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n4ebulokk:

squided:

neurodivergent-crow:

danthemedicman:

the-armed-utahn:

bnprime:

weirdrussians:

Russian hockey player with the ridiculous penalty shootout

a hero

what in the hell

Aesthetic 

Is this legal??

I mean… idk about you but I’m fairly convinced hockey doesn’t really have rules, just a loose set of guidelines

Basically, you go to a fight, turn up the AC, and eventually a hockey game breaks out.

I feel like if you can successfully do that, you should be allowed to do that.

thebibliosphere:

stealthflower:

thebibliosphere:

You know those fancy vampire fangs that mold to your teeth? Yea, I just realized I can’t ever wear them again because they’re not supposed to be worn over dental work. Which, I’m sure someone with your average filling might be able to get away with, but given the majority of my teeth are held together with dental cement and hope, I don’t think I’d like to risk it.

Tragic.

I’ll just have to be like the gammy old vampire with the awful dentures that they take in and out between meals.

You really only need the fangs to pierce the skin, anyway, so just get a handheld  set and annoy babyvamps by clacking them in your fingers like sharpened castanets.

I like it when you tap into the exact aesthetic chaos of my brain I really do, because that was the exact thought I was consoling myself with haha.

If you wanna be more accurate to how vampire bats (i.e. the only known vertebrate that’s exclusively vampiric) get a meal, you need, like, a nasty sharpened spoon thing to scoop a chunk of meat out.

januarium:

batcii:

what happened to the tiny little dragon pals that the triwizard champions drew from that bag????? harry mentions it being in the boys dorm later but never mentions it again like ??? if I had a tiny dragon companion i could carry around on my shoulder like a weird, spiky little bird i would literally never let it out of my sight

@loveheartlover: #oh my god#I never even thought about this#imagine charlie coming home for christmas and fleur like sprints upstairs and fetches her teeny dragon#like ‘charlie I know you like ze dragons look’#and charlie promptly adopts the tiny thing and decides bill’s girlfriend is the best person in the world#and then harry fucking gives him another#and charlie just sits on the floor and cries as he cups these tiny little dragons in his hands

Charlie Weasley crying about tiny dragons is my aesthetic.

perkachow:

foxymaple:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

It’s a mynah! Not quite as smart as parrots, but amazing mimicry skills, and they do learn more or less what different things actually mean. At the very least, they learn the appropriate times to say things.

erydumaenhir:

aquadventure:

I’m very excited to see Golf Ball snooting around at feeding time! I never saw them with the lights on before I moved them to the Big Boy Tank, but now they come out regularly to hoover up all the pellets before the cories can get to them!

Unfortunately they can’t fit in their beloved cave anymore, but has found a new home behind some choice driftwood.

I love your fish

I’m just so stupid that I don’t understand singular they right now

I’M A FUCKING SINGULAR THEY please tell golf ball and the cories they are good noots

Dealing with an unsavory player and character.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Setup, We had been running a long term homebrew campaign and a friend of ours brought in a new player who turned out to be a pain in and out of character by looting everything while we all battled the bosses then bluffed his way out.

Just after a boss fight, Me to DM(ooc): So just for clarification true resurrection only needs the smallest organic particle right?

DM: Umm yeah??

ME: Anything like a toenail, Hair or such?

DM again: Yeah..why

ME: Because this guy is pissing me off in and out of game and his character is wearing dragonscale armor with at least several chromatic breeds.

DM: still puzzled then a look of shock.

Me in character: I cast true resurrection on (characters) armor.

Player: rolls 1 on saving throw, 6 dragons immediately erupt from his body while I flee the scene.

Beyond the Betta

anabantoid:


I want to preface this: I loved bettas, at one point when I was about 15 I had well over a dozen bettas. Nothing could stop me, especially when Minibow 5’s were constantly on sale. I still like bettas, I think they have a ton of personality and they’re really fun, engaging fish that are incredibly accessible and are pretty cheap to set up. The unfortunate thing is that bettas are sick, they’re overpriced genetic disasters which can be a grab bag of problems. Bettas ten years ago aren’t the same bettas we have now, we have so many different varieties in such a short span of time, all due to inbreeding offspring to parent or offspring to offspring in order to preserve, expand upon, or replicate a desirable trait that sprung up from the genetic mish mash that bettas are. I still assert that non-dragon scale plakats, normal veils and crown tails are some of the healthier bettas you can get.

Now, I am NOT saying that you’re a bad person for having a betta of whatever variety, healthy or not. I am not telling you to get rid of your betta or to never ever get a betta again. You can have your bettas, you can get future bettas. This isn’t an article that’s telling you to get rid of your bettas. I know that everyone leaps to that conclusion any time I or others make posts critical of modern bettas and their ‘designer’ varieties.

But the thing is, you don’t always need to go back to bettas. You can expand your horizons and choose healthier fish in tanks that people normally just leave for bettas. All of these fish have their own charms and quirks, and while some might not have the same pizazz that you expect from bettas, they’re still worthy of appreciation.

Keep reading

Halfway beyond the betta: 

Wild bettas! Only a few generations away from wild-caught, still perfectly healthy. Care varies depending on species, but many are as brightly colored and have all the personality of the ones most people are used to. Besides that, many of them can be kept in small groups. Not fragile “may or may not collapse into violence” sororities, mated pairs, trios, or a small group in the same tank.