)

If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.

Obviously, you will lose access, after December 17th, to all past posts you have liked, if Tumblr has flagged them as NSFW. Again, the steps (1), or (2A) and (2B) covered above will be the only way to hold on to these posts.

Oh I so hope this works. It would be great to get this out so we can try to get as many people as possible all back in one place and not split up all over different platforms.

Please reblog

Here’s hoping

everyone who see’s this from Me PLEASE reblog this!

~Uncle R.

Guys, check this out.

We now have a plan to save this Tumblr community!

Help is on the way!

More to come!

I want to personally thank all those volunteers who are involved in this project.

WarriorMale

This sounds promising. 

Here’s hoping this is legit.

I have no idea if this is real, but a reblog won’t hurt anything.

Hey! I’m have a 20 gallon long I’m planning on setting up and cycling soon (waiting until I move) and I was wondering if you have any heater / filter brands you recommend. Lights, hoods? Stuff to have before? I’m pretty new to all of this. I’m planning on getting one Betta boi to put in. But I’m also thinking about apple snails as well. (also, feel free to not to answer or just like. Answer in links! Love your blog <3)

Thank you!

Betta care, largely generic, below the cut. 

Apple snails get the size of your fist, do not recommend. Mystery snails stay smaller, but they do lay a lot of eggs and can result in lots of baby snails. If you want snails and not a bajillion babies, get nerite snails. Horn nerites are a favorite of mine. Small, and they do lay eggs, but the eggs don’t develop and hatch in freshwater. 

So! Basic aquarium setup for bettas. Note that this applies to all tank sizes.

You really just need a generic light for all of this. No need for anything fancy, the thing that comes with the tank in sets will work. Try an LED for lower heat. 

A sponge filter is best for bettas. Nice and gentle. When it needs cleaning, take the sponge off and gently squeeze it in a bucket of tank water, then put it back on the filter. That gunky tank water (and any tank water) is great for houseplants. 

You MUST have a heater. Go on Amazon and look for the one with the highest rating, applicable to your tank size. You need a guard around it, bettas are dummies who will slump on a heater and get burned. 

You also MUST have a thermometer. Not a stick-on kind, one of the kinds that’s a tube that goes in the tank. Any of them is fine. Just keep an eye on it- bettas need to be at a minimum of 78F. It should be in the center of the tank, with the heater at one end, so the betta can choose where it wants to be.

You MUST have a lid that covers all the gaps in the tank, or keep the water level at least 4 inches below the surface. I recommend the former option, as I’ve seen fish get stuck to the side of a tank with a low water level. Bettas DO jump. 

You MUST have the entire top of the tank open to the air. Bettas need to breathe air to keep their labyrinth organ healthy. By that, I mean the water shouldn’t touch the lid for more than 5% of its surface. The betta should be able to swim up at any point and take a breath. 

Bettas don’t care what their decor looks like, but they need things to hide under and around. They also love to slump just below the surface of the water, resting on something. You can make betta hammocks with a plastic plant leaf and a suction cup, look ‘em up on Amazon to buy one, or just make sure there’s decor and such up near the surface. In particular, you need to make sure there are no sharp edges, betta fins shred easily. Plastic plants are usually sharp, silk plants are fine. 

I suggest some live plants with bettas. Not a requirement, but highly, highly suggested. Java moss and Java fern are both very hardy, they grow happily under any tank light. Just throw them in, or tie them to something. Java fern, don’t plant the roots in the ground, they’ll rot. Anacharis is also pretty easy to grow- same deal. Java moss or flame moss is my highest recommendation.

Duckweed will block out the light and suck up a lot of nutrients, so that requires slightly brighter lights and possibly the use of some ferts if it’s not the only plant, but it’s great for sucking out nitrates and getting that live-plant benefit. 

If you can, throw in some callippa leaves or oak leaves. Both release tannins into the water, which dim the lighting slightly, help to stop fungus from growing, soften the water very slightly, and add a more natural look. The leaves should have fallen off the tree naturally, and should already be brown. Pick up a few from an area without any sprayed pesticides or the like, throw ‘em straight in. You can remove them when they start to rot, or just leave them in and let them decay, either is fine. 

Feed a small pellet food, or high-quality flake. The first ingredients should be things from the water, like shrimp and fish. Wheat and other land-based ingredients are OK, but shouldn’t be one of the first things. You can also get some frozen foods to use as treats. If you really want to spoil your betta, feed him frozen mysis shrimp and frozen bloodworms, alternated. Some bettas like freeze-dried treats, but you have to pre-soak those or they’ll expand in the betta’s stomach. Feed once a day, and keep in mind that a betta’s stomach is only slightly larger than its eyeball. I suggest missing a day once a week or so, and, if you can, feeding a small bit of thawed stuff from inside a frozen pea. This helps prevent constipation. Bettas beg, but don’t be fooled! They aren’t starving.

And that’s it! Generic light, generic sponge filter, good heater, good thermometer, things to hide in, stuff to lay on, decent food, some live plants, maybe an oak leaf or two. Very happy fish.

Now! Into the fancy stuff.

That tank has room for more than one betta. Betta sororities (female betta groups) do NOT work! They can hold sort of an uneasy peace for awhile, albeit stressfully for the fish, and will eventually collapse in a violent manner. Do not do this. 

You can, however, divide a tank that size into 2 segments and keep a betta in each. 10 gallons each is a good deal for most bettas. The only domestic bettas that need that much room are the “king” bettas, like you see at Petco, the really big ones. Go to any craft supply store and find the embroidery section, there’s embroidery mesh there. It’s a stiff plastic that comes in multiple colors. Black is probably the best aesthetic option. If you tie Java moss to said plastic, it’ll grow through the holes, or you can leave it as-is. Ideally you’d silicone it into place so it can’t get shoved, but otherwise, you can probably finangle something to keep it firmly in place. Bettas may flare if they see each other through the mesh, but as long as they aren’t obsessing, that’s fine. It’s enrichment, in fact! They get to visually spar at each other for a bit, and then, when one flounces away, they both think they’ve won. If they obsess a bit, block their view with plants and other stuff. Note: do NOT do this with plakats, plakats are very fighty due to being closer related to fighting stock. 

If you do that, you need a sponge filter and thermometer on each section. Make sure your heater isn’t near the plastic, but put it more towards the center than before. Also, you can swap bettas back and forth! Every couple months, I recommend swapping the half they live in, let them explore. 

Or you can get a pair of wild bettas! If you can find them, a male and female wild-type (doesn’t have to be wild-caught, just not bred into the cup kind) would be very happy in there. Wild-type bettas aren’t anywhere near as aggressive. I know from experience that, if you plant that pretty heavily and offer lots of line-of-sight breakers, two pairs of B. albimarginata will do well in a tank that size. Call your local pet shops, or check Aquabid. Be sure you research your specific wild betta type, they all vary some, but they have the same general care as a domestic betta. They just need more space and tend to be more active. 

Basically, you could definitely keep just one betta in a 20 gallon, but you can also do more!

Potential betta tankmates, if you keep it undivided, are listed below. Be sure you observe your individual betta, as what they’ll accept does vary by individual. You could also split the tank in half and keep a betta on one side, small fish on the other. If you keep a betta with small fish, expect him to chase a little bit- that’s fine, he won’t hurt them. If he isn’t obsessing and they can easily dart around something to avoid him, that’s no issue.

Corydoras cats by and large are not appropriate, they need colder temperatures. A couple species can tolerate the heat, but not any you’re likely to find, and I honestly don’t remember those species names at the moment.

Small tetras are generally good. Glowlights, neons, penguins, and so on. 7, at least. Those should all be fine in 10g of space.

Pencilfish are harder to find, but, again, good. Dwarf pencils would be fine in 10g, the larger ones need a bit more space.

Marbled hatchetfish are rare in the trade, but great. They need an even tighter lid, though! Hatchets jump like you wouldn’t believe. 

My personal recommendation: divide that tank in half. Put a betta and your choice of small fish on half of it, see how they do. If the betta doesn’t get along with them, put him on the other side, and voila. If he does, add another betta to the other side. Or, if he gets along with other fish, you can deem him community-safe, take the divider out, and put in some other community fish.

Fandom platform of the future – specs and features

neopianranter:

bea2me:

elysiananathema:

star-anise:

pearwaldorf:

So I made a tweet about how Maciej Ceglowski (aka Pinboard guy) should consult with fandom on how to build a new fandom platform inclusive of not just text, but images and multimedia. 

And then Maciej DMed me and said if fandom (I realize this does not include all parts of fandom) can get a consensus spec of what this platform should consist of, he’ll see what we can do. I have split the document into requirements and nice to haves. I know I’m not going to get everything, but hopefully this is a good enough start to get the ball rolling.

I kind of laughed like “Haha, what hubris, my tech friends say it’ll take a couple million dollars to create a platform like this, one does not simply walk into Mordor” but then all my tech friends were like, “Uh, hon? It’s Maciej Ceglowski. He either HAS a couple million to spend, or can talk his friends into fronting the money.”

So, uh… go make a wishlist!

@tatterdemalionamberite

Nomination: Tumblr’s set up but with functional black and white lists. X-kits features. AO3s tagging and tag wranglers.

Ability to search tags and actually find what you’re looking for within your own blog. There are things that i know i tagged a certain way, and can never find.

A way of tagging NSFW, and also extreme NSFW like gore stuff and the really extreme kinks. 

Fandom platform of the future – specs and features

Can you think of any south texas native fish that would nice in an aquarium?

snowflakeeel:

I’m a big fan of Red Shiners /Red Horse Minnows. Cyprinella lutrensis

Longear sunfish are good if you want a single larger fish. You have to catch one young, they’re too timid if caught as adults, but they make great ‘wet pets’. 

We have multiple species of shiners and darters that make great aquarium fish if you set up a long tank with higher flow than is usual.

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

godlessondheimite:

sogay4rey:

bodhirooke:

bodhirooke:

its kind of disappointing how everyone turns rey into some soft, clean aesthetic queen with glitter and pale pink fabrics when in canon rey is a greasy girl icon 

fanon rey: soft, smells like roses, always wearing glitter, no bad angles, pale smooth fabric queen
canon rey: doesnt know what a hairbrush or makeup is, steals fries off your plate, will fight you in a parking lot  

If I hung out with Rey we would have fart contests

that is the best addition to any post, sw-related or not

please consider that poe thinks hygiene is wiping down with the least greasy rag and rey just kind of scrubs off with some sand when she gets too crusty and finn is used to an absolutely scrupulous twice-daily hygiene regimen with water and sonic and specially formulated deodorants because you don’t want Army Stonk building up in a spaceship, or, god forbid, your armor. so he like, he loves poe and rey to death. he loves them. but he just watched poe try to explain the Sniff Test to rey, unsuccessfully, and he is kind of screaming internally now.

both rey and poe are in awe of how soft and sweet-smelling finn is and he’s like “listen it’s an ancient stormtrooper secret called WASH YOUR SOCKS WITH SOAP.”

thebettaboys:

Sometimes it just be like that.

For those unaware, sea anemones attach to rocks and other solid surfaces via a “foot”, like a snail’s foot. They can crawl, very slowly, if the situation isn’t to their liking.

My guess is this one crawled over the powerhead and got pushed away from the wall, and is now unable to react fast enough to grab onto something. I’m sure it’ll eventually land and grab on, but for now it’s gonna float around some.

It’ll be fine. They’re photosynthetic anyway, and the fact that its tentacles are all extended means it isn’t overly stressed.