bogleech:

Just FYI if you’re writing fiction that’s supposed to be realistic and you involve insects, the following are animals that have colonies with “queens:”

  • Almost all ants
  • Some bees, which are related to ants anyway
  • Some wasps, which are even more related to ants anyway
  • Termites, which are distantly related to cockroaches
  • Arguably some gall-making aphids
  • Some pistol shrimp that live in sponges
  • Mole rats
  • That’s it!

There are no “queen” spiders or queen roaches or queen locusts or queen lice or queen boll weevils!

stickyfrogs:

Hello, Stickies!

Look at all these young handsome men! Turns out they’re fans of all the Stickies, especially Wanda with her helicopter legs and enthusiastic eating. They want to grow big and strong!

Many Wanda-kissies to the Young Handsome Men gathered in the hand! 😊🐸😊🐸

Wanda is impressed with your growing Sphericalness and Good Sharing of the hand!

She sends you all neatly packaged lunchboxes of treaties for the next month and a big Wanda smile!

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lauralot89:

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last election and I’m sure Russia will bring it back:

  • YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.
  • YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.
  • IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.
  • DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.
  • DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.
  • DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.
  • NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES.  IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.
  • VOTE.

idonotraisecain:

msaprildaniels:

house-of-crows:

questionablemotivations:

jumpingjacktrash:

jumpingjacktrash:

becoming vegan because factory farming is unethical is like deciding that since walmart and amazon mistreat their employees you are now going to get everything you need out of dumpsters

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in a nutshell, instead of reforming the bad parts of your society, you
try to opt out of it in a way that has really no effect, and wouldn’t
work at all if the majority of people weren’t still part of the industry
you dislike.

there was, for a while, a real movement of people who tried to get everything out of dumpsters, as a way of opting out of capitalism. but the problem was that you couldn’t get what you need when you need it, leading to you being kind of a drain on your community, and someone had to buy that stuff in the first place for it to end up in that dumpster anyway. it was Fundamentally Silly.

going vegan to opt out of farming practices has similar problems. for instance: you (hypothetical vegan you) won’t buy honey, but the bees are being used to fertilize the vegetables and fruit you eat, they’re making the honey anyway, all you’ve done is – well, nothing, because you’re not a big enough demographic to make an impact, but even if you were, honey sales are a much smaller part of beekeepers’ income than crop pollination. and beekeeping is not a big faceless corporate interest. it’s not monsanto. it’s a bunch of single-family or partnership business with a truck or two and a couple hundred hives. the bees make honey after a pollinating run, and the beekeepers sell it for a little extra income. if you made a dent in that, you’d be achieving nothing but making joe beekeeper buy his kids’ t-shirts at k-mart instead of target.

animal farming and plant farming are deeply interconnected. plant farmers grow animal feed; animal farmers sell manure for fertilizer. most non-corporate farmers raise both plants and animals. it’s more economic and gives them more resilience.

if you were a big enough demographic to hit ‘the farming industry’ in its wallet. you would be making things MUCH harder for small farmers than for factory farms. you would be making it easier and easier for factory farms to crowd family farmers out of business. so that’s pretty much achieving the opposite of what you want, right there.

and then there’s the fact that plant farming is just as rife with gruesome factory farm conditions as animal farming, but it’s humans who are exploited in those. i’m not going to level accusations of racism here, but it really is unfortunate how little the vocal internet vegan contingent seems to know or care about the exploitation of the mostly nonwhite workers in the industry. it makes y’all look racist, whether you are or not.

look, i keep saying this, even though folks never seem to hear me: i don’t hate vegans, i’m not trying to stop you being vegan, i do not care what you eat.

my problem is with defensive internet vegans trying to promote their dietary restriction lifestyle as a solution to problems in the real world. it is not. it may create more problems than it solves, or maybe it breaks even, i don’t know. it certainly doesn’t solve anything that can’t be solved just as well without it. it can only look reasonable from a perspective of deep ignorance about where food comes from and how the farm economy works. you basically have to be young, urban, and somewhat privileged to embrace it. and it is, fundamentally, very silly.

Furthermore I’d like you to look at a sheep farm. Actually look at it.

You CANNOT grow crops there. That’s WHY there are sheep on it.

You refuse to use wool, well aside from.the fact that it’s a fantastic fiber and how polluting polyester and other plastic fibers are, it doesn’t harm the animal to remove and in fact is done for their benefit.

Above – a sheep farm (note steep and craggy hills), an uncompressed bale of freshly shorn wool and some sheep being shorn.

It’s not stressful for the sheep. Sheep are dumb. Be confident, dont hurt them and they’re good. Wool is a good fiber – strong, warm – even when wet – renewable and biodegradable.

My issue with Veganism-As-A-Cult is the lack of critical thinking. By all means eat what you want, wear what you want to wear but a blanket ban on all animal products because they’re HARMFUL is in itself an extremely harmful philosophy.

Do you refuse to eat plants that were pollinated by bees or fertilized by manure since they’re a product of animal labour?

Honey doesn’t hurt bees. Wool doesn’t hurt sheep.

What about animals that are going to die anyway? We are currently in the process of exterminating possums in our country as they are a pest and destroyer of our native species. We kill them humanely but they’re still going to die because its them (introduced pest) or our endemic endangered species. We use the meat for pet food and the fur for a lot of things now – in making yarns or fur items – because the alternative is to let it rot. Which is just bloody wasteful tbh.

What would (generic) you prefer we do here? Let sheep die of over heating or the weight of wet wool? Force bees into swarming (90% casualty rate) so we can avoid taking their honey? Leave pest animals to rot and encourage the use of set-and-forget traps since there’s no incentive to check them?

What’s the humane option?

see: why I hate militant veganism

Veganism, as I have encountered it, tends to be a thing that morally smug white people try to spring on others as a quick fix solution for the world, and I resent it more every day.

As a vegetarian who used to be a vegan and probably will be again in the future, yes. Any individual change you make is, well, sort of futile. If we really want to make a difference, we have to start discriminating between animal agriculture businesses so as not to ruin the small ones (which are generally more ethical) and get organized and target the big industrialized corporations. Veganism in itself is not a solution. It’s a personal lifestyle; no more, no less. The power is not in the person, it’s in the union.

vampireapologist:

bettsplendens:

vampireapologist:

boguscantaloupe:

vampireapologist:

ever since i was little i have been terrified of paddlefish. i saw a couple’a paddlefish swimmin around at the shedd aquarium in chicago and i knew they just weren’t for me. no wildlife had or has ever really scared me except for them. in my fear i still had curiosity so i read about them and the little sign said they live in the ohio river, which was bad news for me.

for years every time we drove over the river and i was terrified the bridge would collapse and we’d plummet into the murky depths and we’d all survive miraculously only so a paddlefish could swim through our shattered window.

when i got to college to study wildlife i found out that paddlefish are endangered in ohio and required our protection. I thought …..how Inconvenient.

Now I will dedicate my life and passion to them.

but they better not EVER look at me.

This? This is what you’re afraid of? These fish with handles?

I am who I am and I don’t owe anyone any explanation

those fish with handles get Big! person-sized or so. they swim around with their mouths open like idiots and eat whatever small things go down their throat. 

I’m not being sarcastic. I wish you’d been my ichthyology professor.

The highest compliment! 

It used to be thought that paddlefish used their paddles to dig around in the mud and unearth food. This is what platypi do, but paddlefish are not platypi. Their handles are lined with sensors that are presumably used to detect things like water movement, scent, and alien communication signals. This may help steer them towards higher concentrations of food. No word on whether they eat the aliens or if the aliens feed them something.

Since paddlefish eat by swimming around and waiting for food to go in their mouths, you can’t catch them on a regular rod and line setup unless one blunders its mouth into your hook. Instead, people catch them by snagging them with hooks attached to thick line and hauling them in. Which sounds a lot like how some sort of horror movie monster would catch people. This is only legal in some areas and probably should be legal in none of them. 

vampireapologist:

boguscantaloupe:

vampireapologist:

ever since i was little i have been terrified of paddlefish. i saw a couple’a paddlefish swimmin around at the shedd aquarium in chicago and i knew they just weren’t for me. no wildlife had or has ever really scared me except for them. in my fear i still had curiosity so i read about them and the little sign said they live in the ohio river, which was bad news for me.

for years every time we drove over the river and i was terrified the bridge would collapse and we’d plummet into the murky depths and we’d all survive miraculously only so a paddlefish could swim through our shattered window.

when i got to college to study wildlife i found out that paddlefish are endangered in ohio and required our protection. I thought …..how Inconvenient.

Now I will dedicate my life and passion to them.

but they better not EVER look at me.

This? This is what you’re afraid of? These fish with handles?

I am who I am and I don’t owe anyone any explanation

those fish with handles get Big! person-sized or so. they swim around with their mouths open like idiots and eat whatever small things go down their throat. 

pendragonqueen09:

jagarsjora:

grumpyoldgermanwoman:

incurablenecromantic:

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t an elderly dog

elderly werewolf archenemy of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade